Attention: Please take a moment to consider our terms and conditions before posting.

Going to Hell ...

Riscardo
Riscardo Posts: 2,337
edited October 2013 in Fun, Jokes & Captions


Seems like we are all going then ...

Comments

  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,430
    Not seeing anything
  • DRF
    DRF Posts: 2,455
    Why does God hate vegitarians?
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,430
    Reminds me of this.

    youtube.com/watch?v=91DSNL1BEeY
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    To be fair, Simon Jordan's church was never going to be a big fan of us
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885
    At least there's no mention of a hand cart. Either way @AddickUpNorth won't be too pleased :0)
  • randy andy
    randy andy Posts: 5,454
    DRF said:

    Why does God hate vegitarians?

    Because we have canine teeth designed for ripping meat, and we were made in god's image, therefore god likes a nice bit of steak and vegetarians are evil

    :)

    That is of course ridiculous reasoning, but no more so than much that is spouted by various religious people
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    DRF said:

    Why does God hate vegitarians?

    Cause he created vegetables!
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    BIG_ROB said:

    DRF said:

    Why does God hate vegitarians?

    Cause he created vegetables!
    I'm trying to find a flaw in that argument but can't. Back to eating meat for me then!
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    McBobbin said:

    BIG_ROB said:

    DRF said:

    Why does God hate vegitarians?

    Cause he created vegetables!
    I'm trying to find a flaw in that argument but can't. Back to eating meat for me then!
    You know it makes sense
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    Blimey, according to that list I'm going to hell 3 times.
  • Sponsored links:



  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885
    Miserableoldgit said:

    Blimey, according to that list I'm going to hell 3 times.

    You given up the painting and skateboarding then MOG ? :0)
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    I'm a vegetarian fornicator so I've had it! I don't let it worry me though @RedChaser, at least I'll have @miserableoldgit keeping me company, playing his bongos! To paraphrase AC/DC, looking at that list, hell won't be a bad place to be ;-)
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    @BIG_ROB - It makes no sense and deep down you know that fella. One day............... ;-)
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885
    edited October 2013
    One thing's for sure we will all receive a warm welcome :-)
  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 12,691
    when did orange mobile get the right to say who goes to hell and who doesn't?!
  • Cordoban Addick
    Cordoban Addick Posts: 5,448
    AddickUpNorth said:

    I'm a vegetarian fornicator so I've had it! I don't let it worry me though @RedChaser, at least I'll have @miserableoldgit keeping me company, playing his bongos! To paraphrase AC/DC, looking at that list, hell won't be a bad place to be ;-)

    Are you saying you don't use any meat during sexual congress?

  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Cordoban Addick said:

    AddickUpNorth said:

    I'm a vegetarian fornicator so I've had it! I don't let it worry me though @RedChaser, at least I'll have @miserableoldgit keeping me company, playing his bongos! To paraphrase AC/DC, looking at that list, hell won't be a bad place to be ;-)

    Are you saying you don't use any meat during sexual congress?

    Nope, I'm that righteous I strap on a Quorn sausage ;-)
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    Rizzo said:

    Not seeing anything

    You've obviously been doing too much of what it says on the poster, and lost your sight.
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,430
    man_at_milletts said:

    Rizzo said:

    Not seeing anything

    You've obviously been doing too much of what it says on the poster, and lost your sight.
    Yeah, must stop skateboarding.

  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,728
    Don't be stupid - God doesn't hate vegitarians. It's vegans he hates!
  • Sponsored links:



  • cafctom
    cafctom Posts: 11,364
    Amazing that 'Surfers' are first on the list. Random.
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    I thought it said Addicks not Addicts.
  • DRF
    DRF Posts: 2,455
    I thought skaters would go OK as "Heaven in a Halfpipe".

    Obscure 2000 music reference for those who were wondering.
  • Absurdistan
    Absurdistan Posts: 8,024
    edited November 2013
    image

Categories

“Marketplace”