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"Where's the talking?" - Sunday league shouts

Off_it
Off_it Posts: 28,894
edited November 2013 in Other Football and Sports
A mate just sent me this link - pretty fun for anyone who's played Sunday League before.

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/football-cliches/2013/oct/31/talking-language-sunday-league-football
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  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,668
    I love Sunday league football talk. Cracks me up.

    Cant believe the all time favourite isn't on there though.

    'Turn and face, turn and face' - you have to say it twice for some reason
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,894
    I like the one someone has added to the comments at the bottom -

    "DON'T LET HIM DO THAT!" - to be shouted just after he's done that.

  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,794
    Haha love the still 0-0 one.
  • cafcsinger
    cafcsinger Posts: 5,550
    Brillant, love the "Dont let it bounce!"
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,898
    "All Day"
    An utterly irritating phrase (specifically designed to be so) used by smug opponents to declare your attacking efforts as weak and unlikely to succeed, even if repeated. Often said twice in quick succession – as a speculative effort flies into neighbouring allotments – to compound the humiliation.

    so true
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,834
    "THEY DON'T WANNA KNOW LADS"
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    'He dont want it!' when their big lumbering centre half has the ball at his feet
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,894
    edited November 2013
    ValleyGary said:

    'He dont want it!' when their big lumbering centre half has the ball at his feet

    Quickly followed by three or four people shouting "PUT HIM UNDER" simultaneously
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    'Come on mate, we've all gotta go to work tomorrow' after a late tackle.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,834
    "HE'S ONLY GOT ONE FOOT"

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  • Dizzle
    Dizzle Posts: 5,190
    After some pressure, usually followed with a panicked clearance its always "They're rattled" which seems to rile teams up more ha ha
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,834
    "DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM, PLAY YOUR OWN GAME"
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,898
    edited November 2013
    AFKABartram said:

    "THEY DON'T WANNA KNOW LADS"

    heard this a couple of Saturdays ago when our oppo had pulled back from 2-0 down to 2-2.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,834
    "DAVID JONES, DAVID JONES, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT DAVID JONES. WALK AWAY DAVID JONES"#


    #desperately trying to get through the thick skull of Tajinder Sehmi before he is booked that he is playing as a ringer

  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,966
    edited November 2013
    "Get up/out!" when you've hoofed it clear.

    "Line it".

    "Hold the line!" despite the fact you know the dopey bloke you've got running the line will miss any offside anyway.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    'REF HE WAS ABOUT 5 YARDS ON' shout from the goalie 70 yards away on an offside call
  • tricky
    tricky Posts: 1,291
    That was originally from this site http://angleofpostandbar.blogspot.co.uk/ . There's some cracking stuff on there all about the clichés used in the game (both playing and watching).
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,898
    'JUSTICE'

    after a dubious penalty is missed.

    heard this 2 Saturdays ago.
  • red_murph
    red_murph Posts: 2,460
    Great spot Off_It. Funny as you like.
  • itsmyball
    itsmyball Posts: 300
    keep him on his left foot, down the outside, over the top , ref your having a laugh and one I used to use a lot why did you send me off

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  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    itsmyball said:

    keep him on his left foot, down the outside, over the top , ref your having a laugh and one I used to use a lot why did you send me off

    And that is just from the parents on the touch line
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,341
    @ItsSundayLeague is fun to follow on Twitter - full of this sort of stuff.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,834
    "TWO BANKS OF FOUR"
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,341
    Overhit throughball.

    "I'm not ******* Usain Bolt"
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    'IVE GOT TWO HERE!!!' meaning your only marking one but if he scores then you've got yourself well covered.
  • itsmyball
    itsmyball Posts: 300
    love that one valleygary
  • itsmyball
    itsmyball Posts: 300
    go straight through him is another one I used to use
  • Boom
    Boom Posts: 1,680
    ValleyGary said:

    'IVE GOT TWO HERE!!!' meaning your only marking one but if he scores then you've got yourself well covered.

    Yep - definately!

  • randy andy
    randy andy Posts: 5,457
    Macronate said:

    'JUSTICE'

    after a dubious penalty is missed.

    heard this 2 Saturdays ago.

    Remember playing for Cray Harriers years ago and an opponent said this after we had a soft penalty saved, the ref booked him for it, and it was a second yellow, so off he went. We ended up winning 3-0, Spankie scoring 1, me scoring the other two :) albeit against 9 men by that stage.

  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,608
    ValleyGary said:

    'IVE GOT TWO HERE!!!' meaning your only marking one but if he scores then you've got yourself well covered.

    Brilliant, used that one myself a few times!

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