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Winning a job interview.. or not..

masicat
masicat Posts: 5,008
edited November 2013 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Classic interview response. Fred is being interviewed for a job he really wants. When asked by the interviewer what his biggest weakness is he replies ' honesty '. The interviewer tells him he doesn't think honesty is a weakness.
' I don't give a fuck what you think' says Fred.

Does he get the job or not?

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  • RDG
    RDG Posts: 232
    No. Next.
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,619
    Ba da bing
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    edited November 2013
    My reply would be "If you are not totally honest, how would you know it wasn't a weakness"

    ps. I don't think it's a weakness, but it takes some time for people to get used to.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    nah I would give to the Moroccan fella waiting
  • Danny Addick
    Danny Addick Posts: 3,930
    No - he swore in a job interview at a potential future boss.
  • king addick
    king addick Posts: 3,698
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew0h3xnwyR4

    I think this is how you ace an interview.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,838
    I interviewed a fella once and gave him the big door opener of "tell me something you've done recently that you thought you did well or are proud of"

    Fella was stumped and all he could say was "kept my job in a recession".

    Ok. So why did they keep you when other people were being made redundant?

    Because I'm cheap!

    Haven't laughed so much in an interview situation before or since.
  • Kap10
    Kap10 Posts: 15,560
    @off_it did he get the job?
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,838
    Kap10 said:

    @off_it did he get the job?

    Unfortunately not. I liked him, but there was another (more experienced) candidate we gave the job to.

    However, when I moved jobs myself a year or two later I walked in on my first day and my new desk was sat right next to him. Had a bit of a laugh about it all.

    Always good to make sure you don't burn any bridges.

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