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People who eat with their mouth open

lordromford
lordromford Posts: 7,783
edited November 2013 in Not Sports Related
I've just been on a train (which is a rarity for me these days) and a bloke opposite has been munching on a pack of fucking scotch eggs or something, but every mouthful has been eaten open mouthed accompanied by a revolting 'ntyum ntyum' noise.
It was driving me mental, but I kept thinking he'd finish in a mo. The ignorant fucker just kept doing it.

My wife reckons there's about three people at work who do it at their desk and it drives her mad too.

Are we alone in finding this disgusting?
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  • No, you're not, it's gross.
  • Pigs
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,647
    I might be a miserable old sod now but i'm sure people never used to eat on trains and buses, not only does it look horrible but smells horrible to.
    I've just got off a 124 and a woman was eating mcdonalds, as soon as she'd had enough she just dropped the rest to the floor.

    Bring back the birch.
  • JaShea99
    JaShea99 Posts: 5,458
    Like many things they obviously do it because they've never been told not to.
  • Height of bad manners. Keep your gob shut when you eat, or don't eat in public.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Disgusting, my old man used to go nuts if I ever did it as a kid.
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,002
    Totally obnoxious
  • Chunes
    Chunes Posts: 17,349
    I live in Hong Kong and it makes me feel sick, never got used to it. My missus slurps her noodles, spaghetti or whatever, followed up by a massive swallowing sound and everything in between. She says that it's polite to the chef to make noises.

    It's a fundamental cultural difference so I try not to complain, but it does makes my stomach turn
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    Doesn't bother me, but I lived far and wide and it's quite common in other cultures.
  • Bothers me no end. Also people chewing gum, I cant stand the noise or view.
    Might be OK in some cultures but not most. Certainly not western culture, where I live.
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  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,783
    Chunes said:

    I live in Hong Kong and it makes me feel sick, never got used to it. My missus slurps her noodles, spaghetti or whatever, followed up by a massive swallowing sound and everything in between. She says that it's polite to the chef to make noises.

    It's a fundamental cultural difference so I try not to complain, but it does makes my stomach turn

    This is fair enough. If I was in Hong Kong and that's the cultural norm, then yes, I'd put up and shut up too.

    The bloke today was on a train from London Bridge to Sidcup. I assumed he was British, but even if he wasn't, He should've shut his noisy piggy mouth.
  • adrian
    adrian Posts: 760

    Bothers me no end. Also people chewing gum, I cant stand the noise or view.
    Might be OK in some cultures but not most. Certainly not western culture, where I live.

    Gets me mad too : food or chewing gum, but also nail-biting.
    As for the Chinese, well,, not so long ago, the great Mao would receive his visitors and have a chamber pot next to him for spitting.
    Not surprising, I read somewhere that he never brushed his teeth.
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,645
    My girlfriends old man does it and a bloke at work is the worst when he eats an apple. The whole office can hear.

    Gets right on my tits.
  • mickc
    mickc Posts: 573
    I suppose one hand for scotch eggs the other for pork scratchings.
  • Made my kids from an early age go in another room to eat if the done it, honest.
    HATE it and not hard to not do it.
    Laziness.
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,561
    Can we also include people who yawn and don't put there hand over their mouth. Happens all the time and it's gross. I don't want to see someones crappy teeth and smell their rank breath.
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609

    Can we also include people who yawn and don't put there hand over their mouth. Happens all the time and it's gross. I don't want to see someones crappy teeth and smell their rank breath.

    I've just had to have a word with my dog about that one :-)

  • Pigs

    Unfair to pigs , SHG !



  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    I've found that keeping my mouth shut makes it very difficult to get the food in.
  • Absurdistan
    Absurdistan Posts: 8,024
    Kinda weird to watch someone eat open mouthed or not.
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  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,783

    Kinda weird to watch someone eat open mouthed or not.

    Nobody was watching anything.
    However, it was impossible not to hear the bloke's mouth squelching and slurping. To be honest, I never actually saw him eat with his mouth open, because I had no intention of looking at him, but I can't imagine any circumstances where he could have been making such noises with his mouth closed. I suppose he may have been playing a recording of a dog licking its balls while he repeatedly brought snacks out of his bag, but I think it's unlikely.

  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609

    Kinda weird to watch someone eat open mouthed or not.

    Not much different from the thread anger when it was easier to avoid something that will irk you.

  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,024
    Chunes said:

    I live in Hong Kong and it makes me feel sick, never got used to it. My missus slurps her noodles, spaghetti or whatever, followed up by a massive swallowing sound and everything in between. She says that it's polite to the chef to make noises.

    It's a fundamental cultural difference so I try not to complain, but it does makes my stomach turn

    That's a really interesting one. So, does Mrs Chunes have the hump if you don't do it? Is she currently on Happy Valley Life complaining to her friends that you won't eat with you mouth open and that she has to make allowances?
  • Used to call that 'eating like a washing machine', because you can see it all going round and round.
  • RedPanda
    RedPanda Posts: 4,987
    Perhaps my number one pet hate. Animal behaviour.
  • Chunes said:

    I live in Hong Kong and it makes me feel sick, never got used to it. My missus slurps her noodles, spaghetti or whatever, followed up by a massive swallowing sound and everything in between. She says that it's polite to the chef to make noises.

    It's a fundamental cultural difference so I try not to complain, but it does makes my stomach turn

    On my third year in China and it still grosses me out.

    Slurp slurp chomp chomp, spit on the floor, have a cig, slurp slurp.
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,117
    edited November 2013
    I'm assuming his girlfriend is Hong Kong Ren, rather than Chinese but the point still stands, plenty of people have told me if a man doesn't make a ton of noise whilst he eats it's a sign of disrespect.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601



    Chunes said:

    I live in Hong Kong and it makes me feel sick, never got used to it. My missus slurps her noodles, spaghetti or whatever, followed up by a massive swallowing sound and everything in between. She says that it's polite to the chef to make noises.

    It's a fundamental cultural difference so I try not to complain, but it does makes my stomach turn

    On my third year in China and it still grosses me out.

    Slurp slurp chomp chomp, spit on the floor, have a cig, slurp slurp.
    I knew a girl like that. Didn't make a noise when she ate though.
  • Redrobo
    Redrobo Posts: 11,330
    Big Sam chewing gum. Yuk!image
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,647
    Bus and train travel etiquette seems to have gone completely out of the window, the English ways of sitting as far from others as possible and NEVER sitting next to someone if a seat is available elsewhere are totally disregarded.
    My pet hate at the moment (besides chicken bones on the floor) is people who sit on the outside seat and make no attempt to move if someone has to sit next to them.