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A bit of Friday fun - The one letter out game

man_at_milletts
man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
edited November 2013 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Change the title of a film, book or show by ONE LETTER ONLY to give it a completely new meaning.

I'll start with

Dr. Nob

Usual prizes, a years supply or Marmite for the winner, a headlock from Curb_it for the loser.

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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,970
    lol quality
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,587
    And not forgetting of course the old favorite; shaving Ryan's privates.
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    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
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    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,587
    edited November 2013
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  • Terry Naylor
    Terry Naylor Posts: 2,126
    Gulp fiction
  • twiggyaddick
    twiggyaddick Posts: 1,564
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    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,587
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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    3-2-7

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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,587
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  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
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  • SotonAddick
    SotonAddick Posts: 162
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  • AFKABartram
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    edited November 2013
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  • Phantom_User
    Phantom_User Posts: 655
    DaveMehmet said:

    Homos under the hammer.

    How about
    Hames Under the Hammer - The Big Ben Hamer debate
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