dont you just live sunday morning football

Walking the dogs this morning and catching the games as I strolled by I stopped to watch a corner...nicely delivered (sign him up scp) a defender just got his head to it and sent the ball out to the smallest player on the pitch standing just outside the box who hit it first time (sign him up scp) and it went like a bullet into the top left hand corner...those that were watching were all suitably impressed, as were all the players on both sides except perhaps the goalie who conceded it whose reaction was to very loudly shout at his own team 'how did you let a fucking midget score ?'...classic sunday league moment...