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its not always all about the rack (for some anyway)

razil
razil Posts: 15,041
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/452571/Trainee-lawyer-with-42-inch-pins-wins-Miss-Longest-Legs-beauty-prize

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  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    Miss read that i thought the link said 42 inch penis..
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,835
    Freudian slip Adam.

    TBF it is never about the rack for me.
  • Kap10
    Kap10 Posts: 15,560
    adamtheaddick said:

    Miss read that i thought the link said 42 inch penis..

    Now that would be awkward
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,591
    Kap10 said:

    adamtheaddick said:

    Miss read that i thought the link said 42 inch penis..

    Now that would be awkward
    I get by
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,160
    never been a big tit man, I find them to mother like, much prefer small tits.
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    I thought this was going to a be "whose gash"

    Now that would be good
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    sillav nitram said:

    never been a big tit man, I find them to mother like, much prefer small tits.

    Yeah I agree with this... too big doesnt look right - It may be a bit sad as well but I prefer looking at a pair of eyes as well
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    I can't see 'whose eyes' catching on mate
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    too small it feels like she's too young.
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    She is something else, isn't she!!
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  • Robbo on the wing
    Robbo on the wing Posts: 4,135
    Shag said:

    I can't see 'whose eyes' catching on mate

    They play that in Brick Lane.
  • Kap10
    Kap10 Posts: 15,560
    Shag said:

    I can't see 'whose eyes' catching on mate

    It is pretty popular on Charlton Life Saudi!

  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,591
    ForeverAddickted said:

    sillav nitram said:

    never been a big tit man, I find them to mother like, much prefer small tits.

    Yeah I agree with this... too big doesnt look right - It may be a bit sad as well but I prefer looking at a pair of eyes as well
    Especially if they can't open them because they're stuck closed.
  • Kap10
    Kap10 Posts: 15,560
    DaveMehmet said:

    ForeverAddickted said:

    sillav nitram said:

    never been a big tit man, I find them to mother like, much prefer small tits.

    Yeah I agree with this... too big doesnt look right - It may be a bit sad as well but I prefer looking at a pair of eyes as well
    Especially if they can't open them because they're stuck closed.
    Yeuch!!!
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    Look at the mince pies on that !
    Do you reckon she's wearing contacts ?
    Do you reckon they're real or fake glasses ?
  • Dizzle
    Dizzle Posts: 5,190
    OOOOOOOOHHHH shes got a lazy eye. That does it for that does, when shes looking at me, and also looking for me
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    Hahahahaha regretting my post after these comments on here love 'em
  • QatarNapsy
    QatarNapsy Posts: 998
    sillav nitram said:

    never been a big tit man, I find them to mother like, much prefer small tits.

    And for that reason, i'm in.

  • boggzy
    boggzy Posts: 3,595
    sillav nitram said:

    never been a big tit man, I find them to mother like, much prefer small tits.

    Also was like this til I started seeing a bird with 32H knockers! - Ever since, I've been obsessed with big boobs like a teenager!

    To be fair, it's eyes/smile/boobs combo that does it for me...

  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    sillav nitram said:

    never been a big tit man, I find them to mother like, much prefer small tits.

    is the gayest sentence ever.
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  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 8,997
    If she's got 32H tits I don't think I'd notice if she had a head let alone a decent smile.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,591
    Shag said:

    Look at the mince pies on that !
    Do you reckon she's wearing contacts ?
    Do you reckon they're real or fake glasses ?

    Are they tears or is she squirting?
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,350
    Great to see she's taking her career in Law seriously.
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    She needs to eat a few burgers.
  • Dizzle
    Dizzle Posts: 5,190
    My ex had 32FF and I never grew tired of having a go on the wibblers
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    edited January 2014





    Shag said:

    Look at the mince pies on that !
    Do you reckon she's wearing contacts ?
    Do you reckon they're real or fake glasses ?

    I'm sure there'd by someone on here winking over them just the same. ;)

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