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Overheard in boardroom

legaladdick
legaladdick Posts: 1,808
in General Charlton
RD (for it is he)… Zoot alors Katrien, quelle a load of merde!!

KM…Oui mais nous are going to have le pitch relaid dans le summer.

RD…Non le pitch tu daft vache! J’ai meant le team. Ils jou comme ils sont strangers et could not score dans un brothel. Ai’j bought un cochon dans un poke in cet club??

KM…err ils sont strangers. Nous avons flogged le Breton, le keeper et le midfielder mais nous kept le frog a left back et l’homme qui looks comme un poisson a centre forward.

RD…Purquoi? Ils sont useless.

KM…Tres vraim mais ils sont cheap!!!

RD…A le fin du jour les rosbifs sont booing. Je croix ils vieux a nouveau manager. J’ai read Charlton Life et je know qui ils prefer. Toutes temps a manager est sacked les posters want l’homme qui s’appelle Michael Tonnes des pommes. Vite, get il sur le telephone et premier de tout make sure il est cheap. Oh et flog Poyet et Cousins, nous should get a bob or deux pour ils.

Avex vous le train timetable pour Bradford s'il vous plait?

Comments

  • mistrollingin
    mistrollingin Posts: 3,868
    Very good Legal. Brightened up my Sunday.
  • Melrose
    Melrose Posts: 836
    LOL. Love it
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,292
    Bonnet de douche, Rodney.
  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast Posts: 1,127
    Great post Legal. I think you could make a few bob teaching Franglaise as a second language!
  • LawrieAbrahams
    LawrieAbrahams Posts: 3,780
    Your franglais is terrible.
  • Mortimerician
    Mortimerician Posts: 5,222
    edited February 2014
    image
  • CatAddick
    CatAddick Posts: 2,396
    Tonnes des pommes - love it!
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,348
    C'est trees bon...
  • bigstemarra
    bigstemarra Posts: 5,100
    Magnifique!
  • RedMist
    RedMist Posts: 1,404
    laboritoire garnier!

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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,153
    Ou est le gare ?
  • SELR_addicks
    SELR_addicks Posts: 15,613
    edited February 2014
    J'aime la bibliothèque.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,451
    edited February 2014
    I know for fact that after the match in the Executive Lounge RD stood on a chair and did a blinding rendition of this classic...

    Je ne regrette rein
  • LawrieAbrahams
    LawrieAbrahams Posts: 3,780
    Le singe est dans l'arbre.
  • Fanny Fanackapan
    Fanny Fanackapan Posts: 18,813
    Bet they refer to Lifers as Les Miserables !
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,326
    You what? You what? You what, you what, you what?!?!?
  • Weegie Addick
    Weegie Addick Posts: 16,679
    Would be drole if it wasn't so prochain a la verite...
  • tallboy
    tallboy Posts: 117
    Just who is the centre forward who looks like a fish? Has Gerard Depardieu signed for the addicks?

  • legaladdick
    legaladdick Posts: 1,808
    When playing for Bolton, the Millwall fans sang that 'He looks like a fish'. Sadly Marvellous Marvin was less than impressed.
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/competitions/championship/9798381/Bolton-Wanderers-1-Millwall-1-match-report.html
  • Charltonparklane
    Charltonparklane Posts: 5,786
    Reading that was Cunard

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  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,990
    legaladdick said:

    When playing for Bolton, the Millwall fans sang that 'He looks like a fish'. Sadly Marvellous Marvin was less than impressed.
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/competitions/championship/9798381/Bolton-Wanderers-1-Millwall-1-match-report.html

    I wonder if he'll be determined to score when we play Millwall?

  • MSE7
    MSE7 Posts: 1,345
    edited February 2014
    Talking about over hearing things in the boardroom. Friend of mine called Jimmy Jinx...(Its his nickname) was a cleaner at the valley back when we were a premier league club, After the Chelsea home game he was cleaning the boardroom bogs and he heard Richard Murray come in and use the cubicle next to him , apparently he let our the loudest fart you have ever heard in your life. Then next thing he knew there were lion type roars coming from the cubicle. He said after the third roar it then sounded like someone firing a shotgun. After each shotgun noise Murrays head would appear above the cubicle. G Force he reckons. Then after this came noises like someone dropping large stones into deep water...He said it was hilarious. Like a scene from dumb and dumber He nearly wet himself. Murray then appeared from the bog with his tie all loosened up and his shirt buttons undone sweating profusely

    Legend...
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,272
    MSE7 said:

    Talking about over hearing things in the boardroom. Friend of mine called Jimmy Jinx...(Its his nickname) was a cleaner at the valley back when we were a premier league club, After the Chelsea home game he was cleaning the boardroom bogs and he heard Richard Murray come in and use the cubicle next to him , apparently he let our the loudest fart you have ever heard in your life. Then next thing he knew there were lion type roars coming from the cubicle. He said after the third roar it then sounded like someone firing a shotgun. After each shotgun noise Murrays head would appear above the cubicle. G Force he reckons. Then after this came noises like someone dropping large stones into deep water...He said it was hilarious. Like a scene from dumb and dumber He nearly wet himself. Murray then appeared from the bog with his tie all loosened up and his shirt buttons undone sweating profusely

    Legend...

    Ha ha. haven't laughed so much for a long time.
  • doronron
    doronron Posts: 826
    Oggy Red said:

    legaladdick said:

    When playing for Bolton, the Millwall fans sang that 'He looks like a fish'. Sadly Marvellous Marvin was less than impressed.
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/competitions/championship/9798381/Bolton-Wanderers-1-Millwall-1-match-report.html

    I wonder if he'll be determined to score when we play Millwall?

    I was hopeing we would loan a player to replace him

  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,451
    MSE7 said:

    Talking about over hearing things in the boardroom. Friend of mine called Jimmy Jinx...(Its his nickname) was a cleaner at the valley back when we were a premier league club, After the Chelsea home game he was cleaning the boardroom bogs and he heard Richard Murray come in and use the cubicle next to him , apparently he let our the loudest fart you have ever heard in your life. Then next thing he knew there were lion type roars coming from the cubicle. He said after the third roar it then sounded like someone firing a shotgun. After each shotgun noise Murrays head would appear above the cubicle. G Force he reckons. Then after this came noises like someone dropping large stones into deep water...He said it was hilarious. Like a scene from dumb and dumber He nearly wet himself. Murray then appeared from the bog with his tie all loosened up and his shirt buttons undone sweating profusely

    Legend...

    Good one. Is that how Dowie was born I wonder?
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,292
    legaladdick said:

    When playing for Bolton, the Millwall fans sang that 'He looks like a fish'. Sadly Marvellous Marvin was less than impressed.
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/competitions/championship/9798381/Bolton-Wanderers-1-Millwall-1-match-report.html

    He plays like a fish (out of water).

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