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Song for Ghoochannejhad

I'm sure that some clever wordsmith out there could make something out of Donovan's 'Goo Goo Bararajagal'

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vXlw-hd2t1Y

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  • Valiantphil
    Valiantphil Posts: 6,427
    Is that the one that goes............. "cows ass with a banjo, or barn door while sitting on the handle" ?
  • se7oaks
    se7oaks Posts: 265
    Give me a G, give me H . . .
  • crookester
    crookester Posts: 1,369
    "show some f****** effort, show some f****** effort" would be my suggestion
  • cafcnick1992
    cafcnick1992 Posts: 7,504
    'you're just a shit simon church'
  • MSE7
    MSE7 Posts: 1,345
    Couldn't score in a brothel score in a brothel
  • meldrew66
    meldrew66 Posts: 2,579
    And yet he is a striker at the World Cup this year! Unbelievable really.
  • flynners
    flynners Posts: 44
    Number one was Ghoochannejhad
    Number two was Ghoochannejhad
    Number three was Ghoochannejhad
    Number four was Ghoochannejhad

    REZA

    We all dream team of Iranians
    A team of Iranians a team of Iranians
    A team of Iranians

    Number five as Ghoochannejhad

    ....

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  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,859
    I Can't Stand Up For Falling Down - Elvis Costello
  • Numbers
    Numbers Posts: 835
    Shall WE score a goal for YOU
  • jac52
    jac52 Posts: 636
    He comes from Iran. He couldn't hit a barn. Gooochenichad woooaah
  • rikofold
    rikofold Posts: 4,051
    Why bother with his surname?

    Reza jolly good fellow...
  • rikofold
    rikofold Posts: 4,051
    On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Ghooooochannejhad.

    (Four Liege loans, three duff kids, two English loans, and a Spongefoot in a front three). etc.
  • ParkinsonOut
    ParkinsonOut Posts: 1,509
    Based on what I've seen of him so far……. "you're shit and you know you are"
  • markmc68
    markmc68 Posts: 1,593
    Diver diver diver. .....
  • It was too good to be true
    Turns out your totally poo
    You have a very bad touch
    And you dive too much
    But at the end of the day
    I'd have you over Church every day
    You run like a headless chicken to
    But Church is still worse than you
    Da da da da da da da da da
    Da da da da da daaaaaaaa

    Oh Reza Goochy
    You came from Roland's network
    Oh Reza Goochy
    If you score we will twirk
    Oh Reza Goochy
    I want pace just like you.



  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 27,160
    Oh God, the image of the massed ranks of the Covered End trying to twerk is not one I needed at this time of night
  • I like the one I read a couple months ago...

    We're callin him Dave
    We're callin him Daaaaave
    Reza Ghoochannejhad
    We're callin him Dave

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  • rikofold
    rikofold Posts: 4,051
    Should be Gary though...
  • rikofold
    rikofold Posts: 4,051
    Who's that scoring goals,
    Who's that scoring goals,
    ...er...
    ...that's it.
  • MSE7
    MSE7 Posts: 1,345
    edited March 2014
    When we play Bolton

    You've got a trotter but we've got a Boycie!!!'

    You've got a trotter but we've got a Boycie!!

    Reza Goochanneljhad
    Reza Goochanneljhad

    Thank you very much people that's why they call me MSE7...
  • Shrew
    Shrew Posts: 5,758
    This message board sure knows how to support our players when they need it
  • Addick90
    Addick90 Posts: 677
    i think put reza up top in most other championship teams, especially with a strike partner he would score goals, he may lack some strength yes and is adapting, but playing him on the wing is not a place someone who can clearly score should be. He always looks to shoot, gets the ball on target and has a great first touch in and around the box. I guarantee he would have scored that one on one. Cut him some slack