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Poyet signed for Chelsea

dizzee
dizzee Posts: 5,616
in General Charlton
In 1997 according to this article...

http://www.chelseafc.com/legends-profile/legend/2146920/title/gustavo-poyet
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  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,670
    Git ;0)
  • creepyaddick
    creepyaddick Posts: 6,152
    Ha!
  • shine166
    shine166 Posts: 13,983
    Twat




    Got me a gooden I won't lie :)
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    edited May 2014
    angry red face
  • iainambler
    iainambler Posts: 966
    Brown trouser moment.....
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,443
    You have a LOL you ^%!&*()_!!!!!
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,899
    Crazy boy :-)
  • felix_31
    felix_31 Posts: 297
    None of that
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 64,213
    FFS
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,844
    Fair play. You got me too. Fcker.

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  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,128
    I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you get Poyet to sign for us now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.
  • The_President
    The_President Posts: 14,280
    Git.
  • johnny73
    johnny73 Posts: 4,567
    You got me. I even used a swear word!
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,152
    C U next Tuesday

    ;-)
  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,880
    Can't kid a kidder regarding Poyet, though my one had more of a bastard effect that probably wasn't that funny, just cruel.
  • CrayAddick
    CrayAddick Posts: 3,915
    I hate you
  • cafc_joe
    cafc_joe Posts: 214
    What a funny joke. Well done. You are so clever.
  • Absurdistan
    Absurdistan Posts: 8,024
    Plonker
  • CafcCrazy
    CafcCrazy Posts: 809
    stackitsteve said:

    I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you get Poyet to sign for us now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

    4 Lols when I do it not even a like :(
  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,128
    edited May 2014
    CafcCrazy said:

    stackitsteve said:

    I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you get Poyet to sign for us now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

    4 Lols when I do it not even a like :(
    Didn't know you had done it but I've just gone back a found it.....I've given you both a like AND a LOL

    edit: ok, just realised you can only give 1 or the other as the LOL has disappeared

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  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,915
    Wow, how long did it take you to dream that one up. What a knob.
  • Covered_End_Lad
    Covered_End_Lad Posts: 5,749
    stackitsteve said:

    I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you get Poyet to sign for us now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

    Thats commitment. Have a LOL
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,972
    Twunt. :-)
  • floydroadfaithfull
    floydroadfaithfull Posts: 4,778
    Knobhead
    Totally so not funny
  • bigstemarra
    bigstemarra Posts: 5,099
    Got too much time on your hands, mate....

    Very original. No-one's ever done anything like this before.

    You must be a comedy genius......
  • moutuakilla
    moutuakilla Posts: 7,606
    you shit
  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,880
    Why do people get so wound up? Obviously a light hearted joke whether its to your taste or not.

    If your gullible enough to think a past tense phrase like "poyet signed for Chelsea" is gana be true regarding our Diego, then the sarcastic rage might be in reference to the personal frustration that you actually believed it.
  • Redhenry
    Redhenry Posts: 5,365
    Wa"~er!
  • Valiantphil
    Valiantphil Posts: 6,426
    AFKA - can you delete rubbish posts like these.
    They are not helpful.
  • cafcsinger
    cafcsinger Posts: 5,604
    edited May 2014
    Give the bloke a break, how do people actually believe these? Not been linked to Chelsea once and all of sudden people read the title and think it's true. Take a look at yourselve rather than dizee.

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