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A big salute for Kyle Jones: doing his community a real service

LuckyReds
LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
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A casual dater is taking cougar hunting to the extreme – by going out with a great grandmother three times his age.

Kyle Jones, 31, says he’s attracted to wrinkles and likes the ‘natural hang’ of sagging breasts.
The 2014 "Would Ya" champion himself

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  • Chunes
    Chunes Posts: 17,346
    Just saw this on Facebook. She's 91.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    His mums alright
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    I feel sick now, but each to there own i suppose
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,780
    paulie8290 said:

    I feel sick now, but each to there own i suppose

    I'm flabbergasted rather than feeling sick.
  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,476
    Are you sure he is not attracted to her will?
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    cfgs said:

    Are you sure he is not attracted to her will?

    Funny enough that's what I was thinking
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,640
    I wonder if she's still got her school uniform?
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,142
    Little Britain come to life...
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    Bet it's dry as a bone down there.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,832
    In the paper, she said ' I like to dress up in sexy clothes, but I keep my bra on'

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  • falconwood_1
    falconwood_1 Posts: 7,368
    What would Bernie do?
  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    MrOneLung said:

    In the paper, she said ' I like to dress up in sexy clothes, but I keep my bra on'

    Because "there's not much left"... That woukd be where most men draw the line. But not good old Kyle.

    What's better is he keeps several of these ladies going at the same time.

    A real trooper, a real man, a real good guy.
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    Weirdo
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    He'll be able to suck her nipples and perform cunilingus at the same time.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,832
    edited June 2014
    DaveMehmet, I have just spat my coffee over my keyboard (and that is not a euphemism)
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,640
    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    Bet it's dry as a bone down there.

    Thanks for that.
  • Ormiston_Addick
    Ormiston_Addick Posts: 8,810
    That is fucking rancid.
  • Granpa
    Granpa Posts: 2,995
    I wonder if she's still got her school uniform?

    Do you mind baldybonce, I'm having my lunch !
  • smiffyboy
    smiffyboy Posts: 4,314
    I wouldn't say no to his mum tho after a few beers
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,435
    Kudos Mehmet. Your best line ever.
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  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    Why has she got elastic bands wrapped round her hands in that photo?
    BTW I like the article about the CPR on the drowning squirrel on the link page.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    cafcfan said:

    Why has she got elastic bands wrapped round her hands in that photo?
    BTW I like the article about the CPR on the drowning squirrel on the link page.

    They're probably holding her fingers on!!
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    I've just found out that Kyle is this firm's biggest customer:

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  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    cafcfan said:

    Why has she got elastic bands wrapped round her hands in that photo?
    BTW I like the article about the CPR on the drowning squirrel on the link page.

    She snapped a couple of fingers whilst giving young Kyle a hand job.
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    And this one: (Kyle is probably a nickname given to him by the chemist because he misheard what he was asking for.)

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  • kimbo
    kimbo Posts: 2,995
    cfgs said:

    Are you sure he is not attracted to her will?

    Been with her for 4 years apparently so must b taking longer than he thought


  • SELR_addicks
    SELR_addicks Posts: 15,445
    edited June 2014
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    And if you thought it couldn't get any worse, they do porn as well.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    SELR_addicks said:

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    And if you thought it couldn't get any worse, they do porn as well.

    I wonder what rating they'll get on the young/old category on you porn?
  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    DaveMehmet said:

    SELR_addicks said:

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    And if you thought it couldn't get any worse, they do porn as well.

    I wonder what rating they'll get on the young/old category on you porn?
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  • Absurdistan
    Absurdistan Posts: 8,024
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omcxjXiWwpU

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