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Top 5 Comedy/Novelty Songs

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  • CharltonKerry
    CharltonKerry Posts: 2,990
    Cheers creepyaddick, will have to have a listen to the baron knights when I got a few moments, alway thought thet where extremely talented and I often thought they
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    Beware Brother Beware. Louis Jordan.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqjAZAMGDuY


    Mother's Lament Cream

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDE1ZvvHVVg


    Ain't it grand to be blooming well dead? Leslie Sarony.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcAieB-2kC0


    Cap'n 'P' And The Atto's (Sea Biscuits Parts 1 & 2). Patto

    From 37 minutes in:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkoPqX3KRbU


    The Intro and the Outro. Bonzo Dog Dooh Dah Band

    This is from the telly, the album version is good too.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI4ekBi5Hhc







  • Shrew
    Shrew Posts: 5,758
    Jarvis Cockers version of 'yon lions eat our Albert' makes me chuckle.
  • thenewbie
    thenewbie Posts: 11,054
    Jilted John - Jilted John
    Eric The Half A Bee - Monty Python
    The Laughing Gnome - David Bowie
    Carol Brown (Choir Of Ex Girlfriends) - Flight Of The Conchords
    Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life - Monty Python
  • masicat
    masicat Posts: 5,017
    Asshole Song . Jimmy Buffet
    The Man Song. Sean Morey
    Minnie the Moocher. Cab Calloway
    Ernie. Benny Hill
    Always Look on the bright side of life. MP.
  • Bangkokaddick
    Bangkokaddick Posts: 4,323
    Big Seven - Judge Dredd
    My Boomerang Won't Come Back - Charlie Drake
    Black Dog - Dread Zeppelin
    The Intro And The Outro - Bonzos
    Jilted John - Jilted John

    Anything by the Bonzo Dog Band and John Otway.

    And following a couple of earlier posts, I've seen the Barron Knights live!
  • some absolutely corking suggestions here, big thanks! i will spend the next coupla days on you tube. this selection of faves will lighten up any dark moment.
  • seth plum said:

    Beware Brother Beware. Louis Jordan.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqjAZAMGDuY


    Mother's Lament Cream

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDE1ZvvHVVg


    Ain't it grand to be blooming well dead? Leslie Sarony.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcAieB-2kC0


    Cap'n 'P' And The Atto's (Sea Biscuits Parts 1 & 2). Patto

    From 37 minutes in:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkoPqX3KRbU


    The Intro and the Outro. Bonzo Dog Dooh Dah Band

    This is from the telly, the album version is good too.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI4ekBi5Hhc


    my word, an inspired selection seth!

  • Big Seven - Judge Dredd
    My Boomerang Won't Come Back - Charlie Drake
    Black Dog - Dread Zeppelin
    The Intro And The Outro - Bonzos
    Jilted John - Jilted John

    Anything by the Bonzo Dog Band and John Otway.

    And following a couple of earlier posts, I've seen the Barron Knights live!

    oh lord, i'd forgotten this charlie drake comedy classic, yessss - thx bangkok!:.)

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BwOyVIlupg

    House of the rising sun John Otway
    Crazy Horses John Otway
    The piano has been drinking Tom Waits

    everyone should know john otway, top shout a r t h u r !

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  • There are some great parodies out there

    Moves like Jagger - The key of awesome: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyD8hkSbCRs
    Armish Paradise - Wierd Al Yankovic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg
    Somebody that I used to know - The key of awesome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwPHy17Iu6E

    ok, big gratitude alex wright! the key of awesome is the real new find here for me so far, love hearing about stuff i didn't know as well as the classic reminders...
  • Sonicstud85
    Sonicstud85 Posts: 2,176
    Willy bum bum
  • Bike by Pink Floyd
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    Oi Santa, where's me fuckin bike

    Was good
  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    PL54 said:

    Oi Santa, where's me fuckin bike

    Was good

    Wasn't that actually Santa Clause you C@#* Where's my F@"#ing Bike?

    Up there with some other quite rude Christmas songs.
  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214

    PL54 said:

    Oi Santa, where's me fuckin bike

    Was good

    Wasn't that actually Santa Clause you C@#* Where's my F@"#ing Bike?

    Up there with some other quite rude Christmas songs.
    .......Kevin Bloody Wilson, if I remember correctly.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,330
    Say Man - Bo Diddley
    Don't jump off the roof Dad - Tommy Cooper
    You Need Feet - Bernard Bresslaw
    You run your mouth and I'll run my business - Louis Jordan (in fact many of his tracks were risqué and quite funny)
    Hole in the Ground - Bernard Cribbins

    Charles Penrose sang the Laughing Policeman, as I am sure BedsAddick will testify...
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 34,269
    king of the cops (parody of king of the road)
    a hard days night - peter sellers
    albert & the lion
    the winkers song - ivor biggun
    friggin in the riggin - sex pistols
  • The night John Willie took his Ferret to a do - The Oldham Tinkers
    Fishermans Friend - Bernard Wrigley
    Uncle Joes Meaty Mint Balls - Mike Harding
    Keep your hand on your Ha'penny - The Five Penny Piece
    Back Buchanan Street - Jacqui and Bridie
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,948
    Number one by a long way is Watford Gap by Roy Harper. "Plate of grease and a load of crap" etc.

    Crazy Horses - John Otway

    Jilted John

    Really Free - John Otway

    Derek and Clive - Pete 'n' Dud.

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  • hawksmoor
    hawksmoor Posts: 2,609
    edited July 2014
    I can practically quote every Derek & Clive routine by heart. The one 'song' that you wouldn't want your nan hearing starts, 'My Mum came into my room...' It's very crude but then Dudley Moore barely finishes a line because he keeps collapsing into drunken laughter. In fact, that's often the funniest parts of those albums: Dudley Moore's laughing.

    That said, most of the 'routines' just grind to a halt anyway. The only funny last line of any Derek & Clive routine is: 'Is this any way to run a dance hall?'
  • Fiiiiiish
    Fiiiiiish Posts: 1,671
    thenewbie said:

    Carol Brown (Choir Of Ex Girlfriends) - Flight Of The Conchords

    This was the first song I thought of when I saw the title of the thread, well played @thenewbie

  • BDL
    BDL Posts: 6,026
    Ernie - Benny Hill
    Three Wheels on my wagon - New Christy Minstrals
    My Brother - Terry Scott
    Beep Beep -The Playmates
    The Winkers Song - Ivor Biggun
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,179
    Got roped into seeing Kevin bloody Wilson at the Orchard last year. Hated every second of it. Couldn't believe how much people were crying with laughter.
  • BDL said:

    Ernie - Benny Hill
    Three Wheels on my wagon - New Christy Minstrals
    My Brother - Terry Scott
    Beep Beep -The Playmates
    The Winkers Song - Ivor Biggun

    oh yes, every one a classic chuckle bdl!
  • LawrieAbrahams
    LawrieAbrahams Posts: 3,780
    Bobby Brown by Frank Zappa
  • EpsomAddick
    EpsomAddick Posts: 2,598
    Stilgoe and Skellern are my favourites.

    Mrs Beamish - parodying the Church of England
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc80G6Yzu04

    The WI Calendar - the story of the Women's Institute's nude calendar
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gzZAXCItPU

    Joyce The Librarian - the story of a sexually frustrated librarian
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe3Y9zLEPBQ

    We Never Go Out Any More - taking the piss out of Groundforce, Changing Rooms etc (this was the late 90s)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPKvYiTs6sc

    Absolute genius.
  • willieduff
    willieduff Posts: 989
    Ernie - Benny Hill
    Right Said Fred - Bernie Cribbins
    Goodness Gracious Me Peter Sellers & Sophia Loren
    Don't Jump off the Roof Dad - Tommy Cooper
    Hole In The Ground - Bernie Cribbins
  • magic1999
    magic1999 Posts: 469
    Apologies 3 from the same group !!

    Horse racing - Derek & Clive
    Back in the DHSS - Half Man Half Biscuit
    The Trumpton Riots - Half Man Half Biscuit
    All I want for christmas is a Dukla Prague away kit - Half Man Half Biscuit
    The Chicken Song - Spitting Image !
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,330
    I forgot - The Ballad of Barry and Freda by Victoria Wood...