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Five things you can't do but wish you could......

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  • Greenie Junior
    Greenie Junior Posts: 3,881
    Sing
    Play an instrument
    Punch Josie Cunningham in the face
    Punch Gemma Collins in the face
    Be really good at football
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,030
    "Golden Touch" by Razorlight

    I know a girl with the golden touch
    She's got enough, she's got too much
    But I know, you wouldn't mind
    You could have it all if you wanted
    You could have it all if it mattered so much
    But then all they know is how to put you down
    When you're there, they're your friend
    But then when you're not around
    They say, "Oh, she's changed"
    We know what they mean
    Well they mean, they're just jealous
    Because they never do the things
    That they wish that they could do so well

    That kind of girl, yes she's never alone
    You leave a thousand messages on her phone
    But you know you never get through
    And you could have it all if you wanted, girl
    You could have it all if it matters to you

    But then all they know is how to put you down
    When you're there, they're your friend
    But then when you're not around
    They say, "Oh, she's changed"
    Oh we know what that means
    Well it means they're just jealous
    But they'll never do the things
    That they wish that they could do so well

    I saw my girl with the golden touch
    Give me a taste but not too much
    I never listen to the words of fools
    Well, well, hey, you
    You won't get it that way
    But don't ask for too much
    You're gonna need your golden touch

    Because all they know is how to put you down
    When you're there, they're your friend
    And then when you're not around
    They say, "Oh, she's changed"
    And we know what that means
    Well it means they're just jealous
    But they'll never do the things
    That they wish that they could do so well
  • Badger
    Badger Posts: 4,842
    Fly Concorde
    Turn into a Cat
    Play Right back For Charlton
    Go and live on the Moon
    Play Elvis Presley at Chess
  • ChicagoAddick
    ChicagoAddick Posts: 4,394
    1) Speak a foreign langauge
    2) Have a talent or the enthusiam to get/keep fit
    3) Be a better planner
    4) Play the piano
    5) Make a lot of money writing
  • NomadicAddick
    NomadicAddick Posts: 2,115
    edited July 2014
    Start an original thread.
    http://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/46355/things-you-can-t-do#latest

    One of me Dad's. :-)
  • Lazy_eye_metaphor
    Lazy_eye_metaphor Posts: 1,960
    Feed the hungry
    Win money at the horses
    Fight the armed forces
    Make a missiles out of mud
    Purify bad blood
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,353
    1) have a vague idea of how anything electrical or mechanical works
    2) paint/draw
    3) play squash and other sports with a rejuvenated body
    4) be capable of teleporting myself
    5) playing a musical instrument proficiently - guitar/violin/drums
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,137
    Talk Shakespeare to a Mon-key
  • Shrew
    Shrew Posts: 5,750
    Stay cool calm and collected during an argument.
    Dive
    Do that owl hooty noise with cupped hands
    Sing confidently
    not be quite so serious
  • chester_conrad
    chester_conrad Posts: 738
    edited July 2014
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    chester_conrad Posts: 738
    edited July 2014
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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,582
    Think @Chester_Conrad is saying he wants to create his own language
  • chester_conrad
    chester_conrad Posts: 738
    ForeverAddickted said:

    Think @Chester_Conrad is saying he wants to create his own language

    I wish I could.....but I can't.
  • masicat
    masicat Posts: 5,010
    Close Yorkshire
    Pack up smoking
    Spel
    Learn a language
    Understand cricket
  • Norfolk_Addick
    Norfolk_Addick Posts: 2,289
    Sing
    Play football
    Learn all the words to One Week by Bare Naked Ladies
    Get a six pack
    Exprex any kind of emotion about anything ever / smile (so I'm told)
  • Norfolk_Addick
    Norfolk_Addick Posts: 2,289
    6. Figure out why my phone has stopped letting me edit posts to correct spelling errors.
  • stockholmaddick
    stockholmaddick Posts: 101
    Learn swedish
    Play the piano
    To drive a golf ball longer than the length of a mini
    To pick the 6 balls in a lottery once
    To be able to look good in Photos always look like a moody dick
  • rananegra
    rananegra Posts: 3,694
    Funny enough I can do most of the things in The Organiser's original list. However, I regret not being able to:
    1. Dance
    2. Find enough time to do all the things I would like to (work less?)
    3. Find a job I like
    4. Manage my stress better and not fly off the handle at times
    5. Get fitter, stay fitter, drink less (see 4)
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    I notice a lot of lifers wishing the played a musical instrument, well you can, its not difficult, you just need patience and time. If I can play anyone can.

    Anyway my 5....

    1. Earn enough out of music, so I could play/record full time and cover the bills etc.
    2. Fly a plane, I have had a lesson, but can't afford my PPL, maybe one day.
    3. Score the winning goal for CAFC at Wembley against Manure/Chelski/The Woolwich Nomads in the FA cup.
    4. Learn a foreign language, no time to learn.
    5. Do acrobatic summersaults flips etc.

  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,424
    1. Get fitter by drinking beer and eating shit food.
    2. Play 18 holes without 3-putting more than 3 of them.
    3. Accept that joe pigott is the best finisher at the club.
    4. Activate the artistic part of my brain as I can't sing, act, dance, draw or play any musical instruments.
    5. Do magic.

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  • Greenie Junior
    Greenie Junior Posts: 3,881
    My number 6 would be to ban Paulie from the internet forever
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,989
    1. Understand what shooterhill2tropics is going on about
    2. Make Seth Plum calm down
    3. Have a punch-up like MSE7 & A Block
    4. Have hair like Paulie
    5. Be as romantic as Adrian in Blackpool
  • Stuart_the_Red
    Stuart_the_Red Posts: 1,858
    1: understand women
    2: play and sing the blues (guitar)
    3: drive a rally or race car to competition standard
    4: earn enough money to retire early
    5: can't think of a 5th thing
  • Avi_dAddick
    Avi_dAddick Posts: 199
    1) The worm
    2) Evade a punch
    3) Dominate a room (embarrassing myself to do so doesn't count, I can do that)
    4) Arrive to/from holiday destinations without the ball-ache of travelling
    5) Brentford away
  • RedArmySE7
    RedArmySE7 Posts: 5,407
    Play Guitar
    Fly a Plane
    Give up smoking easily
    DIY
    Recover quickly after a night of carnage
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,683
    1) Cook
    2) Play the guitar
    3) Put a cage around Millwall & lock all 500 of them in
    4) Count
  • Its_Hamer_Time
    Its_Hamer_Time Posts: 1,565
    1) Play the Guitar
    2) Play the Drums
    3) Sing
    4) Enjoy my job
    5) Run fast

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