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Absurdistan
Absurdistan Posts: 8,024
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
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  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    Tim: If we work together we can get Millwall to the Premier League
    Bob: (Laughing) Look at me, that will never happen mate
  • CostaFortune
    CostaFortune Posts: 402
    "Tim, you're mad if you think you will play in a World Cup finals and I will manage Charlton. Now kiss me you fool!"
  • CostaFortune
    CostaFortune Posts: 402
    "I'm 6'5" tall and you're 4'8" so who are you standing on?"
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,839
    "Oh Tim"
    "Oh Bob"
    "Kiss me"
    "I've waited so long for this moment"
    "Let's run away, we can be alone"
    "Let's do it, Blackheath at sunset is so romantic."

  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    "I am Bran Stark, of the House of Stark and you must protect me"

    "…Hodorrrr…."

    *One for the fellow Game of Thrones geeks
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,593
    Tim, when you have finished with that bird in the ticket office, will you take me down under?
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    Bob: "Timmy, I can't believe just how soft your ear lobes feel."
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,103
    Bob: Your teeth are like stars, they come out a night
    Tim: Your face is so sweet...like a chewed up toffee
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    Tim... Oh Bobby, no one likes us but I dont care
  • Redskin
    Redskin Posts: 3,112
    Cahill - You're hurting me.

    Peeters - Hush now...
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  • StigThundercock
    StigThundercock Posts: 3,722
    RP: you really are an irritating shortarse minger whose english makes mine sound chuffing perfect
    TC: rackoff face-ache
  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    Yes mate you have got shit in your eyes, but actually seeing what you're wearing would be much worse.
  • JOKaneCAFC
    JOKaneCAFC Posts: 46
    TC: "Rooney knows someone who can give you a hair transplant. Don't worry"
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 0
    Cahill "sorry I thought you were Claridge"
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,613
    'For the last time, I dont care what it says in that bloody song you keep singing, I dont have a fcking vegemite sandwich to give you'
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,126
    'Gerard Pique undergoing the Charlton Life height test.'
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    Since working with you I've come to doubt my sexuality
  • Absurdistan
    Absurdistan Posts: 8,024
    I'm taller lying down. Ask Shakira.
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,839
    The Red Robin said:

    'Gerard Pique undergoing the Charlton Life height test.'

    Gerard Pique fails the Barcelona height test, due to being too tall...
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    "And, how's your general health, Gerard?"
    "I've catarrh on my chest"

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