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Jeremy Beadle

_MrDick
_MrDick Posts: 13,103
edited February 2008 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Jeremy Beadle has requested his remains be recycled into compost and scattered on his garden. ITV sources say he could be back in early autumn with "Watch out Beadle's a Sprout".

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  • me
    me Posts: 168
    LOL

    Jeremy Beadle is to be cremated, It will be filmed as the first series of "you've been flamed"
  • fatkit
    fatkit Posts: 294
    The details for Beadles' funeral have been released, a private Church based family affair, followed by a small finger buffet......
  • fatkit
    fatkit Posts: 294
    There was a gag when Rod hull (of Emu fame died) about him and TV aerials, I for the life of me can't remember it, but I can remember that is was one of the funniest I have ever heard, any helpers out there?
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,832
    Wasn't it, "what does Rod Hull use in his washing machine?"
    Aerial and Bounce
  • leftbehind
    leftbehind Posts: 8,581
    oh dear
  • PeakieRocket
    PeakieRocket Posts: 2,418
    edited February 2008
    Charlton are doing a minutes applause for Jeremy Beadle before Friday nights game. It'll be nice for him to get the big hand he has always wanted.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,588
    What has a fake rolex and Jeremy Beadle got in common?

    They both have a big hand, a little hand and have stopped ticking.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,588
    News is coming in that Jeremy Beadle did not die due to illness.
    He was shot in a card game, after he put a dodgy hand on the table.

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