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valentines day at the valley!!!!!!!!

sillav nitram
sillav nitram Posts: 10,164
in General Charlton
you have to larf, I saw a charlton headline, something along the lines of " bring your loved one to the valley for valentines day "

I see the following if you did,

1. relationship ends either for suggesting or actually carrying it out.

2. partner commits suicide, either before, during or after.

3. partner puts bullet through your head, either before, during or after. laughing that they got off lightly with life for murder.

4. partner sues for emotional abuse and mental cruelty.

Comments

  • Bubble
    Bubble Posts: 1,541
    Maybe a new level of sympathy and understanding to your suffering? ......... Nope, mine neither
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,652
    edited February 2015
    Best case scenario.

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  • Vincenzo
    Vincenzo Posts: 2,911
    Well, it might beat the Poundland nipple tassels I bought her last year.
  • CatAddick
    CatAddick Posts: 2,385
    Bubble said:

    Maybe a new level of sympathy and understanding to your suffering? ......... Nope, mine neither

    More like "why would you do that rather than /take me down the shops/lick the floor clean/stick pins in your eyes?"

    (and this from a wife that has occasionally taken CatJnr if I can't make it - admittedly only on the off chance she'd bump into Dave Berry rather than for the football"

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