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Ideas for how Roland can save money
BPhasnohair
Posts: 201
Don't bother putting nets up.
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Employ a failed manager at your other club to avoid paying him off.... oh.5
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sell us4
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Get rid of expensive display stands for selling programmes and sell them from boxes in the rainy streets instead.3
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Put tea bags out on the clothes line2
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Check back of sofa for loose change/strikers1
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print the programmes on recycled newspaper0
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Sell half a dozen clubs and focus on trying to get things right with one of them.1
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Close the ticket office on a Thursday afternoon3
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Sell the valley and groundshare with welling. The way we're going, that will be plenty big enough.0
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Open on a Thursday afternoon, but close the rest of the week.Idle_Hans_Jr said:Close the ticket office on a Thursday afternoon
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Don't bother travelling to any of the games, oh0
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Just sell up and go away.
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All home games to kick off at 10am.
RD can sell the floodlights on gumtree and he'll be able to negotiate a much lower direct debit payment with his electricity supplier.2 -
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Claim back any PPI owed to him on any credit agreement taken out since 1990.3
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Share a bath.1
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Lump a fortune on us getting relegated...1
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Only pay the players and manager if they win.0
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Sell the pitch to someone who can play football on it0
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Roland should join the Go With The Flow scheme to save money whilst he's pissing our club down the drain.0
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Sign everybody up to zero hours contracts. Actually, that might produce better results too!0
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Play games on a Friday night and shut two of the stands.
Bollocks - He might actually do that....0 -
Next season, all home fans to be seated in the Covered End lower section. Shouldn't be too hard to accommodate. Would save a bit on stewards, tea bars, etc. Those there can admire the nice yellow paint to both left and right.1
