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  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    North Lower Neil said:

    The fact that there's a little tray for eggs in the fridge, but that eggs aren't in fridges in the supermarkets.

    I thought that tray was for mini babybells !
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,301
    Andy Delort and his Dad
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,949
    Non-alcoholic beer.
  • C4FC4L1f3
    C4FC4L1f3 Posts: 1,917
    Facebook language! In conversation. You must have to be a face booker to understand what the hell they are on about!

  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    North Lower Neil said:

    Non-alcoholic beer.

    Can't believe I've just liked non-alcoholic beer.
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Rustlers range of microwavable 'food' products. Whatever they are, they're not food.
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128
    Plastic left wing militants in well paid public sector jobs
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    brogib said:

    Plastic left wing militants in well paid public sector jobs


    Surely they're more annoying than confusing?!?
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128
    More confusing to me tbh
  • Bryan_Kynsie
    Bryan_Kynsie Posts: 2,179
    The jokes thread. Stats are that it will have had over 1 million views before long. Wow that sounds a lot! More than the Millwall relegation watch and the General Election threads combined.
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  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,909
    How anyone can not like cheese!!
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,975
    Bayern Munich missing all their 4 penaltys tonight.
  • cafcnick1992
    cafcnick1992 Posts: 7,413
    Why anyone who looks at an iPhone 6's spec sheet concludes: "yep, that's good value, better pay £40+ a month for that".
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,737
    MrOneLung said:

    People who watch musicians who download child pornography.

    Research indeed.......how did he get away with that one?!?
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,333
    edited April 2015
    Internet passwords that have to have a number, a lower case letter, an upper case letter, a non-alphanumeric character and an anagram of a marsupial in them.
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    North Lower Neil said:



    - The popularity of that Kardashian programme.

    I can reassure you on that one. It isn't popular - it's just that certain magazines for the dumb give that impression.

    The last BARB figures I could find said the MOST popular episode in a week in March had 222k viewers. To put that into context, 281,000 people watched a repeat of a 2003 programme - Medieval Dead - on Yesterday.

    Mind you 222,000 morons is still a lot of morons.

  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,949
    Unfortunately people still buy those magazines.

    And I'm guessing that's Britain, how about the US?

    222,000 still baffles me.
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,223
    thai malaysia addick said:

    Internet passwords that have to have a number, a lower case letter, an upper case letter, a non-alphanumeric character and an anagram of a marsupial in them.

    Website said password must be 8 characters so I entered snowwhiteandthesevendwarfs but it didn't accept it!!!!
  • rina
    rina Posts: 2,334
    headphones, earbuds or whatever they're now called. they used to have L and R written on so I knew which one went where. now they're just odd shapes and I'm supposed to work it out for myself but they feel wrong whichever ear I put them in
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    rina said:

    headphones, earbuds or whatever they're now called. they used to have L and R written on so I knew which one went where. now they're just odd shapes and I'm supposed to work it out for myself but they feel wrong whichever ear I put them in

    they might be buttplugs
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  • rina
    rina Posts: 2,334
    Fiiish said:

    rina said:

    headphones, earbuds or whatever they're now called. they used to have L and R written on so I knew which one went where. now they're just odd shapes and I'm supposed to work it out for myself but they feel wrong whichever ear I put them in

    they might be buttplugs
    that would explain the vibrating

  • Sillybilly
    Sillybilly Posts: 9,234
    Why, after millions of years of evolution, childbirth is still such an ordeal.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    edited April 2015
    Sillybilly said:

    Why, after millions of years of evolution, childbirth is still such an ordeal.

    Because women will insist on gripping your arm too tight whilst screaming obscenities down your ear'ole. :wink:
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,949
    Why little chocolate bars are called Fun Size.

    It's more fun to eat a normal sized one.
  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996
    Whether to open The General Things That Please You thread or The General Things That Annoy You thread first.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    Why, whenever I clean the flat-roof on our extension do I always find a rusty screw or rusty nail up there?
  • StigThundercock
    StigThundercock Posts: 3,722
    thai malaysia addick said:

    Internet passwords that have to have a number, a lower case letter, an upper case letter, a non-alphanumeric character and an anagram of a marsupial in them.

    Paulisaram2!

  • StigThundercock
    StigThundercock Posts: 3,722
    General relativity is astronomically confusing
    General Motors isn't a real general
    General Colin Powell insisted his name was pronounced coe-lin
  • I-SAW-POUSO-PLAY
    I-SAW-POUSO-PLAY Posts: 4,608
    Why is Amanda Holden on Britain's got talent?
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128
    Coe-lin Poe-well

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