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Pink fluff
What's blue and fluffy0 -
Go on...0
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Pink fluff holding its breath
I am here all week9 -
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What do you call a snail on a ship?
Before anyone says wrong thread it's done to confuse you so you have to check if this is the jokes thread2 -
I don't know ....?0
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A snailor
Boom boom central fugal force0 -
HMRC don't "do" emails. Fax is the nearest thing to instant written communication you can get it seems.Fiiish said:
Why fax is still a thing in general?Addick_in_Exile said:Why someone would fax back a copy of an e-mail that they've printed out.
"Hi, I need to send you a copy of a contract, can I scan it and email it to you?"
"No, you need to fax it, we can't accept contract copies by email."
"OK, by the way, I know what tomorrow's Euromillions numbers are, can I scan them and email them to you?"
"Oh, yes please"
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Why on a weekday my kids have to literally be dragged out of bed, but on a Saturday and Sunday they are up at 6am running round, making loads of f***ing noise!!3
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When I worked at HSBC at Canary Wharf and at The Home Office, both places where plenty of people have degrees, the Khazis were a disgrace, again you would think with the amount of 'educated' people there it would be better.Fiiish said:What confuses the hell out of me is how someone can go into an office toilet and think it is OK to do one or a combination of the following:
- piss on the seat
- piss on the floor
- piss on the uplifted toilet seat cover so the piss sprays onto the walls and cistern
- shit all over the bowl
- block the toilet with at least 5 metres of bog roll
- not bother to flush
I'll be honest - most people in my office needed a degree to work here, or are working to get a degree. What the hell is wrong with people.
And I've heard the ladies are even worse...every 6 months the ladies get a bollocking from the office manager for it...apparently someone managed to leave shit outside of a cubicle...fair play, never seen that in the gents.
I guess there is a massive difference between education and intelligence.0 - Sponsored links:
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I had that same issue here in my office!!! Some bird had shit on the floor. Filth bag.Fiiish said:What confuses the hell out of me is how someone can go into an office toilet and think it is OK to do one or a combination of the following:
- piss on the seat
- piss on the floor
- piss on the uplifted toilet seat cover so the piss sprays onto the walls and cistern
- shit all over the bowl
- block the toilet with at least 5 metres of bog roll
- not bother to flush
I'll be honest - most people in my office needed a degree to work here, or are working to get a degree. What the hell is wrong with people.
And I've heard the ladies are even worse...every 6 months the ladies get a bollocking from the office manager for it...apparently someone managed to leave shit outside of a cubicle...fair play, never seen that in the gents.0 -
Don't suppose you got her number did you?Its_Hamer_Time said:
I had that same issue here in my office!!! Some bird had shit on the floor. Filth bag.Fiiish said:What confuses the hell out of me is how someone can go into an office toilet and think it is OK to do one or a combination of the following:
- piss on the seat
- piss on the floor
- piss on the uplifted toilet seat cover so the piss sprays onto the walls and cistern
- shit all over the bowl
- block the toilet with at least 5 metres of bog roll
- not bother to flush
I'll be honest - most people in my office needed a degree to work here, or are working to get a degree. What the hell is wrong with people.
And I've heard the ladies are even worse...every 6 months the ladies get a bollocking from the office manager for it...apparently someone managed to leave shit outside of a cubicle...fair play, never seen that in the gents.8 -
The ladies have always had more emails, warnings etc about the 'condition of the toilets' everywhere I've worked.
You think that there'd be less scope for them to get it wrong.3 -
I once worked somewhere that had a "phantom crapper". Suspected it was a bloke but often struck in the ladies. Surely the phantom couldn't have been a "she"?!0
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Was that their official "job" title?Bryan_Kynsie said:I once worked somewhere that had a "phantom crapper". Suspected it was a bloke but often struck in the ladies. Surely the phantom couldn't have been a "she"?!
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The phantom crapper was never unmasked!0
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We've got some beast called 'the fresian' that works with me. He's not the phantom as we all know it's him. He has his own toilet now because of the pats he makes. Even without any bog roll he blocks flushing toilets and he utterly devastates DAVLAV's5
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This is turning into a shit thread!!!2
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Pythagoras... Why is it a standard thing to teach in schools?2
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The whole Labour vs Conservatives debate...
Where is the Labservative or the Conserbour party that is right down the middle of these two.0 - Sponsored links:
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When I worked at the Sadlers Wells refurb we had the Girthmonster0
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I can see where this is going
No, you probably won't use trigonometric equations in the real world, anymore than you'll need to know the periodic table.
It proves to the teacher who is the Lord commander of your future, that you have the capacity to learn and to what level. A bit like a filter to stop dustmen becoming nuclear scientists by accident4 -
People voting to put Miliband in power2
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Bigbadbozman said:
People voting to put Miliband in power
Or, alternatively, people not voting to kick the Tories out.2 -
Why I buy an outer of 10 pairs of socks one week and by the end of the following week she's managed to lose one of each pair!?0
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ffs0
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If you just buy ten pairs of black socks it's not an issue.brogib said:Why I buy an outer of 10 pairs of socks one week and by the end of the following week she's managed to lose one of each pair!?
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I'm from London so I only wear black sock in court.AddickUpNorth said:
If you just buy ten pairs of black socks it's not an issue.brogib said:Why I buy an outer of 10 pairs of socks one week and by the end of the following week she's managed to lose one of each pair!?
BUT, if you mean socks of the same colour, I can't, I have to wear different coloured sock kto put a bit of spice in me life. ; )1
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