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Friday Fun - Leroy Lita Chants

WSS
WSS Posts: 25,070
edited March 2008 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Any thoughts?

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  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    In the style of the prolonged Leaburn chant...

    LLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (breath) TTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    ...or...

    "He's two L's of a player, two L's of a plaaayyyerrr"
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,206
    Leroy's from the Congo
    Lerey's from the Congo
    la la la la
    la la la la

    (to the tune of "let's all do conga"

    Leroy, Leroy Lita
    Everyone sing his name
    Leroy, Leroy Lita
    Scores in ev-e-ry game

    (to the tune of Rupert the Bear)
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    Give me a elllllll (ellllll)

    Give me a eyeeeee (eyeeeee)

    Give me a teaaaaa (teeeaaaaaaaa)

    Give me a aaaaaaaaa (aaaaaaaa)

    What have you got?

    Lita (clap clap clap) Lita (clap clap clap)
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    We'll be fined if we drop Lita....
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    To the tune of "couldn't score in a brothel"

    "He won't be affected by metrification, affected by metrificaaaaation"

    (V poor I know)
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,553
    to the tune of 'My Old Mans ......'

    His name is Leroy Lita
    He ain't a Coppell fan
    But that's to be expected
    He was a Palace Man

    His name is Leroy Lita
    He's gonna score some goals
    And when the ball hits the net
    This is what we'll sing ...

    There's only 1 Leroy Lita
    1 Leroy Lita
    Walking along, singing this song
    Walking in a Lita wonderland
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    Large - that is superb.

    Unfortunately as it is more than 4 syllables the "loud" people near the drum wont understand
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,588
    Squeeze. Pulling muscles in your bed.
  • CHG
    CHG Posts: 4,529
    I am getting obsessed with the whole Lita signing, went in a newsagents today and asked for a Leroy of water.
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    [cite]Posted By: WSS[/cite]Large - that is superb.

    Unfortunately as it is more than 4 syllables the "loud" people near the drum wont understand

    you just know the only song sung for lita will be the repeating of 'lita, lita, lita' ala the weaver, youga and riedy (when he was here) chants.
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  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,206
    [cite]Posted By: guinnessaddick[/cite]Squeeze. Pulling muscles in your bed.

    Brilliant.


    How about big bad Leroy Lita
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    [cite]Posted By: CHG[/cite]I am getting obsessed with the whole Lita signing, went in a newsagents today and asked for a Leroy of water.

    LOL! One Leroy of water, please?

    Let's hope we get all 3 pints against Preston, tomorrow. :o)
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    stevie coppell's illegitimate,
    can't see class, his eyes are full of sh*t,
    reading f*cked to charltons benefit,
    we've got leroy lita.








    coat!
  • C_f_W
    C_f_W Posts: 1,433
    edited March 2008
    [cite]Posted By: paulbaconsarnie[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: WSS[/cite]Large - that is superb.

    Unfortunately as it is more than 4 syllables the "loud" people near the drum wont understand

    you just know the only song sung for lita will be the repeating of 'lita, lita, lita' ala the weaver, youga and riedy (when he was here) chants.
    True, we've missed out on some gems this year for the same reason - 'dirty palace bastards' and 'Zheng Zhi wherever you may be'
  • WhenIwasLittleBoy
    WhenIwasLittleBoy Posts: 5,430
    ole ole ole ole
    leroy lita
    ole ole ole
  • Glass half empty
    Glass half empty Posts: 2,084
    You all know its going to be Leeeeroy Liiita to the tune of C.A.F.C
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    To my old man's a dustman (Eddie Youds head up in clouds...):

    We've got Leroy Lita
    He's on loan from Reading
    And if he sees a Palace fan he'll kick his f8cking head in

    He scores goals with his left
    He scores goals with his right
    And when he plays in red and white he'll score all f8cking night

    Oh Leroy Lita, leroy leroy lita, leroy leroy lita, leroy leroy lita ohhhh
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    To the theme tune of TV's Big Break hosted by J Davidson:

    You're only on loan son,
    But put up a real good fight,
    Don't do a Marcus Bent tonight!
    Li-ta!
    You're famed for your aim, so you'd better believe I'm right.
    Don't do a Marcus Bent, A Marcus Bent tonight!

    (Original sung by Captain Sensible apparently)
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    Ha ha ha.

    (you're right though Sco - these songs don't take off. Liverpool fans are the best at chants i think. The Ba Ba Rumba tune for Rafa Benitez is not only good but relevant with the Spanish theme)
  • Medders
    Medders Posts: 5,572
    Regardless of what's said here, you know it'll just be "One Leroy Lita, there's only one Leroy Lita"
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  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    He'll have to score first .........
  • Weegie Addick
    Weegie Addick Posts: 16,517
    Remembering last season, to the tune of Pigbag:

    'Lita got done...by El Karkouri'

    Just as well Talal's gone, eh?

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