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New player roundup

redman
redman Posts: 5,285
in General Charlton
Now I must admit to not having followed everything too closely this summer as I've been busy with other things. Is there someone who could spend a few minutes listing the players we have signed, their positions and maybe a sentence or 2 about each of them.

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  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    not forgetting their shoe size, memorable dates, sort code and account numbers please.
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,267
    edited August 2015
    Viewfinder said:

    Bergdich, Moroccan, left wing back, shit
    Ceballos, Spanish, attacking midfielder, shit
    Makienok, Danish, Target Man, shit
    Ba, French, Defensive Midfielder, shit
    Kashi, Algerian, defensive midfielder, shit
    Sarr, French, central defender, shit
    Bauer, German, central defender, shit

  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,229
    Let's play it again Sam.

    Bergdich, left back or left mid field, brilliant in both positions.
    Ceballos, The wizard of the Dribble.
    Makiennok, The great Dane can't be marked, Sublime in air and on the deck.
    Ba, midfielder who is magnificent with short or long passes.
    Kashi, just masterly in his distribution.
    Sarr, Thou shall not pass, this kid so good we have a 8 million sell on clause.
    Bauer, Nickname Becken-bauer, but with more skill than the great German.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited August 2015
    Sarr - arrived at not only the wrong terminal but the wrong airport. Finally arrived at sparrows lane after hitch hiking. However, on arrival he found that the gates were locked and the team had gone to Southend for the day. He then called the clubs liaison officer (some bloke called Colin), who drove him to deepest Essex, and en-route was given the low down on who the club nearly signed, might sign and will sign.

    When at roots hall, Sarr introduced himself to the manager, who replied ...."nice to meet you Naby, I'm Roland. Let me know what position would you like to play. If you do really well I'll send you on a 6 month holiday to Hungry"

    I can't be bothered to do pen pictures for the rest of the new boys.

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