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Marcus Bent tasered by police

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  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,738
    soapboxsam said:

    1. Steve Harrison's party trick which got him sacked as Millwall's coach in 91.
    Maybe Bent didn't use a paper Cup ? (google it.)
    ?

    Off the top of a wardrobe, highest a spanner has been for years without a line or two.
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,237
    guinnessaddick said:

    soapboxsam said:

    1. Steve Harrison's party trick which got him sacked as Millwall's coach in 91.
    Maybe Bent didn't use a paper Cup ? (google it.)
    ?

    Off the top of a wardrobe, highest a spanner has been for years without a line or two.
    The lion,the fix and the wardrobe.

  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,964
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-34266897

    He's been in court today. And they show him in our kit, thanks BBC...
    image
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Covered End said:

    I hope they tasered him in the bollox. The dirty ******** *******.

    A CAFC fan told me something very unpleasant he did whilst at our club. Absolute scum. But I won't repeat the story on here.

    Played shit in almost every game he played for us?
  • CafcWest
    CafcWest Posts: 6,182
    The ONLY thing I can remember that he could do well was to chest a ball down. Master at that - but little else.
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,446
    "He is believed to have retired from football in 2012"

    I reckon it was more like January 2006,the lazy prick
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Covered End said:

    I hope they tasered him in the bollox. The dirty ******** *******.

    A CAFC fan told me something very unpleasant he did whilst at our club. Absolute scum. But I won't repeat the story on here.

    Played shit in almost every game he played for us?
  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,860
    edited October 2015
    I hate the whole "I won't repeat it on here" bollocks. Either say what it is or don't mention that there is something.

    Then again someone told me why bikey got his contract terminated, proper savage it was too, can't believe how long it took those nuns to get the stains out of their hats, but then again.... I can't repeat it on here.
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,190
    Huskaris said:

    I hate the whole "I won't repeat it on here" bollocks. Either say what it is or don't mention that there is something.

    Then again someone told me why bikey got his contract terminated, proper savage it was too, can't believe how long it took those nuns to get the stains out of their hats, but then again.... I can't repeat it on here.

    Such a thing as libel.
  • Fortune 82nd Minute
    Fortune 82nd Minute Posts: 8,387
    ElfsborgAddick said:

    Huskaris said:

    I hate the whole "I won't repeat it on here" bollocks. Either say what it is or don't mention that there is something.

    Then again someone told me why bikey got his contract terminated, proper savage it was too, can't believe how long it took those nuns to get the stains out of their hats, but then again.... I can't repeat it on here.

    Such a thing as libel.
    Can't be libel if it is true.

    If it's not true, don't say it.

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  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,880
    www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-3254760/Former-Premier-League-striker-Marcus-Bent-tasered-police-appeared-threaten-officer-meat-cleaver.html

    That is strange.

    Call the police to your flat?...then chase after em with a meat cleaver?!

    Embarrassed he ever wore the shirt

  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    Addicted said:

    Covered End said:

    I hope they tasered him in the bollox. The dirty ******** *******.

    A CAFC fan told me something very unpleasant he did whilst at our club. Absolute scum. But I won't repeat the story on here.

    Fag in the N upper toilets?
    Sigh. It isn't "fag", it's "gay".
  • thewolfboy
    thewolfboy Posts: 2,931
    What k&f said. Why us? Why in our kit? He made his name with Everton. Ffs
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 0
    Charlton are the bane of your national hack. Remind these journos wot a real team is about. Hence anything positive is omitted and any negativity highlighted.

    Parker, bowyer now gomez, never Charlton

    Marcus bent Charlton

    Behave

    This thread continues to cheer me up
  • Big William
    Big William Posts: 3,848
    What did he nicked for, loitering?
  • To_Be_Franck
    To_Be_Franck Posts: 1,095
    Big William said:

    What did he nicked for, loitering?

    Certainly not for shooting
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,281
    12 months suspended
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,629
    Henry Irving said:

    12 months suspended

    By piano wire?
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,964
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35554390

    Once again the BBC use the photo in our kit, with the caption Marcus Bent played for Charlton Athletic in 2006. You'd have thought they'd have shown a picture of him from his Everton days, when he was probably at his peak!
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,059
    DaveMehmet said:

    Henry Irving said:

    12 months suspended

    By piano wire?
    I'd suspend him by his bollox. Dirty no good bastard.

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  • addicksmad
    addicksmad Posts: 66
    Any chance Plod could tazer Roland?

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