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What is Boris Johnson best at
BPhasnohair
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1. Football
2. Rugby
3 being a clown
2. Rugby
3 being a clown
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4. Being an alternative to Red Ken as mayor of London, funnily enough9
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5. Thuggery
6. Adultery4 -
7. Devising criminally insane vanity projects that will completely fuck up the Thames6
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8. Providing excellent legacy stadia for East London at minimal cost.21
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9. Being a prized prick.8
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10. Providing a illusion of buffoonery that means that prickish behaviour gets taken as a virtue21
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11. Providing the ideal picture of " before" using L'Oreal intense conditioner.5
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Other hair products are available.Fanny Fanackapan said:11. Providing the ideal picture of " before" using L'Oreal intense conditioner.
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12. Being a famous Boris. Joining messers Becker and Yeltsin.0
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13. Looking like a sketch show character played by Matt Lucas2
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14) Stopping a Labour mayor getting in control of London1
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15) being a posho who is pushed on us as some sort of weird alternate Uber radical politician. When he's just like the rest of the shiny faced Eton brigade. Doesn't care one jot for people like me or most of you27
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16) whiff whaff2
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17) Fooling the gullible that "he's one of them" because he's "such a laugh."12
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18. Falling over whilst playing sports!0
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Knocking over 10 year olds in touch rugby
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Please let him be doing a session with the Australians or someone soon...1 -
Presenting HIGNFY0
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21. Zip-lining3
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Doing two full time jobs at the same time, mayor of London @ £150K a year and a MP @ £75K a year, all this while being a full time clown.5
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22. Getting up the noses of the self righteous brigade who feel they are better than everyone, whilst at the same time extolling the virtues of equality.4
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23. giving head2
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On this site so so so so predictable.....
Anyone who can win the vote twice in such a massively Labour supporting area such as London gets a thumbs up from me
Lets see if we can get a whole sentence that includes Nasty Tory, Right Wing, Eton, posh boy, austerity, clown, buffoon
Otherwise points 4,14 and 22 sum it up for me5 -
Humouring Darius Guppy in arranging for a News Of The World journalist to be beaten up (it didn't happen) whilst being anxious the journalist wasn't too badly hurt and that Boris' tracks would be covered. This was while Boris was working for the Telegraph in Brussles.
Boris is a master of distraction techniques which disguise what deeply Machiavellian and very nasty traits he has.
Personally I feel ashamed he is Mayor of our City as a resident of Henly Upon Thames. If you want a proper Londoner as mayor like our Jacko or even Sadiq Khan then don't go for another Etonian Tory like Goldsmith.
PS I have enquired with Goldsmith about his stance on the Olympic Stadium, so far no reply, as there has been no reply from Baroness Thompson.
Boris is good at self promotion and nicking ideas from others.8 -
24. Pissing people off which makes me laugh.6
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25. Giving suck ups, wannabes, cap doffers and lickspittles something to aspire to...
(You started it Tim)
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26. a man who has wasted £000's of millions of pounds on shitty vanity projects (Bozo Bus, Cable Car, Garden Bridge) in London when key infrastructure needed the money10
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27 - Naming stuff after himself to stroke his own massively inflated ego.1
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27. Winds up all the pinkos on CL5
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Yeah I'm not a leftie or a tree hugger I'm just not sold by all his bluster and bullshit14
