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What is Boris Johnson best at

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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,173
    I couldn't give a fuck about politics really but when he knocks over Japanese kids...thats what i like.
  • Lazy_eye_metaphor
    Lazy_eye_metaphor Posts: 1,961
    I must admit I love his creation, the New Routemaster. So much more stylish than other buses.
  • PassItToLeaburn
    PassItToLeaburn Posts: 1,457
    Southendaddick said:

    On this site so so so so predictable.....

    Anyone who can win the vote twice in such a massively Labour supporting area such as London gets a thumbs up from me

    Lets see if we can get a whole sentence that includes Nasty Tory, Right Wing, Eton, posh boy, austerity, clown, buffoon

    Otherwise points 4,14 and 22 sum it up for me

    Anyone? That's not particularly discerning.

    The last London mayoral election was in 2012, at which point the most recent general election voting had shown just a couple of percentage points difference between number of votes cast for Labour and the Tories in London. So hardly a huge wave of anti-tory sentiment that Boris defeated.

    As regards to points 4, 14 and 22. That would put the mayor of London's best assets as i) not being Red Ken, ii) not being Labour and iii) being an annoyance to many. I wouldn't say they were ringing endorsements.

    Can you imagine the furor if the mayor of Tokyo came to London and flattened a small child? The man's an embarrassment.

  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,173
    AFKABartram said:

    I can understand why people are amused by his very cleverly crafted on camera buffoonery and comic interventions. Personally I stopped finding that amusing a few years ago now.

    I suspect however underneath the buffoonery is a really unpleasant individual.

    He's a politician, they are all twats on top and underneath.
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    Shagging Diane Abbott?
  • Valiantphil
    Valiantphil Posts: 6,425
    We haven't seen what he is best at yet.
    He will be the PM after Cameron - which is why Labour have elected their own buffoon in advance.
  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,299
    PL54 said:

    Shagging Diane Abbott?

    You bring her up so often I think you have a bit of a thing about her.
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    A good old British eccentric.

    World would be a sadder place without them.
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,187
    boris, "what is he good for, absolutely nothing"

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  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,670
    Great self publicist. Boris bikes, Boris island. Very astute manouvrer. Will he beat George to be next Tory leader ? I wouldn't bet against it.
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    Bournemouth Addick said:

    PL54 said:

    Shagging Diane Abbott?

    You bring her up so often I think you have a bit of a thing about her.
    I do
  • masicat
    masicat Posts: 5,016
    London is the capital of the world. Unfortunately this twat always spoils it all. That said, he managed to piss off black cabs so not all bad.
  • masicat
    masicat Posts: 5,016
    sillav nitram said:

    boris, "what is he good for, absolutely nothing"

    Say it again yaw.
  • TelMc32
    TelMc32 Posts: 9,141
    ValleyGary said:

    I couldn't give a fuck about politics really but when he knocks over Japanese kids...thats what i like.

    Prince Philip could only dream of getting away with this!!
  • charliewright1
    charliewright1 Posts: 1,650
    Fucking up the Cab trade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,264
    doing whatever is best for Boris Johnson.
  • GlassHalfFull
    GlassHalfFull Posts: 2,351

    Remember that time when the oaf was left dangling from a harness - rather a pity it wasn't a noose !!

    Utter chump ....
  • DamoNorthStand
    DamoNorthStand Posts: 11,057
    This thread may as well been titled - 'lefties of Charlton Life, come on down'.

    It was an open goal for them.
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,465
    An open goal called Boris Johnson

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  • GlassHalfFull
    GlassHalfFull Posts: 2,351

    The next Tory leadership contest will demonstrate just what many nr7s think about him.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,075
    edited October 2015
    DamoNorthStand said:

    This thread may as well been titled - 'lefties of Charlton Life, come on down'.

    It was an open goal for them.

    I think the guy is a grade A embarrassment.

    Would you think I'm a leftie? Would you not think it's possible for conservative supporters to think he is a prick?
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,931
    edited October 2015
    DamoNorthStand said:

    This thread may as well been titled - 'lefties of Charlton Life, come on down'.

    It was an open goal for them.

    Do you get paid every time you say the word leftie ?
  • DamoNorthStand
    DamoNorthStand Posts: 11,057
    Bedsaddick said:

    DamoNorthStand said:

    This thread may as well been titled - 'lefties of Charlton Life, come on down'.

    It was an open goal for them.

    Do you get paid every time you say the word leftie ?
    Yep - I get paid £1 for every time I say leftie in this thread.

    So far - I have earned £1. Not a very profitable job.
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 27,013
    cafcdave123 said:

    23. giving head

    I really don't want to know how you know that
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,931
    DamoNorthStand said:

    Bedsaddick said:

    DamoNorthStand said:

    This thread may as well been titled - 'lefties of Charlton Life, come on down'.

    It was an open goal for them.

    Do you get paid every time you say the word leftie ?
    Yep - I get paid £1 for every time I say leftie in this thread.

    So far - I have earned £1. Not a very profitable job.
    I didn't say just this thread.
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,201
    10-pin bowling
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,337
    AFKABartram said:

    DamoNorthStand said:

    This thread may as well been titled - 'lefties of Charlton Life, come on down'.

    It was an open goal for them.

    I think the guy is a grade A embarrassment.

    Would you think I'm a leftie? Would you not think it's possible for conservative supporters to think he is a prick?
    This is it, at best he is an amusing bumbling shabby haired village idiot. Who has the cunning to have manoeuvred himself into a high profile role as mayor of the capital.

    Like I said before I ain't buying this loveable buffoon stuff. He is a corrupt, conniving posh boy who inject AIDS into a family member and giggle about it if he thought it gave him an opportunity.

    He is cunning, conniving and clever, this isn't unique in politicians by the nature of what they do its part of the job for them. That is why they are all, barring a very, very small minority impossible to trust.

    I'm pretty apathetic towards politicians but I know how the world works. Boris Johnson is fine as a stooge for a job like mayor of London he gives good soundbites and rugby tackles germans and we all love him. When he's trying to stick an airport in kent marshland or flogging off taxpayer funded assets to west ham he's as dirty as the next one
  • PragueAddick
    PragueAddick Posts: 22,258
    Rothko said:

    26. a man who has wasted £000's of millions of pounds on shitty vanity projects (Bozo Bus, Cable Car, Garden Bridge) in London when key infrastructure needed the money

    You forgot one...:-)
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