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Chizz
Chizz Posts: 28,330
edited November 2015 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
A beautiful news picture from today's Guardian...

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    Roland threatens Charlton Protesters to stay away when they find his location in Belgium
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    The Brussels Times Reports:
    Businessman Roland Duchatelet held a 'Total Wipeout' style contest in his hometown of Merksem, for wanna-be Charlton Athletic manager's. He was initially unsure if any of the candidates would be up to the job, until one announced that he's willing to let someone else wear the trousers and doesn't mind shoveling the shit left behind in Roland's wake.

    Despite Roland announcing to the press that he still has many candidates to interview, he was overheard telling club Chief Executive, Katrien Meire, that he has already found his stooge man.

    In regional news:

    A local bookmaker in Merksem has already closed betting on odds said to be as high as 3/1 at one stage, on local celebrity pig farmer Arno Varderburghe, becoming the English Championship sides next team manager.
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  • man_at_milletts
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    and meanwhile from the East Stand at The Valley, some elderly Charlton fans get the choreography totally wrong as they attempt to perform The Haka.

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    Eric's Father from window: Shut up Eric, you boring little tit!
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