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Polite songs to be sung outside the West Stand (so we can't be accused of bullying/racism etc etc)

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  • Red7Oak
    Red7Oak Posts: 498
    C4FC4L1f3 said:

    We're the 2% army is excellent! Got to get that started in the north upper! Even the players will find that funny :)

    Yeah but they wont hear it if only 2% are singing it! :)
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,305
    Heal the world by Michael Jackson
  • addickson
    addickson Posts: 897
    As all Charlton fans are erudite and cultured, enjoying the classically trained voice singing VFR how about?
    You can stick your f**king sofa. Up the arts!
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,678
    Why not hold a candlelit vigil whilst singing Kumbaya. That won't offend anyone will it.
  • razil
    razil Posts: 15,041
    Who Brought the dross out, vous vous vous vous vous
  • rikofold
    rikofold Posts: 4,051
    2 percent, 2 percent, 2 percent of us are shits...
  • rikofold
    rikofold Posts: 4,051
    It's nice to know Miss Meire,
    It's nice to know Miss Meire,
    It's nice to know, it's nice to know Miss Meire...
  • rikofold
    rikofold Posts: 4,051
    Is that all, is that all, is that all you'll give away?
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 27,158
    rikofold said:

    It's nice to know Miss Meire,
    It's nice to know Miss Meire,
    It's nice to know, it's nice to know Miss Meire...

    Could've sworn there's another bit to this one :-)
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,158
    edited November 2015
    C4FC4L1f3 said:

    We're the 2% army is excellent! Got to get that started in the north upper! Even the players will find that funny :)

    Got to be the winner surely.
    Has humour, not offensive and makes the point.
    Brilliant shirty5

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  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 23,126
    To the tube if the 'you're grounds too big fit you' song:

    "We hate to be impolite,
    But your plan for our club is shite...."
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 23,126
    Or:

    We wanted to like you all,
    But your plans are unworkable.
  • C4FC4L1f3
    C4FC4L1f3 Posts: 1,917
    shirty5 said:

    To Seven Nation Army

    We're the 2% army (repeat)

    I can't take credit for it :)

  • Gravesend_Addick
    Gravesend_Addick Posts: 7,334
    To the tune of can we play you every week.

    It is more than 2 percent.
    It is more than 2 per cent
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,158
    C4FC4L1f3 said:

    shirty5 said:

    To Seven Nation Army

    We're the 2% army (repeat)

    I can't take credit for it :)

    Oops!
    Thanks, post edited
  • vff
    vff Posts: 6,915
    (To the tune of 'There's no limit')

    No - no, no, no, no - no, ....no, no, no, no, stuff your sofa
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,370
    Still a fan of She ain't got a clue as well.
  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,426
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts said:

    C4FC4L1f3 said:

    We're the 2% army is excellent! Got to get that started in the north upper! Even the players will find that funny :)

    Got to be the winner surely.
    Has humour, not offensive and makes the point.
    Brilliant shirty5
    I can't see Bernie Taupin being concerned about his career though!
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,501
    Oh South London
    (Oh South London)
    Is wonderful
    (Is wonderful)
    Oh South London is wonderful
    It's full of male feminist allies
    Oh South London is wonderful
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,234
    Roxanne? Oh no, sorry I misread the title as Police songs

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  • se7oaks
    se7oaks Posts: 265
    I know it's all supposed to be a bit tongue in cheek, but there's some good ones here.

    Exiled_Addick said:

    It's not just a few,
    It's not just a few,
    Most fans are angry,
    Mostly cos of you.

    seth plum said:

    To 'your ground's to big for you'.

    don't take this personal
    your plans not workable
    you are responsible
    make it reversible

    shirty5 said:

    To Seven Nation Army

    We're the 2% army (repeat)


    And of course We Want Our Charlton Back
  • dogpat65
    dogpat65 Posts: 149
    We are the two percent, a number on your list
    We are the two percent, even though more exist
    Nobody listens, but we're always here
    Statistical reminder of a club that doesn't care
  • tom_k
    tom_k Posts: 1,207
    To The David Whyte Tune

    Black and white white white

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