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  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Fiiish said:

    You need to sit down to put your socks on.

    I had to do that at about 12 ffs
  • cafckev
    cafckev Posts: 2,914
    When you think that KM remarks about older supporters applies to you!
  • cashncarry
    cashncarry Posts: 980
    Fantasing about older women when you were young , now it's hard to find one
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,276
    When you need two different pairs of glasses.
  • Charltonparklane
    Charltonparklane Posts: 5,786
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    When some bird you fancied at infants school announces the birth of her grand daughter on Facebook

    Spill the beans then.........
  • ads
    ads Posts: 3,224
    Uboat said:

    Me, yesterday.

    image

    Crimewatch rogues gallery Nov 2015?

  • Redskin
    Redskin Posts: 3,112
    You worry that you are going blind in your left eye only to be told when you sit down to dinner that you have a bit of mashed potato on your glasses.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    Getting told you don't look old enough to have eight Grandchildren and feeling chuffed, then walking away from the person that said it. Asking yourself if they were taking the piss......
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    when you sit down to put your socks on
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,609
    When you brought a Christmas gift for you daughter a couple of months ago and for the live of you, you don't know where you put it.
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  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    T.C.E said:

    Getting told you don't look old enough to have eight Grandchildren and feeling chuffed, then walking away from the person that said it. Asking yourself if they were taking the piss......

    Pmsl
  • SDAddick
    SDAddick Posts: 14,467
    You convince yourself it's socially acceptable to celebrate New Years on GMT despite being eight hours behind so that you can be in bed by a reasonable hour.
  • LoOkOuT
    LoOkOuT Posts: 10,855
    Salad said:

    when you sit down to put your socks on

    When you repeat things from earlier in the thread!
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    edited January 2016
    Salad said:

    when you sit down to put your socks on

    When you repeat things from earlier in the thread!
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    You're staying in the same hotel as Michaela Strachan and you can't help but think it would be more interesting if it was Chris Packham.
  • Blackheathen
    Blackheathen Posts: 6,655
    Anyone remember fly buttons?
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,640
    Blackheathen said:

    Anyone remember fly buttons?

    Still have them on my Levi 501.
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,127
    When you receive your biennial NHS bowel cancer screening kit in the post
  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,899
    When you appreciate a cardigan
  • Stevelamb
    Stevelamb Posts: 271
    When you wake up in bed with a woman for the first time even though you have known her for 54 years :wink:
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  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    When you open emails from George at Asda! :(
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,350
    When the bedside table is jammed full of medicine, plasters and other garbage that keeps you in one piece AND NOT super jumbo XXXL strawberry flavoured ribbed for her pleasure johnny bags...

    And even saying johnny bags fo that matter!
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    When you get an email from your bank asking you to invest your money in the terrorist group ISA........ feckin shocking, Ive reported the b@st@rds to MFI
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    edited June 2016
    Stevelamb said:

    When you wake up in bed with a woman for the first time even though you have known her for 54 years :wink:

    You're not from Norwich are you? :wink:
  • tonyupnorth
    tonyupnorth Posts: 97
    Going into a different room in the house, then forgetting what you went in there for
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    tonyupnorth said:

    Going into a different room in the house, then forgetting what you went in there for

    Yep, know that one.

    Or usually in my case, I go upstairs to get something, when I get there I can't remember what it was - so go all the way back downstairs to the kitchen to remind myself;
    then continually repeat it outloud all the way back up the stairs so I don't bleddy forget again.

    I need a bungalow.

  • CAFC_Norfolk
    CAFC_Norfolk Posts: 359
    Taking 10 whole minutes before being ready to have another crack at your missus
  • pettgra
    pettgra Posts: 1,572
    When you go to the Barbers and they say dont bother sitting down, we will have you done in a jif.
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,348
    you go before you've come
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    pettgra said:

    When you go to the Barbers and they say dont bother sitting down, we will have you done in a jif.

    When you 'went" in the barbers and after the haircut the barber said..............."Would Sir like something for the weekend'....no maybe not"

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