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The Worst Advice You Were Ever Given ...

Addickted2TheReds
Addickted2TheReds Posts: 7,745
in Not Sports Related
A spin off thread ...

"If she says no then she's just playing hard to get" oh dear ...

And

"Always say what you think" This one can get you in quite a bit of trouble!
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  • Norfolk_Addick
    Norfolk_Addick Posts: 2,289
    Treat her like a princess
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    That her sister won't blab about you and her
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,658
    The time - 1981

    My dad said to my headmaster, what do you think of these computer things, do you think I should get one for my son?

    The headmasters advice - Dont bother, they'll never take off.
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    Here's one from the dark ages.

    Treat 'em mean and keep 'em keen.
  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,371
    Have this endowment mortgage, Woolwich Building Society.
    Took 3 years to get my money back.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,901
    "It's ok, I can't have kids"
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    If she don't come, tickle her up the bum with a lump of celery
  • smiffyboy
    smiffyboy Posts: 4,314
    edited November 2013
    Stay with your wife and don't run off with your bit on the side that's 15 years younger coz all she's got to offer is her big fake tits.

    So I stayed in a sh*t marriage for another 6 months before finally doing it, and have never looked back
  • bexleyaddick
    bexleyaddick Posts: 479
    'Yes, definitely buy Bradford & Bingley shares, they're going to sky rocket!" :-(
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,976
    "You should buy, renting is dead money".

    In 2007.

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  • kings hill addick
    kings hill addick Posts: 5,781
    My Dad told me to pass on a career in IT as he said it was only going to be a passing fad...
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,371
    edited January 2016
    Get yerself down the Valley son...

  • cafc999
    cafc999 Posts: 4,968
    Buy a season ticket
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,967
    soapy_jones said:

    Get yerself down the Valey son...

    Soooooo you went to The Valley instead.......
  • Gravesend_Addick
    Gravesend_Addick Posts: 7,300
    You should definitely renew your season ticket. Things will get better next season
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 51,008
    If you are quick you can get odds of 100-1 on Charlton winning the championship for this season 2015/2016
  • cashncarry
    cashncarry Posts: 980
    You can't put it up there!
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,371
    1StevieG said:

    soapy_jones said:

    Get yerself down the Valey son...

    Soooooo you went to The Valley instead.......
    Oh yeah (corrected). Sorry to confuse you...
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,053
    Worst Advice
  • newyorkaddick
    newyorkaddick Posts: 3,053
    Just be yourself

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  • bazjonster
    bazjonster Posts: 2,875
    "Say after me...................."
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,482
    Stig said:

    Worst Advice


    Are they Richard Murrays bollox around her neck?

    The small ones.......The big ones are Bobs
  • Lazy_eye_metaphor
    Lazy_eye_metaphor Posts: 1,960
    Buy shares in Eurotunnel
  • Simonsen
    Simonsen Posts: 5,506
    edited January 2016
    "Keep your money...."

    My Dad's advice when I told him I wanted to back Millwall to win the 2nd Division and Wimbledon to win the FA Cup (before a ball was kicked in the 87/88 season). Not only was it poor advice but to make matters worse, I followed it....thus missing out on £21,000.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,053
    Worst Advice KF
  • kentred2
    kentred2 Posts: 2,341
    My old man said be a millwall fan.....
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,053
    Worst Advice RD
  • GetOutOfMyClub
    GetOutOfMyClub Posts: 406
    edited January 2016
    I said f off b locks ur ac nt.
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,112
    If you hold your nose and close your eyes at the right time you can't catch an STI.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,422
    Addickted2TheReds said:

    A spin off thread ...

    "If she says no then she's just playing hard to get" oh dear ...

    And

    "Always say what you think" This one can get you in quite a bit of trouble!

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