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St Valentine's Day

pettgra
pettgra Posts: 1,572
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This is the time chaps to exchange ideas chaps, as I think some of us maybe in a pickle.
I have bought my good lady a Home Brew Kit. I really think she needs a hobby.
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  • Atletico Addick
    Atletico Addick Posts: 5,843
    A dominos, a 6 pack of beers & the second best seat in the house to watch Super Sunday.. I'm a keeper.
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    edited February 2016
    Beyoncé tickets for Wembley
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,592
    14th March is the day.
  • I_was_Floyd
    I_was_Floyd Posts: 468

    Luckily, I'm married to a girl who thinks Valentine's day is a waste of time. Unfortunately, she feels the same about the 14th March.

  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    I_was_Floyd said:


    Luckily, I'm married to a girl who thinks Valentine's day is a waste of time. Unfortunately, she feels the same about the 14th March.

    My Missus would go mad if paid the price of a bouquet of flowers on someone elses say so. If fact her words were, any woman that tells you that if you put £60/£70 in front her and said buy what you want, she would go and buy flowers is telling porkies. Now the 14th March, enlighten me? ;)
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,240
    Steak and BJ Day
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    Took my mrs out shopping for her Val's Day present - she wanted a new jumper, which sounded fine, and best to make sure it fits etc. Two hours later, I'm down over £350 because she fell in love with a pure cashmere long cardigan (would not suit Henners) and then wanted lunch out. Better be worth it..........
  • Gravesend_Addick
    Gravesend_Addick Posts: 7,299
    I put this in the "jokes" thread but it's also appropriate here:

    I've managed to book a table for Sunday
    I just hope she likes snooker
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,592
    sam3110 said:

    Steak and BJ Day

    Like both of mine well done.
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345
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  • smiffyboy
    smiffyboy Posts: 4,314
    Davo55 said:

    Took my mrs out shopping for her Val's Day present - she wanted a new jumper, which sounded fine, and best to make sure it fits etc. Two hours later, I'm down over £350 because she fell in love with a pure cashmere long cardigan (would not suit Henners) and then wanted lunch out. Better be worth it..........

    I hope it has #RolandOut across the back of it
  • bazjonster
    bazjonster Posts: 2,875
    Complete commercial tosh!!! Just like Xmas!!! Anyway, seeing as it falls on a Sunday this year I just popped out and got the best joint of beef I could find for her to roast!!!

    Was on the DLR today en-route Bank. It was rammed coz it was rush hour. Young (Russian/Polish?) couple standing next to me eating the f*** out of each others faces in between inane giggles and soppy stares at each other!!! Did my barnet in big time so hopped off at Limehouse and waited for the next train!

    Horrible behaviour. Stop it, we just don't wanna see or HEAR it!!! F*****g yuk!
  • cashncarry
    cashncarry Posts: 980
    guinnessaddick said:

    sam3110 said:

    Steak and BJ Day

    Like both of mine well done.
    Both of mine are very rare
  • Terry Naylor
    Terry Naylor Posts: 2,126
    I get away with Valentine's Day with the mrs but get hit very hard as its my daughters birthday and it's her 15th on Sunday GOD IM SKINT ALREADY!
  • Charltonparklane
    Charltonparklane Posts: 5,786
    Terry Naylor said:

    I get away with Valentine's Day with the mrs but get hit very hard as its my daughters birthday and it's her 15th on Sunday GOD IM SKINT ALREADY!

    15, shit the bed, where does the time go............

    You've not even seen my new addition, hes 4 now, gotta start taking Charlton soon :(

  • Gravesend_Addick
    Gravesend_Addick Posts: 7,299
    I might take the Mrs up the oxo tower
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,592
    Chrissy\\\'s Army!! said:

    I might take the Mrs up the oxo tower

    Different gravy.
  • killer kish
    killer kish Posts: 2,019
    Watching football and horse racing during the day and the US Golf at night,she cant wait.And im also treating her to a curry Saturday,knock her bandy.
  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,215
    Cheap card from the Card Factory (99p) and cup of tea in bed for my lady. Then i'm off out to watch the Rugby. Over commercialised nonsense.
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,650
    You can't go wrong with a bit of Leicester v Arsenal on the box on Sunday, I know how to spoil a woman.
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  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    Taking her up the Wrong'un on Sunday.

    (The Weatherspoons in Bexleyheath you perverts!!)
  • NornIrishAddick
    NornIrishAddick Posts: 9,623
    guinnessaddick said:

    sam3110 said:

    Steak and BJ Day

    Like both of mine well done.
    You should try bleu, at least once....
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,142
    Local restaurant; smoked chorizo, bread, butter and olives, then avocado prawns, shrimp curry for two, fresh strawberries in warm chocolate sauce and coffee, €20 a head... Oh and a litre of house red is €6.50. Jobs a good 'un.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited February 2016
    I'm taking my Mrs up the Shard (never heard it called that before) (:
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Davo55 said:

    Took my mrs out shopping for her Val's Day present - she wanted a new jumper, which sounded fine, and best to make sure it fits etc. Two hours later, I'm down over £350 because she fell in love with a pure cashmere long cardigan (would not suit Henners) and then wanted lunch out. Better be worth it..........

    Good man Davo. Money should be no object for your Mrs.

    You've escaped lightly to be fair, when I took her out yesterday she made me pay £400 for a cardigan (:
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,821
    WSS said:

    Beyoncé tickets for Wembley

    And what have you bought her?
  • northstandsteve
    northstandsteve Posts: 14,327
    how long before Rothko and Buckshee post that they dont need valentines day to buy their partners flowers etc blah blah blah ;-)
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    pettgra said:

    This is the time chaps to exchange ideas chaps, as I think some of us maybe in a pickle.
    I have bought my good lady a Home Brew Kit. I really think she needs a hobby.

    Cordless Hoover is the way to go. Nothing worse that having crumbs on the carpet whilst watching the TV.
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    northstandsteve said:

    how long before Rothko and Buckshee post that they dont need valentines day to buy their partners flowers etc blah blah blah ;-)

    Already done it on Facebook!
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    Taking her up the Wrong'un on Sunday.

    (The Weatherspoons in Bexleyheath you perverts!!)

    would she not prefer to be taken up the Wrong 'un?

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