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Morrissey 'might stand in London Mayoral election'

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  • Redrobo
    Redrobo Posts: 11,335
    So, who's standing for the "get Roland out" party?
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    SDAddick said:

    THAT'S RIGHT, HOW DOES IT FEEL FOR YOUR DEMOCRACY TO FEEL LIKE A BIT (more) OF A FARCE!?!?!?

    Is it really so strange?
  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    edited March 2016
    He is human and he needs to be loved, just like everyone else does.
  • newyorkaddick
    newyorkaddick Posts: 3,053
    I support his views on replacing halogen bulbs with LEDs (now there is a light that never goes out).
  • All for freedom of speech. Niche parties add something different to the mainly similar main stream ones (until Corbin came along and made a Labour niche too anyway!). Won't win and would not want to win, they are just trying to raise awareness of something they feel is important.

    Good luck to them, they won't get my vote.
  • sam3110 said:

    Fucking hell, so they'll save the domesticated fox and increase the vegetarian options in restaurants, what else? Niche parties like this won't ever get elected, because other than one or two crackpot schemes they have sod all to bring to the table

    True. But niche parties can affect changes without winning the election. Ever heard of one called The Valley Party?

  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,095
    Will he hold a national front disco?
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,985

    Mine's a Guinness....

    Customer: I need my beer now!
    Morrissey: How soon is now?
  • shine166
    shine166 Posts: 13,933
    When a London bendy bus.... Crashes into us
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,985
    To be fair to Morrissey, he shares our views about the techno music in Crossbars

    Hang the DJ, hang the DJ...


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  • smudge7946
    smudge7946 Posts: 4,131
    Everyone has a talent.
    Maybe mozza has a talent for politics.
    He's got no musical ability.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    I could quite happily spend my days punching this talentless twat, he just irritates the hell out of me.......

    http://www.theguardian.com/music/2014/jan/03/morrissey-eating-meat-paedophilia-smiths
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    ha ha, my favorite piece from that article

    "This isn't in any way intended to cause offence to you or any other Morrissey enthusiasts, but he really does need a good shoeing sometimes,"
  • BR7_addick
    BR7_addick Posts: 10,217

    Mine's a Guinness....

    Customer: I need my beer now!
    Morrissey: How soon is now?
    That joke could have been presented so much better, but you go about things the wrong way..
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,397
    It's serioioioioioiousah!
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    The prospective mayor, is it the bloke who used to be the lead singer in the 'Smiths' pop group?
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    seth plum said:

    The prospective mayor, is it the bloke who used to be the lead singer in the 'Smiths' pop group?

    Ask me. I won't say no. How could I?
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,985

    Mine's a Guinness....

    Customer: I need my beer now!
    Morrissey: How soon is now?
    That joke could have been presented so much better, but you go about things the wrong way..
    Harsh

    I am human and I need to be loved

  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    IA said:

    seth plum said:

    The prospective mayor, is it the bloke who used to be the lead singer in the 'Smiths' pop group?

    Ask me. I won't say no. How could I?
    A line from a Smith's song?

    As it is the 400th anniversary of Shakespeare's death this year (23rd April) maybe these words of King Lear might be suitable:

    'We cannot all be masters, nor all masters
    Cannot be truly follow’d.'
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948

    PL54 said:

    Apart from fluffy bunnies, what are their strategy for the government of London?

    Release wolves because they actually roamed the streets of London before man killed them off 850 years ago
    Give feral pigeons a free buspass
    Priority housing for homeless rats
    And a distraction for the wet left who might be tempted....are the Hamster freedom party standing ?
    Richard Hammond is apparently otherwise engaged.
    One person on this planet who I hate more than Morrissey is Richard fuckin Hammond

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  • addickfanatic
    addickfanatic Posts: 1,113
    Roland owning Charlton and Morrisey running London. Heaven knows I'm miserable now.
  • newyorkaddick
    newyorkaddick Posts: 3,053
    Having seen last night's MK Dons result, I know it's over still I cling I don't know where else I can go, it's over, it's over, it's over.
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103

    Roland owning Charlton and Morrisey running London. Heaven knows I'm miserable now.

    That joke isn't funny any more.
  • newyorkaddick
    newyorkaddick Posts: 3,053
    Reminds of the time in 1974 when Kevin Keegan asked the Liverpool manager if he could move from the wing to play at centre forward, "Frankly Mr Shankly this position I've held, it pays my way and it corrodes my soul."
  • smudge7946
    smudge7946 Posts: 4,131
    Mozz should go back to Manchester and never leave.
    How dare he take the best surname that is only bestowed on those blessed by the grace of god for there awesomeness and use it for a whining, sulkly, musically talentless mess of a band.
  • daveaddick
    daveaddick Posts: 1,926
    To be honest providing he absolutely promises not to sing I am OK with him running. Complete and utter bell end.
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,985
    edited March 2016
    There's a club if you'd like to go
    You could meet somebody who really loves you
    So you go and you stand on your own
    And you leave on your own
    And you go home and you cry
    And you want to die
    A bit like watching Charlton these days...