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Morrissey 'might stand in London Mayoral election'
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            So, who's standing for the "get Roland out" party?
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            He is human and he needs to be loved, just like everyone else does.2
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            I support his views on replacing halogen bulbs with LEDs (now there is a light that never goes out).7
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            All for freedom of speech. Niche parties add something different to the mainly similar main stream ones (until Corbin came along and made a Labour niche too anyway!). Won't win and would not want to win, they are just trying to raise awareness of something they feel is important.
 Good luck to them, they won't get my vote.2
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 True. But niche parties can affect changes without winning the election. Ever heard of one called The Valley Party?sam3110 said:Fucking hell, so they'll save the domesticated fox and increase the vegetarian options in restaurants, what else? Niche parties like this won't ever get elected, because other than one or two crackpot schemes they have sod all to bring to the table 
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            Will he hold a national front disco?0
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 Customer: I need my beer now!falconwood_1 said:Mine's a Guinness.... 
 Morrissey: How soon is now?1
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            When a London bendy bus.... Crashes into us2
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            To be fair to Morrissey, he shares our views about the techno music in Crossbars
 Hang the DJ, hang the DJ...
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            Everyone has a talent.
 Maybe mozza has a talent for politics.
 He's got no musical ability.5
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            I could quite happily spend my days punching this talentless twat, he just irritates the hell out of me.......
 http://www.theguardian.com/music/2014/jan/03/morrissey-eating-meat-paedophilia-smiths
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            ha ha, my favorite piece from that article
 "This isn't in any way intended to cause offence to you or any other Morrissey enthusiasts, but he really does need a good shoeing sometimes,"4
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 That joke could have been presented so much better, but you go about things the wrong way..killerandflash said:1
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            It's serioioioioioiousah!0
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            The prospective mayor, is it the bloke who used to be the lead singer in the 'Smiths' pop group?0
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 HarshBR7_addick said:
 That joke could have been presented so much better, but you go about things the wrong way..killerandflash said:
 I am human and I need to be loved
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 A line from a Smith's song?IA said:
 Ask me. I won't say no. How could I?seth plum said:The prospective mayor, is it the bloke who used to be the lead singer in the 'Smiths' pop group? 
 As it is the 400th anniversary of Shakespeare's death this year (23rd April) maybe these words of King Lear might be suitable:
 'We cannot all be masters, nor all masters
 Cannot be truly follow’d.'1
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 One person on this planet who I hate more than Morrissey is Richard fuckin HammondAlwaysneil said:
 Richard Hammond is apparently otherwise engaged.PL54 said:
 And a distraction for the wet left who might be tempted....are the Hamster freedom party standing ?i_b_b_o_r_g said:
 Release wolves because they actually roamed the streets of London before man killed them off 850 years agoDaveMehmet said:Apart from fluffy bunnies, what are their strategy for the government of London? 
 Give feral pigeons a free buspass
 Priority housing for homeless rats1
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            Roland owning Charlton and Morrisey running London. Heaven knows I'm miserable now.1
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            Having seen last night's MK Dons result, I know it's over still I cling I don't know where else I can go, it's over, it's over, it's over.
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 That joke isn't funny any more.addickfanatic said:Roland owning Charlton and Morrisey running London. Heaven knows I'm miserable now. 1
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            Reminds of the time in 1974 when Kevin Keegan asked the Liverpool manager if he could move from the wing to play at centre forward, "Frankly Mr Shankly this position I've held, it pays my way and it corrodes my soul."2
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            Mozz should go back to Manchester and never leave.
 How dare he take the best surname that is only bestowed on those blessed by the grace of god for there awesomeness and use it for a whining, sulkly, musically talentless mess of a band.0
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            To be honest providing he absolutely promises not to sing I am OK with him running. Complete and utter bell end.0
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            There's a club if you'd like to go A bit like watching Charlton these days...
 You could meet somebody who really loves you
 So you go and you stand on your own
 And you leave on your own
 And you go home and you cry
 And you want to die0














