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Weird, unique, things that freek you......

Miserableoldgit
Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
edited March 2016 in Not Sports Related
...that you seriously can't explain.

Was at a funeral at The Beaverwood Cemetery in Chislehurst today, the service was held in the small chapple in the grounds.
Very well attended, so much so there was standing room only.
My cousin (a few of you on here know him, David K, from Dartford) and I were last in.
So, we stood by the doors, right at the back.
10 minutes into the service, a very quiet knock, me and Dave looked round.........
THERE WAS A FUCKING MORRIS DANCER STANDING THERE. IN FULL KIT. BELLS AND ALL.
ONE MORRIS DANCER.
He mumbled something about meeting someone, I said/whispered not sure mate..........er, think we're a little busy here.
He whispered, are you sure ?
He really looked..........don't know what the word is.

Thinking about this, 7 hours later, I am so glad David saw him too, I haven't mentioned to anyone else, except on here, obviously......

Trust me , I've seen many weird things.......but from standing there, head bowed, in respect, to turn round and see a Morris dancer in full regalia. ........

Comments

  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,648
    If he was fucking wouldn't there have been two of them?
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    .....I seriously looked around for him, them, they afterwards..........., (out of interest, what is a collection of Morris Dancers called ?
    Please, behave........)
    ........but nothing.

    I know this reads "weird/unique", but as said I fucking through me.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Full kit Morris dancer wan*ker
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    Paul, have you been smoking those funny cigarettes again my old mucker?? :wink:
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited March 2016
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  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Miserableoldgit said:

    .....I seriously looked around for him, them, they afterwards..........., (out of interest, what is a collection of Morris Dancers called ?
    Please, behave........)
    ........but nothing.

    I know this reads "weird/unique", but as said I fucking through me.

    CAST?
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    Paul, have you been smoking those funny cigarettes again my old mucker?? :wink:

    No, that's just it, I haven't for several years, and, my medication is getting lower by the month or two.

    I'm just freeked out by it.......

    So glad someone else saw him, otherwise I would be sectioned again.....

    Sorry.


    Anyway, anyone else, with weird sightings in a place you didn't expect ?
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Miserableoldgit said:

    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    Paul, have you been smoking those funny cigarettes again my old mucker?? :wink:

    No, that's just it, I haven't for several years, and, my medication is getting lower by the month or two.

    I'm just freeked out by it.......

    So glad someone else saw him, otherwise I would be sectioned again.....

    Sorry.


    Anyway, anyone else, with weird sightings in a place you didn't expect ?
    Roland at the Valley?
  • cashncarry
    cashncarry Posts: 980
    ricky_otto said:

    Miserableoldgit said:

    .....I seriously looked around for him, them, they afterwards..........., (out of interest, what is a collection of Morris Dancers called ?
    Please, behave........)
    ........but nothing.

    I know this reads "weird/unique", but as said I fucking through me.

    CAST?
    wankers?
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Funeral related one for me as well.

    Carried a dear friends' coffin from the limo into the Crem chapel - Mr Blue Sky being played. I was wearing my All Sports Charlton shirt.

    There were five others, two with Leicester shirts, one Liverpool, one Coventry and one Leeds United. The coffin had a Leeds banner draped over it.

    The Leeds guy however had the full 70's kit on including shorts and those silk garters with numbers holding up his socks. He also wore his football boots, studs and all and as we entered the chapel, he kept slipping on the tiled floor. We managed to get the coffin on to where it rests, but a couple of times I thought we were all going over.

    Tony would have pissed himself laughing at us.

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  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,206
    That fecking cross-breed chicken/robin mascot freaks me out. It looks like it's walking around with an inserted butt plug.

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