Close encounter of the Katrien kind?
your enjoyable matchday experience for a mere £140 + VAT
The Royal Greenwich Suite
• Greeted at the main West Stand reception
• Reception drink (glass of wine, beer or soft drink)
• Five-course carvery meal
• Great seating in the Directors’ Box
• Private table
• Hostess to support your matchday experience
• Matchday programmes and teamsheets
• Suite hosted by a Charlton legend
• Man-of-the-Match presentation
£140 + Vat
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I'm in, but only if the Charlton legend is Cristophe LePoint.11
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Surely they should concentrate on filling the rest of The Valley before filling the directors box?4
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"Celebrate in style as the Addicks move another step closer to the promised land of League 1. Witness first hand cowardly Katrien cowering behind her minder at the back of the Directors' Box for the entire 90 minutes. Stay behind and enjoy our unique hospitality for several hours after the game (while we wait for the angry mob of protesters to disperse)."21
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Can we start a rumour that CARD will be purchasing ten hospitality tickets so they can give it to Pinocchio up close and personal!18
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"Hostess"?
Are they specifying the gender of the person looking after them? If so, is that legal? That is, are they only recruiting women for that role?6 -
Gutting was hoping she'd been abducted by aliens.0
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As long as @Airman Brown doesn't have a banning order from the suites, why does it only have to be a rumour ;-)Pedro45 said:Can we start a rumour that CARD will be purchasing ten hospitality tickets so they can give it to Pinocchio up close and personal!
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Doing the maths I make that £10 per chip.21
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Coyotejohn1947 said:
CAFC Hospitality Offer v Derby
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She wants to fill up the directors box so that she can hide more easily.
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Just the term Director's box made me snigger...2
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I'm sure CARD could fund a day out for their leaders?Coyotejohn1947 said:CAFC Hospitality Offer v Derby
your enjoyable matchday experience for a mere £140 + VAT
The Royal Greenwich Suite
• Greeted at the main West Stand reception
• Reception drink (glass of wine, beer or soft drink)
• Five-course carvery meal
• Great seating in the Directors’ Box
• Private table
• Hostess to support your matchday experience
• Matchday programmes and teamsheets
• Suite hosted by a Charlton legend
• Man-of-the-Match presentation
£140 + Vat4 -
or you could go for the CARD experienceCoyotejohn1947 said:CAFC Hospitality Offer v Derby
your enjoyable matchday experience for a mere £140 + VAT
The Royal Greenwich Suite
• Greeted at the main West Stand reception
• Reception drink (glass of wine, beer or soft drink)
• Five-course carvery meal
• Great seating in the Directors’ Box
• Private table
• Hostess to support your matchday experience
• Matchday programmes and teamsheets
• Suite hosted by a Charlton legend
• Man-of-the-Match presentation
£140 + Vat
• free pre-game get together with friends to slag off the regime
• free match-day programme
• free match-day accessory (Black/white scarf, stress ball, beach ball etc.)
• Reception: you are searched for concealed weapons and anti-regime items
• Host steward to give you the evil eye whilst you make your way to seating.
• Opportunity to sing along as 'We want Roland Out' resounds around the ground.
• Post-match protest outside the West Stand. Singing of traditional Charlton songs and engaging in friendly banter with security staff (insulting chants optional but you are asked to keep them clean).
• Opportunity to be filmed and photographed at the protest event by official CAFC video camera staff (note: please move to the front of the barriers if you wish to avail yourself of this facility).
• free post-match analysis and your vote for man-of-the-match on Charlton Life.
• Finally, choosing freely to be a Charlton fan joining together with others as one in opposition to the terrible, damaging antics of Meire and Duchatelet.
Cost: Priceless
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Hmmmmm. No mention of the dress codeCoyotejohn1947 said:CAFC Hospitality Offer v Derby
your enjoyable matchday experience for a mere £140 + VAT
The Royal Greenwich Suite
• Greeted at the main West Stand reception
• Reception drink (glass of wine, beer or soft drink)
• Five-course carvery meal
• Great seating in the Directors’ Box
• Private table
• Hostess to support your matchday experience
• Matchday programmes and teamsheets
• Suite hosted by a Charlton legend
• Man-of-the-Match presentation
£140 + Vat9 -
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Agreed, airman should ring up and enquire about a bulk purchase of these ticketsThe Red Robin said:
I'm sure CARD could fund a day out for their leaders?Coyotejohn1947 said:CAFC Hospitality Offer v Derby
your enjoyable matchday experience for a mere £140 + VAT
The Royal Greenwich Suite
• Greeted at the main West Stand reception
• Reception drink (glass of wine, beer or soft drink)
• Five-course carvery meal
• Great seating in the Directors’ Box
• Private table
• Hostess to support your matchday experience
• Matchday programmes and teamsheets
• Suite hosted by a Charlton legend
• Man-of-the-Match presentation
£140 + Vat3 -
Presumably this has been sent out to Rams fans then....Coyotejohn1947 said:CAFC Hospitality Offer v Derby
your enjoyable matchday experience for a mere £140 + VAT
The Royal Greenwich Suite
• Greeted at the main West Stand reception
• Reception drink (glass of wine, beer or soft drink)
• Five-course carvery meal
• Great seating in the Directors’ Box
• Private table
• Hostess to support your matchday experience
• Matchday programmes and teamsheets
• Suite hosted by a Charlton legend
• Man-of-the-Match presentation
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Did this earlier in the season before the protests. They asked whether there were any dietary requirements so I said, my two guests are Jewish so no pork. End of game, we came back and on the table is a plate of sausage rolls ! At the price, I expected better.8
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Do we have any Roland lookalikes? I can supply the duct tape to make it look authentic. *cafc999 said:
Agreed, airman should ring up and enquire about a bulk purchase of these ticketsThe Red Robin said:
I'm sure CARD could fund a day out for their leaders?Coyotejohn1947 said:CAFC Hospitality Offer v Derby
your enjoyable matchday experience for a mere £140 + VAT
The Royal Greenwich Suite
• Greeted at the main West Stand reception
• Reception drink (glass of wine, beer or soft drink)
• Five-course carvery meal
• Great seating in the Directors’ Box
• Private table
• Hostess to support your matchday experience
• Matchday programmes and teamsheets
• Suite hosted by a Charlton legend
• Man-of-the-Match presentation
£140 + Vat
* I didn't really want to make a duct tape joke, just saving someone else the bother.0 -
CARD should buy this, infiltrate ...0
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Can you ask for your money back if it's not enjoyable?Coyotejohn1947 said:CAFC Hospitality Offer v Derby
your enjoyable matchday experience for a mere £140 + VAT
The Royal Greenwich Suite
• Greeted at the main West Stand reception
• Reception drink (glass of wine, beer or soft drink)
• Five-course carvery meal
• Great seating in the Directors’ Box
• Private table
• Hostess to support your matchday experience
• Matchday programmes and teamsheets
• Suite hosted by a Charlton legend
• Man-of-the-Match presentation
£140 + Vat2 -
But the club are being cunning....J BLOCK said:CARD should buy this, infiltrate ...
They'll spot the special dietary requirements (50 kilos of Brussels Sprouts, boiled to within an inch of their lives), and the request for those plastic ball throwers, a mile off, and recognise the presence of agents provocateurs.
And, if that didn't warn them, the sight of CARD pathfinders in flimsy feminine garments might give the game away....
With that in mind, possibly seared, keep an eye out for anyone on the walk beforehand, in case they're walking funny.1 -
Who said it was a "rumour" ?Pedro45 said:Can we start a rumour that CARD will be purchasing ten hospitality tickets so they can give it to Pinocchio up close and personal!
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Still, could be worse. They could have had a woman selling lotto tickets practically begging us to buy them at our table and making my two guests feel somewhat awkward despite the fact I had spent £600 on the match tickets....oh hang on, they did that too!Athletico Charlton said:Did this earlier in the season before the protests. They asked whether there were any dietary requirements so I said, my two guests are Jewish so no pork. End of game, we came back and on the table is a plate of sausage rolls ! At the price, I expected better.
Saying that, at least they would not forget to give a shout out to my Dad on his 70th birthday at half time because he has been going 62 years and that would be plain embarrassing. Err, oh yes, they did that too !5 -
It could have been worse. Had you pressed the point they might have forced him to spend the second half on the sofa.Athletico Charlton said:
Still, could be worse. They could have had a woman selling lotto tickets practically begging us to buy them at our table and making my two guests feel somewhat awkward despite the fact I had spent £600 on the match tickets....oh hang on, they did that too!Athletico Charlton said:Did this earlier in the season before the protests. They asked whether there were any dietary requirements so I said, my two guests are Jewish so no pork. End of game, we came back and on the table is a plate of sausage rolls ! At the price, I expected better.
Saying that, at least they would not forget to give a shout out to my Dad on his 70th birthday at half time because he has been going 62 years and that would be plain embarrassing. Err, oh yes, they did that too !2 -
Look on the bright side, they might have put his picture up on the big screen for a minute's silence when someone else had actually died.Athletico Charlton said:
Still, could be worse. They could have had a woman selling lotto tickets practically begging us to buy them at our table and making my two guests feel somewhat awkward despite the fact I had spent £600 on the match tickets....oh hang on, they did that too!Athletico Charlton said:Did this earlier in the season before the protests. They asked whether there were any dietary requirements so I said, my two guests are Jewish so no pork. End of game, we came back and on the table is a plate of sausage rolls ! At the price, I expected better.
Saying that, at least they would not forget to give a shout out to my Dad on his 70th birthday at half time because he has been going 62 years and that would be plain embarrassing. Err, oh yes, they did that too !7
