Redknapp

Riviera said:

Won't be involved in transfers according to their spokesman

Bullshit. Even if it's not in his official duties, he'll still be tapping up whoever is in charge of transfers on a daily basis - he'll have "heard a whisper" about a cracking little player that's available on the cheap, Derby will ending signing some random bloke who looks like he's been coached from birth by Karel Fraeye, 'Arry will coincidentally turn up to work the next day in a new Ferrari.

Is the job to manage Jordan (the country) or Jordan (the model)?

iaitch said:

Is the job to manage Jordan (the country) or Jordan (the model)?

Michael actually (:

I mentioned last month that my middle son interviewed Matty Holmes last year which totally contradicted Redknapp's jaundiced view of the way the player was treated by Charlton. The following is an extract from that interview;

To this day Matty Holmes has never received an apology from Kevin Muscat for the tackle.

“Charlton all the way through were brilliant as well. They backed me in the court case, which I didn’t even think about at the time.

“Not until in the Hospital when I had my first operation. The chairman and Alan Curbishley came and left with me with the DVD and said I should have a look at the tackle. So I was in bed looking at the tackle and thought ‘Jesus he’s absolutely done me there’. Charlton were the ones who said to me about the court case. I never thought about that in a million years but they backed me all the way on that as well.”

According to BBC Sport Harry is about to be named as manager of Nigeria.

Triffick

TMZ reporting that Harry's just signed a three year deal with Disney Pixar to work on an animated autobiography.

I have no clue why anyone listens to this jowly-faced crook. Be it his pointless column in The Standard, the Derby board or the Nigeria FA. Anyone who thinks anything he has to say is worthwhile deserves what they get.

That's no way to talk about Jimmy!!!!

Isn't it funny how times have changed? Remember a few years ago there was a big call for him to be next England manager. Now everyone has come to their senses and realised what a odious, thieving charlatan the man is.

Next up, Pardew.

He's also talked Her Maj into him looking after the Crown Jewels but only during the summer when he tours the world with his one man show "Redknapp taking the fucking piss AGAIN". Rumour has it Liz onlly bungs him 20 grand a week for the privilage plus expenses of course. He's a boggle eyed genius i tell ya!