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  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,901
    edited May 2016
    Macronate said:

    it's fitted with a drawing pin release mechanism.

    what will you be driving?

    A Sherman. I thought it would be very apt for the absent owner to relate to as he is not worth one.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 96,206
    T said:

    ForeverAddickted said:

    Bouncy balls... Are there any kind of balls that dont bounce? ;)

    Cannonballs?
    They bounce!!
  • cazo
    cazo Posts: 1,493
    Ebay bouncy balls
  • BartleyPark
    BartleyPark Posts: 430
    Bouncy balls first half, stress balls second half. Beach balls in-between.
  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 6,078
    man_at_milletts said:

    Dildos, I would suggest.

    There would certainly be some embarrassment picking a load of those up off the pitch.

    That's a good idea but I don't have anywhere to hide one
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,886
    Maybe going to far, but to maximise number of items entered, could go for CAFC butt plugs (range of sizes available).

    Be a very odd looking set of fans walking to the valley if everyone was plugged up I would imagine but the searches on the gate are unlikely to go that far.

    A set of on field objects that the groundstaff would be less keen on picking up to chuck over the touchline.

    Oh, I've just realised that the sight of the fan base hiding the product down the valley Floyd road is why this one is not a winner.


    Maybe one for next season.
  • Sam lloyd
    Sam lloyd Posts: 1,083
    Wilma said:

    Poundland is selling packs of four small foam sports balls at the moment in case anyone might be interested :-)

    How much ?
  • Sam lloyd
    Sam lloyd Posts: 1,083
    LouisMend said:

    Wilma said:

    Poundland is selling packs of four small foam sports balls at the moment in case anyone might be interested :-)

    How much are they?
    Blast you beat me to it #cleverdick :-)
  • Sam lloyd
    Sam lloyd Posts: 1,083
    BartleyPark said:

    Bouncy balls first half, stress balls second half. Beach balls in-between.

    ..............and Spacehoppers as the finale !!
  • NornIrishAddick
    NornIrishAddick Posts: 9,632
    ForeverAddickted said:

    T said:

    ForeverAddickted said:

    Bouncy balls... Are there any kind of balls that dont bounce? ;)

    Cannonballs?
    They bounce!!
    Not if you drop one on your foot (or, indeed, a cannonball).

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  • Eynsfordaddick
    Eynsfordaddick Posts: 2,046
    edited May 2016
    Sam lloyd said:

    BartleyPark said:

    Bouncy balls first half, stress balls second half. Beach balls in-between.



    ..............and Spacehoppers as the finale !!</blockquote
    Wow! They would get me from the West Upper to the pitch in one bounce!
  • C.Walsh'sLoveChild
    C.Walsh'sLoveChild Posts: 3,340
    Poundland has some pretty good throwable items atm.

    Foldable fabric frisbee
    Pack of four balls
    Foam make your own planes
    Bouncy balls
    Drawing pins

    BringYourOwn selection
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,886
    I've bought the foam make your own planes as stocking presents for Christmas and as party bag filler.

    If you want your purchase to go further than 10 metres choose something else from the list.

  • CatAddick
    CatAddick Posts: 2,396
    CatJnr has already gone out and blown his pocket money on balls/balloons and even a pack of toilet rolls to bolster any CARD supplies. He's also spent the last couple of weeks emptying the printer ink cartridge by printing out and cutting up hundreds (thousands?) of roland/katrien out/we want our club back bits of paper so apologies in advance if you get showered on Saturday but I've kept him away from anything heavy (bog roll excepted)
  • Redvalleyeast
    Redvalleyeast Posts: 4,824
    Going to nick some bog rolls from work for this one. Pity whoever has to pick it up off the pitch if it does to their hands what it does to my arse ;)
  • cafcnutter
    cafcnutter Posts: 184
    https://ksr-ugc.imgix.net/projects/1062367/photo-original.jpg?w=1536&h=864&fit=fill&bg=FFFFFF&v=1405024347&auto=format&q=92&s=04f16623d1427f5ff3662d3624e2d801 at some point these could come in handy

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