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Creating a stink

JohnnyJoeyDeeDee
JohnnyJoeyDeeDee Posts: 1,049
in General Charlton
Out of interest how long does the smell of tiny stink bombs last if released in an area serving food? You know the small ones that fit in a sock, purse or wallet.

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  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited May 2016
    They do, but not for very long. Try and smuggle a carrier bag full of horse shit instead.
  • smiffyboy
    smiffyboy Posts: 4,314
    I thought you was planning on blocking the toilet with a massive log!!!!
  • C.Walsh'sLoveChild
    C.Walsh'sLoveChild Posts: 3,340
    @Davo55
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 23,147
    Remember from school days that they could gas out the bus pretty quick!
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,859
    There are a lot (I'm talking several hundred) stink bombs available on request very close to the Valley, if anyone fancies making a bit of a stink in the club shop or other commercial/operational areas - or in the Directors box
  • Clem_Snide
    Clem_Snide Posts: 11,816
    Simple. 7-8 pints and 4-5 double vodkas and monster.

    Generally creates enoigh stink to burn the retinas out of your nearest and dearest.
  • charltonbob
    charltonbob Posts: 8,352
    Certainly a group should pay a visit to crossbars afterwards & drop a few each
  • limeygent
    limeygent Posts: 3,219
    edited May 2016
    Davo55 said:

    There are a lot (I'm talking several hundred) stink bombs available on request very close to the Valley, if anyone fancies making a bit of a stink in the club shop or other commercial/operational areas - or in the Directors box

    Stinks in there already. (the director's box.)
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,719
    Thinking of taking some old pants along to 'join' the debris on the pitch, they'll certainly cause a stink!
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Mendonca In Asdas said:

    Thinking of taking some old pants along to 'join' the debris on the pitch, they'll certainly cause a stink!

    You better bring a hammer and chisel as well so you can get them off.

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  • mickc
    mickc Posts: 575
    I think the Belgian bullshit is enough.
  • Oh_Yoni_Boy
    Oh_Yoni_Boy Posts: 1,764
    ricky_otto said:

    They do, but not for very long. Try and smuggle a carrier bag full of horse shit instead.

    There's a coach load arriving in the the home dressing room later

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