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How could it get worse...?

JoshrewCAFC
JoshrewCAFC Posts: 916
in General Charlton
Thought it may be strangely fun to think of the few things left they could do to ruin the club more.

I'll start it off...

They could get rid of the Batram statue
I'd happily be arrested in order to protect big Sam though
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  • FishCostaFortune
    FishCostaFortune Posts: 10,773
    They appoint Nobby Vinegar as head coach?
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    They could bar entry to the ground if you don't conform with their dress code.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,603
    Reduce chip portions to 13.
  • Covered_End_Lad
    Covered_End_Lad Posts: 5,726
    Bring Karel back as DoF.. **Shudders at the thought**
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,128
    News Just In: Perry Suckling appointed goalkeeping coach
  • HarryLime
    HarryLime Posts: 1,295
    They could resign from the Football League and just stage a series of "celebrity" six a side kickabouts.
  • Talal
    Talal Posts: 11,493
    Introduce 4 corner sofas
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,659
    He could water down the beer a bit more, change our strip colour, destroy our support base and then sell the ground to developers. Wibble Wibble.
  • JoshrewCAFC
    JoshrewCAFC Posts: 916
    SantaClaus said:

    He could water down the beer a bit more, change our strip colour, destroy our support base and then sell the ground to developers. Wibble Wibble.

    Haven't two of those already happened?
  • shine166
    shine166 Posts: 13,925
    Dowie returns and is allowed to sign his own players

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  • GreenWithEnvy
    GreenWithEnvy Posts: 1,844
    Extending Roger Johnson's contract a further 5 years.
    Move us back to groundsharing with Palace whilst they build flats on The valley.
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    Roger Johnson as stadium announcer.

    'F**king, come, f**king on you f**cking w**kers, f**king lets f**king make some f**king niose you c**nts, and f**cking get f**king behind the f**king BOYSSSSSSS, YOU C*********NTS!!!!!!'
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,746
    Roly discovers elixir of life and achieves immortality.
  • Atletico Addick
    Atletico Addick Posts: 5,843
    Name change
  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    Katrien and Roland could reproduce...together!
  • boggzy
    boggzy Posts: 3,596
    I think they will destroy Charlton as we know/knew it.
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,234
    sadiejane1981 said:

    Katrien and Roland could reproduce...together!

    In the centre circle, half time entertainment on match day.
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,040
    seth plum said:

    Roger Johnson as stadium announcer.

    'F**king, come, f**king on you f**cking w**kers, f**king lets f**king make some f**king niose you c**nts, and f**cking get f**king behind the f**king BOYSSSSSSS, YOU C*********NTS!!!!!!'

    I'd break my boycott for that.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,897
    Christophe Lepoint and Katrien Meire agree RD's experimental request to spawn a squad of 22 boy babies (all to be born at once) so that we are covered for the 2034 season and beyond.

    this vision will mean that after 2034, there will ne no nasty transfer fees to pay and as the players will all be considered part of the network family, they will play for next to nothing, thus negating any nasty wages.

    there will however be one boy who will rise to the top and become our Head Coach.

    he will be called Larry Lepoint-Meire and will embark on the longest Head Coach network reign ever seen i.e. 9 months.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    iainment said:

    seth plum said:

    Roger Johnson as stadium announcer.

    'F**king, come, f**king on you f**cking w**kers, f**king lets f**king make some f**king niose you c**nts, and f**cking get f**king behind the f**king BOYSSSSSSS, YOU C*********NTS!!!!!!'

    I'd break my boycott for that.
    Definitely, sounds like a vast improvement to me!

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  • twiggyaddick
    twiggyaddick Posts: 1,565
    we get moved to park view road
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,799
    edited May 2016
    Charlton sponsor the annual 'Top Two Teams in South London' competition so we can see Palarse and the scum play at The Valley each year.
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,991
    edited May 2016
    Our new mascots, at the top of this thread: http://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/73482/just-when-you-thought-youve-seen-it-all/p1

  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,199
    They respond to criticism of a lack of leadership experience by bringing Cellino and Oyston on board as directors, thus making Charlton the footballing equivalent of SPECTRE.
  • cherryorchard
    cherryorchard Posts: 1,722
    Billy Cotton's 'When the Red, Robin.... ' is given the heave-ho and replaced on the big screen with this

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbq0TFUAjYk
  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    edited May 2016
    I had drinks last night with some colleagues from the company I used to work at, and met my replacement, Elliott, who happened to be a Belgian chap. I asked him if he's heard of Roland, and he knew straight away... the conversation was very interesting.

    Essentially, the Belgian view is similar to ours: he's a joke, who has to prove himself right even when he's in the wrong. Paraphrasing his description: "He's a nobody, but he's relatively well known - if only for the fact he's rich and Belgium is shit, so we make do with what we can do. Politically he's nothing like Donald Trump, but the perception is in some ways similar - for everyone who thinks he's a visionary, many think he's just an idiot.".

    When I told him I only knew about him because he purchased Charlton, he immediately said "Another football club fucked?". I described the protests and actions, and he wasn't surprised at all - immediately saying the Truiden and Liege (both of which I can seemingly NOT pronounce :() fans would probably take a keen interest, so I explained that they have and they've been helpful.

    How's this relevant? One phrase that I do remember being used was "It's not gonna get much better whilst he's in charge... and he will be in charge, he'll be more than just an owner.". In short, I got home last night thinking that it actually can't get much worse.
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,341
    KM is appointed moderator of Charlton Life
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,341
    Here are the worst possible scenarios I can think of:

    1. Merge with Millwall.

    2. Play in red and blue stripes.

    3. Play home matches at the Den.

    4. Develop the Valley with luxury high-rise flats.

    5. Sign a ground-breaking "talent sharing"/feeder agreement with Crystal Palace.

    6. Change the club's name to "The Eagles 2".

    7. Don't sack Katrien.

  • Atletico Addick
    Atletico Addick Posts: 5,843
    MrLargo said:

    Our new mascots, at the top of this thread: http://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/73482/just-when-you-thought-youve-seen-it-all/p1

    Improvement, no?
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,659
    Chizz said:

    Here are the worst possible scenarios I can think of:

    1. Merge with Millwall.

    2. Play in red and blue stripes.

    3. Play home matches at the Den.

    4. Develop the Valley with luxury high-rise flats.

    5. Sign a ground-breaking "talent sharing"/feeder agreement with Crystal Palace.

    6. Change the club's name to "The Eagles 2".

    7. Don't sack Katrien.

    Katrien would choose Millwall Athletic as the new name.

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