Do rich people honestly think these things make them look good?
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Is it the same to have a hair transplant a la wooney and still call it a syrup? I thought Elton also had a hair transplant so your relation might have a cushy job.SantaClaus said:I know that Elton John wears wigs because a member of my family makes them for him. The silly bugger has 2 hairdressers on 24 hour call (week on week off) and they travel the world with him. Sorry if I've shattered anyone's illusions about Elton and his gorgeous follicles.
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Lol. She's just the wig maker. All the 'styling' is down to the hairdresser and Sir Elton.legaladdick said:Santa, is your family member visually challenged or do they have a wicked sense of humour? It looks like he has a dead moggie nestling on his bonce.
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Wow, who knew?SantaClaus said:I know that Elton John wears wigs because a member of my family makes them for him. The silly bugger has 2 hairdressers on 24 hour call (week on week off) and they travel the world with him. Sorry if I've shattered anyone's illusions about Elton and his gorgeous follicles.
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You'll be telling us that he is gay next.North Lower Neil said:
Wow, who knew?SantaClaus said:I know that Elton John wears wigs because a member of my family makes them for him. The silly bugger has 2 hairdressers on 24 hour call (week on week off) and they travel the world with him. Sorry if I've shattered anyone's illusions about Elton and his gorgeous follicles.
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It's all a front. He's a closet hetrosexual. :-)iaitch said:
You'll be telling us that he is gay next.North Lower Neil said:
Wow, who knew?SantaClaus said:I know that Elton John wears wigs because a member of my family makes them for him. The silly bugger has 2 hairdressers on 24 hour call (week on week off) and they travel the world with him. Sorry if I've shattered anyone's illusions about Elton and his gorgeous follicles.
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But he was married?!iaitch said:
You'll be telling us that he is gay next.North Lower Neil said:
Wow, who knew?SantaClaus said:I know that Elton John wears wigs because a member of my family makes them for him. The silly bugger has 2 hairdressers on 24 hour call (week on week off) and they travel the world with him. Sorry if I've shattered anyone's illusions about Elton and his gorgeous follicles.
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I lost most of my hair to alopecia, very much like Jonjo Shelvey. When it got to the point that my head started looking like a world atlas, I just shaved it and have accepted that's the way It has to be henceforth.
Now I can understand that it's different for girls / ladies in this sort of situation, but I am perplexed by blokes, particularly rich old men, who feel the need to wear a syrup. I can take the baldy etc comments and tend to join in the piss taking myself, as I realise there are far, far worse things that many people have to deal with. However, I would find being ridiculed for wearing a syrup totally humiliating.
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Isn't that Napoleon Dynamites' Uncle Rico?c4fcdenmark said:Who is the guy in the middle of top three pictures?
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