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  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    edited June 2016
    You realize you aren't going to lose that half a stone you put on over christmas. Ever.
  • Granpa
    Granpa Posts: 2,995
    You get the same thrill from a rocking chair that you used to get from a roller coaster !
  • SuperCliveMendonca
    SuperCliveMendonca Posts: 912
    you start looking at holiday options with Saga....weblink below if anyone needs it

    http://www.saga.co.uk/
  • To_Be_Franck
    To_Be_Franck Posts: 1,095
    tonyupnorth said:

    ricky_otto said:

    tonyupnorth said:

    Going into a different room in the house, then forgetting what you went in there for

    Especially when you have your iPad with porn hub on the screen in one hand and a box of tissues in the other ((you will need to free on hand up at some point)
    Only need the one tissue nowdays :wink:
    To wipe that solitary tear as you realise what it's all come down to?
  • To_Be_Franck
    To_Be_Franck Posts: 1,095
    CAFC_Norfolk said:

    Taking 10 whole minutes before being ready to have another crack at your missus

    And taking a whole 10 weeks to convince her for round 2
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    Feeling comfy in a small rented bungalow after selling your large 4 bed detached house.
  • milo
    milo Posts: 388

    You’re getting old when you have to intervene in this debate between your kids:

    ‘it’s two’

    ‘no definitely three’

    ‘I can only see two’

    ‘there’s three look’

    - ‘What you arguing about boys?’

    ‘how many chins you’ve got’
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,333
    You start post a comment but can't remember what thread you are on.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    When you start scanning "Clothes by George" emails to see if theres any clobber not on the CL banned list.........
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Grey pubes.

    No one has ever warned me of this.
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  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,127
    Addickted said:

    Grey pubes.

    No one has ever warned me of this.

    You can still see your pubes? Respect
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    T.C.E said:

    When you start scanning "Clothes by George" emails to see if theres any clobber not on the CL banned list.........

    You'll be disappointed :P
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,612
    Addickted said:

    Grey pubes.

    No one has ever warned me of this.

    Never took you as a Rooney.
  • SheffieldRed
    SheffieldRed Posts: 3,772


    When you get closer in age to prime ministers and presidents.


    So it was a great relief that after Ireland scored last night to see Michael Higgins, President of Ireland and know that in at least one country the head of state still appears old enough to be your grandfather.

  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,676
    The hairdresser spends more time on your ears than your head.
  • cazo
    cazo Posts: 1,483
    When you pick up 1p&2p in the street
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    cazo said:

    When you pick up 1p&2p in the street

    Keep it up and you'll have enough money for a Tottenham season ticket
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    SheffieldRed said:



    When you get closer in age to prime ministers and presidents.


    When you start to get further away in age from the same.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Raith_C_Chattonell said:

    The hairdresser spends more time on your ears than your head.

    http://thegroomingguide.com/hair/traditional-hair-singeing/

    This is way to go.
  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996
    When everyone around the pool laughs at your pathetic attempts to get on a lilo.
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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    You paint vinyl-restorer on a manky toe nail and fungal nail treatment on a prized 7" single.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,805
    You listen to Ash 'girl from Mars' and you remember when this was edgy live wire stuff that you understood.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    When a teenager turns up with his mum and grandma at our training paddock and they are all feckin younger than me. :(
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,079
    Toys you were too old to be interest in (Pokemon cards in this instant) are now being sold for 4 figures amounts online.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Friend Or Defoe said:

    Toys you were too old to be interest in (Pokemon cards in this instant) are now being sold for 4 figures amounts online.

    I have got hundreds of those Fecking things in my loft, my son filled books and books of them
  • Redskin
    Redskin Posts: 3,112
    The skin on the back of your hands ripples when you stick them in a Dyson hand dryer.
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,333
    You notice that you are the oldest person in the audience - seeing Wild Beasts at Roundhouse Chalk Farm tonight.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,824
    When you have a cold that seems to last months instead of days
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,824
    When a 'successful night sleep' is not based on how much sleep you got, but the fact you didn't go a piss
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,824
    Twice

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