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  • Red_in_SE8
    Red_in_SE8 Posts: 5,961
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yag8UYhnF7Y
  • olster
    olster Posts: 1,398
    Sure there's a load of developers wondering if they can incorporate AR into their apps...

    Tinder - where you can see the availability of all those who are around you?

    Twitter - where you can see the mindless stream of thoughts streaming out of people in the street?
  • kentaddick
    kentaddick Posts: 18,729
    edited July 2016
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  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Just had an hour of my mates 13 year old son explaining how this works to me in French and all of a sudden it dawned on me, after talkin to 85 year old farmers about their pest problems, after making over 100 visits to the hospital with cams poked in every hole, there's a lot more of this language I gotta learn before I can call meself fluent.......French AND English
  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,867
    Girl at work told me her boyfriend no longer has sex with her because of his obsession with Pokemon go .

    What the hell is that all about?

  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Dave2l said:

    Girl at work told me her boyfriend no longer has sex with her because of his obsession with Pokemon go .

    What the hell is that all about?

    She wants you to take over the role
  • kentaddick
    kentaddick Posts: 18,729
    nth london addick said:

    Dave2l said:

    Girl at work told me her boyfriend no longer has sex with her because of his obsession with Pokemon go .

    What the hell is that all about?

    She wants you to take over the role
    Yeah why the hell else would she be talking to a male co worker about her sex life? She wants the d.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited July 2016
    Dave2l said:

    Girl at work told me her boyfriend no longer has sex with her because of his obsession with Pokemon go .

    What the hell is that all about?

    You need to report her to the police immediately for under age sex. He can't only be anymore than 14 if he's playing Pokemon.

    Meanwhile, you can pick up the pieces.
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,794
    edited July 2016
    Fiiish said:

    cafcnick1992 said:

    Fiiish said:

    Callumcafc said:

    Can he play left wing?
    The pokemon joke there was "How's his Wing Attack?"
    Apologies, my joke was intended for those on this website who have had sex.












    :wink:
    Does it count if it's with oneself?
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,794
    Covered End said:

    Christ on a bike. My 24 year old son was out catching Pokemon until 1am last night.

    My 21 year old, came downstairs at midnight and caught one in the living room.

    Wibble.

    http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/two-fall-from-cliff-reportedly-playing-pokemon-go/ar-BBulWCY?li=BBoPOOl

    I think this is called natural selection, isn't it ?

    Non-survival of the dumbest. Check out the Darwin Awards.
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  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,794
    sam3110 said:

    MuttleyCAFC said:

    I wonder if Nintendo could put selected Pokemon in specific places! If so, a business like a football club could pay them and leak there may be a shiny rare whatsisname at the game! Could be a god earner for everybody. Supermarkets could do similar. I suppose it depends how app was designed, but I'd make that a feature if I was designing it and Nintendo are no mugs!

    Well they have managed to get it to recognise water, ice/snow and desert areas, so I think it would be possible to limit the geolocation and time of Pokemon in that way, but I don't know how viable it is to charge companies for it etc.
    Companies will be queueing up to pay to have rare monsters in their shops, sparsely attended sports stadia, etc.
  • Scoham
    Scoham Posts: 37,380
    edited July 2016
    AddicksAddict said:

    sam3110 said:

    MuttleyCAFC said:

    I wonder if Nintendo could put selected Pokemon in specific places! If so, a business like a football club could pay them and leak there may be a shiny rare whatsisname at the game! Could be a god earner for everybody. Supermarkets could do similar. I suppose it depends how app was designed, but I'd make that a feature if I was designing it and Nintendo are no mugs!

    Well they have managed to get it to recognise water, ice/snow and desert areas, so I think it would be possible to limit the geolocation and time of Pokemon in that way, but I don't know how viable it is to charge companies for it etc.
    Companies will be queueing up to pay to have rare monsters in their shops, sparsely attended sports stadia, etc.
    image
  • boggzy
    boggzy Posts: 3,595
    Scoham said:

    AddicksAddict said:

    sam3110 said:

    MuttleyCAFC said:

    I wonder if Nintendo could put selected Pokemon in specific places! If so, a business like a football club could pay them and leak there may be a shiny rare whatsisname at the game! Could be a god earner for everybody. Supermarkets could do similar. I suppose it depends how app was designed, but I'd make that a feature if I was designing it and Nintendo are no mugs!

    Well they have managed to get it to recognise water, ice/snow and desert areas, so I think it would be possible to limit the geolocation and time of Pokemon in that way, but I don't know how viable it is to charge companies for it etc.
    Companies will be queueing up to pay to have rare monsters in their shops, sparsely attended sports stadia, etc.
    <img src="http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/02444/03_10012004_9ac51a_2444120a.jpg"

    This particular monster appears far too often.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Dave2l said:

    Girl at work told me her boyfriend no longer has sex with her because of his obsession with Pokemon go .

    What the hell is that all about?

    He's Zubatshit crazy
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Scoham said:

    AddicksAddict said:

    sam3110 said:

    MuttleyCAFC said:

    I wonder if Nintendo could put selected Pokemon in specific places! If so, a business like a football club could pay them and leak there may be a shiny rare whatsisname at the game! Could be a god earner for everybody. Supermarkets could do similar. I suppose it depends how app was designed, but I'd make that a feature if I was designing it and Nintendo are no mugs!

    Well they have managed to get it to recognise water, ice/snow and desert areas, so I think it would be possible to limit the geolocation and time of Pokemon in that way, but I don't know how viable it is to charge companies for it etc.
    Companies will be queueing up to pay to have rare monsters in their shops, sparsely attended sports stadia, etc.
    image
    Excellent, a new picture to pin on my dartboard.
  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,867
    kentaddick said:

    nth london addick said:

    Dave2l said:

    Girl at work told me her boyfriend no longer has sex with her because of his obsession with Pokemon go .

    What the hell is that all about?

    She wants you to take over the role
    Yeah why the hell else would she be talking to a male co worker about her sex life? She wants the d.
    The more I think of it. The more I'm really annoyed at myself at how I'm in my bed alone right now.

    Her boyfriend is 30 and obsessively plays Pokemon go.. sounds like a complete joke. Meanwhile she's the Canadian sort that is rather indescribable.

    The conversation did have another female present so I can at least loosen the beat myself up feeling a bit.

  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,867
    Scoham said:

    AddicksAddict said:

    sam3110 said:

    MuttleyCAFC said:

    I wonder if Nintendo could put selected Pokemon in specific places! If so, a business like a football club could pay them and leak there may be a shiny rare whatsisname at the game! Could be a god earner for everybody. Supermarkets could do similar. I suppose it depends how app was designed, but I'd make that a feature if I was designing it and Nintendo are no mugs!

    Well they have managed to get it to recognise water, ice/snow and desert areas, so I think it would be possible to limit the geolocation and time of Pokemon in that way, but I don't know how viable it is to charge companies for it etc.
    Companies will be queueing up to pay to have rare monsters in their shops, sparsely attended sports stadia, etc.
    image
    She's had better photos to be fair to her but Christ she's as ugly here as what she is on the inside.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,983
    kentaddick said:

    image

    Haha as if that's anywhere near to being the same thing
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,099
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  • DamoNorthStand
    DamoNorthStand Posts: 10,935
    Spent all day on the phone trying to register an account for my 8 year old but kept crashing and not working. Something that's supposed to be a bit of enjoyment for the kids has been fucked by a load of adults with nothing better to do.
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  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    To be fair KM doesn't need to pay Nintendo £££ to have invisible monsters at the Valley, we already have invisible players every time the ball goes out for a corner.
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,225
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    Dave2l said:

    Girl at work told me her boyfriend no longer has sex with her because of his obsession with Pokemon go .

    What the hell is that all about?

    He's Zubatshit crazy
    Give her a Slowpoke
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    DamoNorthStand said:

    Spent all day on the phone trying to register an account for me but kept crashing and not working. Something that's supposed to be a bit of enjoyment for me has been fucked by a load of kids with nothing better to do.

  • JiMMy 85
    JiMMy 85 Posts: 10,196
    ValleyGary said:

    kentaddick said:

    image

    Haha as if that's anywhere near to being the same thing
    I'm a gamer, spent much of last night roaming the old west shooting armadillos (yet again). I also do fantasy football (you can win money on that at least). But there's something about this Pokemon thing that bothers me. I just can't quite figure out what.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,983
    JiMMy 85 said:

    ValleyGary said:

    kentaddick said:

    image

    Haha as if that's anywhere near to being the same thing
    I'm a gamer, spent much of last night roaming the old west shooting armadillos (yet again). I also do fantasy football (you can win money on that at least). But there's something about this Pokemon thing that bothers me. I just can't quite figure out what.
    Fantasy Football relates to real events. You're score is determined by something that actually happens. Plus, as you say, you can win money.
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,225
    JiMMy 85 said:

    ValleyGary said:

    kentaddick said:

    image

    Haha as if that's anywhere near to being the same thing
    I'm a nonce, spent much of last night roaming the old west shooting armadillos (yet again). I also do fantasy football (you can win money on that at least). But there's something about this Pokemon thing that bothers me. I just can't quite figure out what.
  • RedPanda
    RedPanda Posts: 4,987
    CAFCsayer said:

    JiMMy 85 said:

    ValleyGary said:

    kentaddick said:

    image

    Haha as if that's anywhere near to being the same thing
    I'm a nonce, spent much of last night roaming the old west shooting armadillos (yet again). I also do fantasy football (you can win money on that at least). But there's something about this Pokemon thing that bothers me. I just can't quite figure out what.
    That is a really, really lame attempt at humour.
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,225
    RedPanda said:

    CAFCsayer said:

    JiMMy 85 said:

    ValleyGary said:

    kentaddick said:

    image

    Haha as if that's anywhere near to being the same thing
    I'm a nonce, spent much of last night roaming the old west shooting armadillos (yet again). I also do fantasy football (you can win money on that at least). But there's something about this Pokemon thing that bothers me. I just can't quite figure out what.
    That is a really, really lame attempt at humour.
    Agreed :smile:
  • kentaddick
    kentaddick Posts: 18,729
    ValleyGary said:

    JiMMy 85 said:

    ValleyGary said:

    kentaddick said:

    image

    Haha as if that's anywhere near to being the same thing
    I'm a gamer, spent much of last night roaming the old west shooting armadillos (yet again). I also do fantasy football (you can win money on that at least). But there's something about this Pokemon thing that bothers me. I just can't quite figure out what.
    Fantasy Football relates to real events. You're score is determined by something that actually happens. Plus, as you say, you can win money.
    Still a bit noncey though.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,983
    kentaddick said:

    ValleyGary said:

    JiMMy 85 said:

    ValleyGary said:

    kentaddick said:

    image

    Haha as if that's anywhere near to being the same thing
    I'm a gamer, spent much of last night roaming the old west shooting armadillos (yet again). I also do fantasy football (you can win money on that at least). But there's something about this Pokemon thing that bothers me. I just can't quite figure out what.
    Fantasy Football relates to real events. You're score is determined by something that actually happens. Plus, as you say, you can win money.
    Still a bit noncey though.
    Only if you're Graham Rix

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