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"Nul point"?

Off_it
Off_it Posts: 28,939
edited May 2007 in Other Football and Sports
What is the point of the Eurovision Song Contest?

If ever there is an advert for NOT getting closer to Europe then this is it. Over 3 hours of total cringeworthy shite at primetime on a Saturday night - it's completely embarrassing!
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  • F-Blocker
    F-Blocker Posts: 3,409
    Only 19 points? We were robbed!

    Mind you, those Russian girls...! Phwoar! :o)

    Did anyone else think AFKA Bartram was performing Turkey's song?
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,615
    Off_it, you made the mistake of trying to watch it sober, didn't you?
  • F-Blocker
    F-Blocker Posts: 3,409
    [cite]Posted By: aliwibble[/cite]Off_it, you made the mistake of trying to watch it sober, didn't you?
    BIG mistake!
    You need to stock-up on beers and nibbles - then it's a right laugh!
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,939
    [cite]Posted By: F-Blocker[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: aliwibble[/cite]Off_it, you made the mistake of trying to watch it sober, didn't you?
    BIG mistake!
    You need to stock-up on beers and nibbles - then it's a right laugh!

    Luckilly I never actually saw much of it. Switched over and saw a fat Christopher Biggins lookalike in drag and then again for all of the eastern bloc countries voting for each other. I don't think I missed much. Saw the extra from Prisoner Cell Block H who won it - oooh what a looker!
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,615
    edited May 2007
    [cite]Posted By: F-Blocker[/cite]Only 19 points? We were robbed!
    I thought we were lucky to get those. I mean, the Maltese gave us 12 points for god's sake.
    Did anyone else think AFKA Bartram was performing Turkey's song?
    Was that the one that Wogan described as looking like "Chris Moyle's younger brother"?
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,918
    lol, i've just come home from a party and had to fast forward to Turkey ! Kenan Dogolu ?? You are having a laugh, nothing like me !!

    Talking of laughs, just saw Ukraine's entry, LOL
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,326
    [cite]Posted By: AFKA Bartram[/cite] and had to fast forward to Turkey !

    You recorded it! And people make jokes about WSS and his love of musicals ;-)
  • F-Blocker
    F-Blocker Posts: 3,409
    [cite]Posted By: aliwibble[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: F-Blocker[/cite]Only 19 points? We were robbed!
    I thought we were lucky to get those. I mean, the Maltese gave us 12 points for god's sake.
    It had all the ingredients of a classic Eurovision song. Maybe it was a little too classic though - about 5-8 years behind the times.
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,234
    Try watching it with the sound switched off...its much better. The voting is the exciting part! I cant wait not to hear the winner....And why were British Airways representing the UK or was it Captain Scarlet?
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,135
    We could have Elton John, George Michael or the Rolling Stones representing us and we still wouldn't win.

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  • BDL
    BDL Posts: 6,004
    The mad thing about it all is that the UK, Germany, Spain and France put more money into Eurovision than all the other countries combined, yet we all get nowhere.

    If the "Big" 4 pull out (as is rumoured) the whole thing will collapse.

    As I've said for years, We are the Millwall of Eurovision - No one likes us!
  • Tavern
    Tavern Posts: 7,682
    We never get anything
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,234
    It could be a reaction to us being in Iraq or could it be coz our entry was crap?
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,939
    edited May 2008
    Ha ha - I knew I'd started a thread on this last year.

    A joke's a joke but this is just too much. Not another penny of licence fee money should be spent on this drivel. I'd rather watch a whole evening of Steven Segal films than that dross.
  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    im sure thats for bank holiday monday,along with your comics of course.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,939
    Mate, if I'm supposed to be Comic Book Guy then I reckon that makes you Cletus Spuckler!
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,202
    [cite]Posted By: BDL[/cite]The mad thing about it all is that the UK, Germany, Spain and France put more money into Eurovision than all the other countries combined, yet we all get nowhere.

    If the "Big" 4 pull out (as is rumoured) the whole thing will collapse.

    As I've said for years, We are the Millwall of Eurovision - No one likes us!

    Spot on Davey mate. At the risk of sounding like I take it seriously, it has all become about making political statements, I feel sorry for the artists from the big countries (although no-one forces them into it), and though it's not my type of music, I thought the UK entry was a fair effort, and without childish gimmicks.

    As Sir Tel's commentary is the only thing that makes it worth watching, I would not be surprised if UK withdrawl coincides with his retirement...
  • F-Blocker
    F-Blocker Posts: 3,409
    edited May 2008
    I've always loved Eurovision, but I think we need to stop splashing the licence fee cash on it now.
  • pete_tong1
    pete_tong1 Posts: 2,653
    'The mad thing about it all is that the UK, Germany, Spain and France put more money into Eurovision than all the other countries combined, yet we all get nowhere.

    If the "Big" 4 pull out (as is rumoured) the whole thing will collapse.

    As I've said for years, We are the Millwall of Eurovision - No one likes us! '


    Lets hope we not only come out of Eurovision we come out of the European Union. Which provides all the politians in the EU a nice little gravy train whilst the hard working people of the European continenent are paying for these thieves.
  • stoneroses19
    stoneroses19 Posts: 7,284
    I can't stand it, but did turn over just as a load of pirates were singing and dancing. Pretty funny, even though im sure they were very serious about it.

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  • ISawLeaburnScore
    ISawLeaburnScore Posts: 9,779
    Brilliantly funny TV - we had Pirates, a young Jimmy Saville ice skating, some unbelievable facial hair and side burns, a golf cart and a man with an axe - what more could you want?!

    Unfortunately, though ours was quite good, I wonder why nobody realised that even in this day and age nobody from Eastern Europe (three quarters of the entrants) are going to vote for a black person.
  • stoneroses19
    stoneroses19 Posts: 7,284
    [cite]Posted By: ISawLeaburnScore[/cite] Unfortunately, though ours was quite good, I wonder why nobody realised that even in this day and age nobody from Eastern Europe (three quarters of the entrants) are going to vote for a black person.

    I thought the point was, no one in eastern europe votes for uk, no matter white, black or animal.
  • Living in France of course I was firmly behind the "Geezer with the Golf Cart and The Bearded Ladies" having given up any expectation of a Brit win years ago. I think France have also realised what's what and are also going down the road of just taking the pee out of it these days too. BTW how anyone can NOT enjoy a spectacle involving singing pirates, kniting brides, 1980's naff rockers and 80 year old rappers??? What do you want on a dull Saturday night???
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,615
    And the spanish entry with the dodgy bearded bloke and the apparently pissed backing singers - how the hell did that get more than 50 points?
  • BDL
    BDL Posts: 6,004
    edited May 2008
    [cite]Posted By: aliwibble[/cite]And the spanish entry with the dodgy bearded bloke and the apparently pissed backing singers - how the hell did that get more than 50 points?

    They got 10 of those points from us!
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,669
    If eurovision was a football club.. Which one would it be ? Tacky, Camp, boring, trashy, outdated.....Must be Palace
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,939
    [cite]Posted By: ShootersHillGuru[/cite]If eurovision was a football club.. Which one would it be ? Tacky, Camp, boring, trashy, outdated.....Must be Palace

    And limp.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,429
    [cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: ShootersHillGuru[/cite]If eurovision was a football club.. Which one would it be ? Tacky, Camp, boring, trashy, outdated.....Must be Palace

    And limp.

    Not forgetting "The Programme of the Eighties" ; )
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,669
    lol
  • leftbehind
    leftbehind Posts: 8,581
    farce

    time to get out of it