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Valley11
Valley11 Posts: 12,016
in General Charlton
From the BBC gossip column:

Crystal Palace boss Alan Pardew has promised a new brand of football at Selhurst Park this season, with a view to using the tika-taka style employed by Spanish champions Barcelona.(City AM)
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  • BDL
    BDL Posts: 6,004
    edited August 2016
    He really can't help himself can he?


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    Most arrogant, up his own ar$e, cockwomble I have ever had the displeasure to meet.
  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,880
    BDL said:

    He really can't help himself can he?


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    Most arrogant, up his own ar$e, cockwomble I have ever had the displeasure to meet.

    Such a twat.

    Not a violent person but if I ever met him I would actually want pardew to provoke me, only a little bit, so I'd have "the right" to punch him on the nose
  • palarsehater
    palarsehater Posts: 12,304
    always tees himself up for failure, quick question what would people rather, palace relegated or millwall win the league?
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,416
    What kind of a question is that? Palace relegated obviously!
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,213
    palarsehater said:

    always tees himself up for failure, quick question what would people rather, palace relegated or millwall, or we win the league?

    I think that's what you meant to say, PH?
  • palarsehater
    palarsehater Posts: 12,304
    i mean palace and millwall both stay in the leagues they are in now come end of the season for the sake of it we finish 8th, or millwall win the league and palace get relegated?
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,416
    palarsehater said:

    i mean palace and millwall both stay in the leagues they are in now come end of the season for the sake of it we finish 8th, or millwall win the league and palace get relegated?

    I'd take the Millwall win and palace relegated, hate seeing the stripey tossers doing well
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,421
    Is there a decent Indian around Selhurst because the closest that big nosed cnut is going to get with those stripey twats is a chicken tikka!
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Thought this was gonna be about the jihadi bride from London getting bombed by the Ruskies
  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,880
    Palace relegated.

    I don't give a toss about Millwall, personally.

    Can't stand it every time they reach Wembley in one form or another though.

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  • addickfanatic
    addickfanatic Posts: 1,113
    What an idiot. He doesn't learn, didn't the ridicule after the premature celebration dance teach him anything.
  • robroy
    robroy Posts: 4,462
    Palace relegated. Although, if Millwall go up that is an extra 4-6 points next season
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    edited August 2016
    Dave2l said:

    BDL said:

    He really can't help himself can he?


    image

    Most arrogant, up his own ar$e, cockwomble I have ever had the displeasure to meet.

    Such a twat.

    Not a violent person but if I ever met him I would actually want pardew to provoke me, only a little bit, so I'd have "the right" to punch him on the nose
    Well, you'd have plenty to aim at.... :wink:
  • SDAddick
    SDAddick Posts: 14,490
    edited August 2016
    Valley11 said:

    From the BBC gossip column:

    Crystal Palace boss Alan Pardew has promised a new brand of football at Selhurst Park this season, with a view to using the tika-taka style employed by Spanish champions Barcelona.(City AM)

    First thought at reading thread title: "The fuck do I need a laugh for have you seen the ABC letter?!?!?!"

    Thought upon reading thread: "GET IN!!!!"
  • SDAddick
    SDAddick Posts: 14,490
    BDL said:

    He really can't help himself can he?


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    Most arrogant, up his own ar$e, cockwomble I have ever had the displeasure to meet.

    This will never stop being funny.

    Interesting to hear you say that BDL. There are plenty of people in football who don't come across well on telly or in the media. For instance, I'm not a huge fan of how Allardyce comes across at time, or Steve Bruce. But I suspect that if I met them, they'd probably be alright blokes.

    Pardew strikes me as the type who would somehow be worse in person.
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,696
    Valley11 said:

    From the BBC gossip column:

    Crystal Palace boss Alan Pardew has promised a new brand of football at Selhurst Park this season, with a view to using the tika-taka style employed by Spanish champions Barcelona.(City AM)

    The new brand palace version will be called 'pulla-plonka'
  • Sage
    Sage Posts: 7,290
    To actually adopt and develop a brand new style of football, you've actually got to be a very good coach to achieve it. Which coaching wise, Pardew is not. No doubt that he only said this to try to be mates with Guardiola, all without knowing that Pep actually hates the term. (As do I, personally)

    The big nosed twat just can't help himself with most things, but it's great as he sets himself up every time for a big fall. Think I may have mentioned before, but the year he was signing things outside the shop we had in Bexleyheath, he was an embarrassment to the way he spoke to people. Patronising prick.

    Anything to do with him, I want to fail, so the longer he is at Palace, the better in my opinion.
  • Atletico Addick
    Atletico Addick Posts: 5,843
    Sage said:

    To actually adopt and develop a brand new style of football, you've actually got to be a very good coach to achieve it. Which coaching wise, Pardew is not. No doubt that he only said this to try to be mates with Guardiola, all without knowing that Pep actually hates the term. (As do I, personally)

    The big nosed twat just can't help himself with most things, but it's great as he sets himself up every time for a big fall. Think I may have mentioned before, but the year he was signing things outside the shop we had in Bexleyheath, he was an embarrassment to the way he spoke to people. Patronising prick.

    Anything to do with him, I want to fail, so the longer he is at Palace, the better in my opinion.

    Sounds the ideal fit for RD & KM, don't tempt them...
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,797
    I honestly don't hate him! He lost his way managing us but was a good player for us which I remember well!
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,946
    Well they nicked the kit design a few years back so it was only a matter of time before they try to nick something else, the no-history no Mark wankers.

    Surely it's time they had another change of nickname?

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  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,257
    Palace can stay up forever if the scum continue to flounder below us
    Seriously it may be near as the crow flies but takes an eternity to get there, it's the black hole of south London , probably cos its in Surrey
    The majority of Palace fans are harmless geeks who sing geeky songs , I don't care who they copy at least they try and make some noise
    As for the scum , well all you kids will find out one day how nice they are once we get that last minute winner
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 23,021
    Valley11 said:

    From the BBC gossip column:

    Crystal Palace boss Alan Pardew has promised a new brand of football at Selhurst Park this season, with a view to using the tika-taka style employed by Spanish champions Barcelona.(City AM)

    I hope he tries - it'll be a disaster.

  • Granpa
    Granpa Posts: 2,995
    Fancy a laugh ? No thanks, I'm off to the Valley.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,421
    edited August 2016
    Ah ha hah ha ha hah ha!
  • 3G
    3G Posts: 737
    oohaahmortimer said:

    Palace can stay up forever if the scum continue to flounder below us
    Seriously it may be near as the crow flies but takes an eternity to get there, it's the black hole of south London , probably cos its in Surrey
    The majority of Palace fans are harmless geeks who sing geeky songs , I don't care who they copy at least they try and make some noise
    As for the scum , well all you kids will find out one day how nice they are once we get that last minute winner

    Re-posted from 2009.
  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,880
    Palace 0-1 west brom

    Pulls said they hardly tested them.

    Yes, it's time to compare yourself to Barcelona.
  • Scoham
    Scoham Posts: 37,538
    Looked this up and it seems all he said was something about retaining the ball more. Shame.

    http://www.cityam.com/247430/alan-pardew-eager-crystal-palace-adopt-tiki-taka-style-new
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,766
    Crystal Palace are ready to bid for West Ham striker Andy Carroll, 27, if they fail to sign Liverpool forward Christian Benteke, 25. (Daily Express)

    Seems to fit the Barca style.
  • All_Thaid_Up
    All_Thaid_Up Posts: 2,293
    Bolaise signed by Everton - Very happy about this as I know longer have a palace player in my Fantasy team
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,832

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