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"You can stick your stupid contracts up your arse"

I just hope no one sings this not particularly constructive song tomorrow as they might be asked to sign an absolutely bonkers contract.
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  • SouthWest_Addicks
    SouthWest_Addicks Posts: 6,308
    edited August 2016
    Stick and stones will break our bones but tweets will get us banned.
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,891
    And don't forget to smile whilst you are all on candid camera :smiley:
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,090
    Naaah, course we won't sing it
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,336
    stonemuse said:

    Naaah, course we won't sing it

    Glad to hear that.

    Would hate to hear this sung tomorrow.
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,108
    "stupid" ? Might be subject to a remix.
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,090

    stonemuse said:

    Naaah, course we won't sing it

    Glad to hear that.

    Would hate to hear this sung tomorrow.
    As if we would ...nope they don't need to worry about that
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,090
    se9addick said:

    "stupid" ? Might be subject to a remix.

    Now, that could be possible :wink:
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,925
    se9addick said:

    "stupid" ? Might be subject to a remix.

    That was my,first thought....
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,336

    se9addick said:

    "stupid" ? Might be subject to a remix.

    That was my,first thought....
    Surely no one would sing "you can stuck your fucking contracts up your arse"?

    I would be shocked and dismayed if it was.
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,090

    se9addick said:

    "stupid" ? Might be subject to a remix.

    That was my,first thought....
    Surely no one would sing "you can stuck your fucking contracts up your arse"?

    I would be shocked and dismayed if it was.
    Potty mouth

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  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,891

    se9addick said:

    "stupid" ? Might be subject to a remix.

    That was my,first thought....
    Surely no one would sing "you can stuck your fucking contracts up your arse"?

    I would be shocked and dismayed if it was.
    You been on the sauce Henners?
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,421
    edited August 2016
    To the tune of the Jackson Five

    A..B..C
    IT DONT MEAN SHIT TO ME
    THIS COUNTRY'S FREE YOU SEE
    A..B..C
    YOU RD
    GO FUCK OFF WE'RE FREE


    Well, I tried!
  • I thought none if you were going to the match?
  • Print thousands of them and force them up cahones arse
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,241
    Shoot that ABC up you're arseeee

  • Curb_It said:

    Shoot that ABC up you're arseeee

    Doesn't scan ;-)
  • Essex_Al
    Essex_Al Posts: 3,588
    After you in starting the singing then Henry?

    Oh no, just loading the gun!
  • DamoNorthStand
    DamoNorthStand Posts: 10,985
    The best suggestion on this site I have seen has got to be 1 nil to the North Korea if we go one up.
  • TelMc32
    TelMc32 Posts: 9,070
    Essex_Al said:

    After you in starting the singing then Henry?

    Oh no, just loading the gun!

    A lot of good songwriters can't hold a tune and don't try to @Essex_Al

    Not saying @Henry Irving is a good songwriter...or a good singer come to that.

    Just saying!! :smiley:
  • waldo
    waldo Posts: 495

    I thought none if you were going to the match?

    Fair Point!!

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  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,336

    I thought none if you were going to the match?

    You thought very wrong then.

    I havent bought a ST for the first time since 1980.

    Never said I wasn't going to games. Thanks free SE7 tickets and @tom-hovi

    I think you'll find that there will be plenty of other protesters inside the ground too. Sorry to disappoint but we're not going away.
  • We'll say what we want
    We'll say what we wannnntt
    Fuck your ABC
    We'll say what we want
  • flyingkiwiDK
    flyingkiwiDK Posts: 5,730
    Contract...you're having a laugh
    Contract, Contract...you're having a laugh
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    So.
    And what is the song for Roger if you don't like it you can eff off Johnson?
  • Essex_Al
    Essex_Al Posts: 3,588
    TelMc32 said:

    Essex_Al said:

    After you in starting the singing then Henry?

    Oh no, just loading the gun!

    A lot of good songwriters can't hold a tune and don't try to @Essex_Al

    Not saying @Henry Irving is a good songwriter...or a good singer come to that.

    Just saying!! :smiley:
    That's nice!

    I'm sure he will be conducting the choir then whilst enjoying his freebie!

    Just saying :wink:
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    I am getting a freebie due to not having a season ticket for the first time in 45 years, and knowing an SE7 resident.
    Just saying.
  • I thought none if you were going to the match?

    You thought very wrong then.

    I havent bought a ST for the first time since 1980.

    Never said I wasn't going to games. Thanks free SE7 tickets and @tom-hovi

    I think you'll find that there will be plenty of other protesters inside the ground too. Sorry to disappoint but we're not going away.
    Lighten up ffs Ben...

    Are you the only one allowed to make a joke?
  • Essex_Al
    Essex_Al Posts: 3,588
    seth plum said:

    I am getting a freebie due to not having a season ticket for the first time in 45 years, and knowing an SE7 resident.
    Just saying.

    Sponger!

    Just saying!
  • C4FC4L1f3
    C4FC4L1f3 Posts: 1,917
    Heeeeey! hey Miere! Oh ah! I wanna knoooow if I'm on your list!
  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 6,018
    seth plum said:

    So.
    And what is the song for Roger if you don't like it you can eff off Johnson?

    Bloody hell I'd forgotten about him!! Every day there's some new balls-up to sing about.

    Bloody CL. I need to get back to work!