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Carbrini without Sportswear

AFKABartram
AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
edited June 2008 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
If we're going to have to highlight the apparrel of the chavtastic youth, then i would much prefer it if it was just Carbrini rather than Carbrini Sportswear. That way we could convince others that this Carbrini is something else.

But what could Carbrini be ?

1. A new rum-based mixer drink about to hit the shelves
2. A small island just off Sicily looking to boost tourism
3. The new Fiat Carbrini, a two-door soft top

What else ?

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  • C_f_W
    C_f_W Posts: 1,433
    edited June 2008
    The next top supermodel, so fit she's known just by her surname
  • Glass half empty
    Glass half empty Posts: 2,084
    The new number one baby girls name chosen by 14 year chavs taking top spot from Chardonay
  • kigelia
    kigelia Posts: 2,582
    A seaweed based car shampoo.
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    Man City's new multimillion pound Italian striker
  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,214
    Vicky Pollard in her new Pink Carbrini Tracksuit on the halfway line first home game of the season.
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    The Lidl competitor for Blue Nun & Leabfraumilch
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    The new Cabrini buggy, with small engine and gears so the tiny chav can go to the offy and buy mum's fags all by themself.
  • WhenIwasLittleBoy
    WhenIwasLittleBoy Posts: 5,430
    a pasta dish
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    [cite]Posted By: WhenIwasLittleBoy[/cite]a pasta dish

    I like it !

    Mussels Carprini, which is mussels on a bed of penne, mised with saffron, spinach and red pepper sauce.
  • Glass half empty
    Glass half empty Posts: 2,084
    [cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: WhenIwasLittleBoy[/cite]a pasta dish

    I like it !

    Mussels Carprini, which is mussels on a bed of penne, mised with saffron, spinach and red pepper sauce.

    All servede in a rather fetching red and white bowl
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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    The name of Posh n Becks next nipper
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Carbrini - the celebrated welsh tenor who sings O sole mio and about his new car the nissan dorma before our next home game ;)
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    A cheap Italian sparkling white wine, selling for £2.99 in Lidl.
  • ISawLeaburnScore
    ISawLeaburnScore Posts: 9,779
    [cite]Posted By: BlackForestReds[/cite]A cheap Italian sparkling white wine, selling for £2.99 in Lidl.

    exactly what i think! Bleedin' Lambrini.
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    carbrini - the new fragrance for men from calvin klein.
  • ISawLeaburnScore
    ISawLeaburnScore Posts: 9,779
    Don't say that PBS, I wear CK bloody aftershave, put me right off
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    [cite]Posted By: ISawLeaburnScore[/cite] I wear CK bloody aftershave,

    vampire
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,956
    I'm surprised that nobody's spotted the obvious acronym:

    Charlton Athletic Rabble Better Realise Improvement Needed Immediately
  • JWADDICK
    JWADDICK Posts: 846
    [cite]Posted By: Glass half empty[/cite]The new number one baby girls name chosen by 14 year chavs taking top spot from Chardonay

    My ex is admissions secretary in a school and she swears that they have one girl there who rejoices in the name Ciabatta. I kid you not.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,956
    Perhaps it's two names, Cia Batta. Has she got a sister called Fanny?
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  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    i like your thinking idle PMSL
  • bloodnut
    bloodnut Posts: 2,146
    Futuristic Gallini?
  • WhenIwasLittleBoy
    WhenIwasLittleBoy Posts: 5,430
    Italian version of police specials
  • D_F_T
    D_F_T Posts: 1,154
    edited June 2008
    And the silliest one of all......a new brand of sportswear from JD Sports
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    edited June 2008
    [cite]Posted By: D_F_T[/cite]And the silliest one of all......a new brand of sportswear from JD Sports

    No, I can't believe that JD Sports would invent a brand as naff sounding as Carbrini...
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,206
    Have to say that I was impressed when I saw a jacket like this in St James's yestreday.

    Maybe not the right sort of brand but not much chance of going under
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,018
    Surely everyone knows its an engine cleaner used in high performance cars. The name is a contraction of carburettor rinse.

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