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Competition: Best - "The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but..." one liner

Henry Irving
Henry Irving Posts: 85,210
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"The @Telegraph tried to sting Meire but she was on holiday. Again."
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  • cafcwill
    cafcwill Posts: 1,286
    "The @Telegraph tried to sting Meire but she was too busy interviewing 400 managers in an hour."
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,832
    The Telegraph tried to sting Meire but she already had her foot in mouth
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    "The @Telegraph tried to sting @DaveMehmet but he is used to salt and vinegar dildos."
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,993
    "The @Telegraph tried to sting Meire but she claimed that she had received "extreme abuse" from them."
  • cafcwill
    cafcwill Posts: 1,286
    The Telegraph tried to sting Meire but Chris Parkes was busy so she couldn't attend
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but could not be bothered after seeing Ronald McDonald and Krusty the Klown were in charge.
  • twiggyaddick
    twiggyaddick Posts: 1,564
    The Telegraph tried to sting Meire but they swiped the wrong way on Tinder
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but CARD told them there was nothing to see here, we got this.
  • Phantom_User
    Phantom_User Posts: 655
    The Telegraph tried to sting Roland, but he thought they were interested in investing in a billboard, so left it to Meire to ignore the emails for 3 months
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  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited September 2016
    The telegraph tried to sting Sue Parkes but she was so pissed up from the free bar that she couldn't even speak.
  • cafcwill
    cafcwill Posts: 1,286
    "The Telegraph tried to sting Meire but it clashed with her Pilates class."
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,821
    The Telegraph tried to sting Meire but unfortunately she was on holiday.

    They tried again 4 months later but she was on holiday, again.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,832
    The telegraph tried to sting Meire but stupidly turned up at 1030
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,651
    The Telegraph tried to sting Katrien but unfortunately puppets don't feel pain.
  • cafcwill
    cafcwill Posts: 1,286
    "The Telegraph tried to sting Driesen but because he was under 18 he couldn't get into the bar where the meeting was"
  • iamdan
    iamdan Posts: 2,421
    The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but Miere was holidaying and Thomas Driesen was taking first team training.
  • Anna_Kissed
    Anna_Kissed Posts: 3,302
    edited September 2016
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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,821
    The Telegraph tried to sting Meire but they lost their bottle and placed their bung in one of the Amnesty bins....
  • SDAddick
    SDAddick Posts: 14,467
    The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but honestly, what the fuck could they say behind closed doors that they haven't said in public?
  • PassItToLeaburn
    PassItToLeaburn Posts: 1,457
    The Telegraph tried to sting Sue Perks but they'd left the snacks in the anteroom and couldn't get her to join the actual meeting.
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
    The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but the club knocked the bung down to an undisclosed fee with no add ons or benefit to CAFC and in fact ended up paying the Telegraph for the privilege of being tapped up.
  • SDAddick
    SDAddick Posts: 14,467
    ricky_otto said:

    The telegraph tried to sting Sue Parkes but she was so pissed from the free bar that she couple even speak.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bop4rr6sUQo
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,755
    The Telegraph tried to sting {...} but {...} and {...}.
  • Garrymanilow
    Garrymanilow Posts: 13,159
    "The @Telegraph tried to sting Meire but they rolled up on the day and couldn't afford the additional charge"
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,590
    The @Telegraph tried to sting Meire but they had to put their wires in the amnesty bin.
  • limeygent
    limeygent Posts: 3,217
    The Telegraph tried to sting Meire but she was busy sucking bowling balls through a garden hose.
  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 1,128
    The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but couldn't find the owner.

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