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Competition: Best - "The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but..." one liner

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  • Redvaliant
    Redvaliant Posts: 514
    The Telegraph tried to sting Meire but realised you only get flies around shit.
  • kielyskickingboots
    kielyskickingboots Posts: 564
    The Telegraph tried to sting KM but she wouldn't budge from her figure of 'only 2%'. Though she did promise them they'd get to see the stars of the future and have a whole new customer experience.
  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 1,128
    edited September 2016
    The Telegraph tried to sting Miere but couldn't be heard over the house music.
  • dizzee
    dizzee Posts: 5,616
    The Telegraph tried to sting our Meire and Roland but ... turns out the telegraph is an STD cause now we got a stinging a c*** and a dick.
  • cafcnick1992
    cafcnick1992 Posts: 7,413
    The Telegraph tried to sting Meire but carburéacteur ne peut pas fondre les poutres d'acier
  • 25May98
    25May98 Posts: 712
    The telegraph tried to sting Meire and the meeting was meant to take place in the Millers Arms but it was completely rammed on singles night.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,805
    The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but the toxic smell of failure coming from the Baordroom put them off and they went to a more fragrant venue, Blackpool.
  • Jayajosh
    Jayajosh Posts: 2,877
    The Telegraph tried to sting Meire but decided not to waste their time.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,019
    The Telegraph tried to sting Duchatelet but couldn't get past his home made body armour.

    Duck Tape
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,805
    Slightly worried you have that photo to photoshop his head onto.

    Just saying.
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  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,943
    Alwaysneil said:

    Slightly worried you have that photo to photoshop his head onto.

    Just saying.

    Photoshop?
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,127
    edited September 2016
    The Telegraph tried to sting Charlton but were so enchanted by the unique new customer experience that they completely forgot the reason for being there

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