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The protest v Coventry: what ISN'T happening

Chizz
Chizz Posts: 28,331
edited October 2016 in General Charlton
I am sure there are people who work for Charlton who look at this forum from time to time. Maybe for ideas about team and staff personnel, maybe to learn more about the mood of fans and quite possibly to see if they can learn intelligence about what plans there are for match disruption, as part of the protest against the ownership. So in fairness to the club, I thought it might be a good idea to let them know of some things that are *not* being planned. So they can concentrate their efforts on combatting more likely scenarios.

So, I am prepared to go first. I am NOT planning to get to the ground at 4:00am on the day and superglue and padlock the gates shut. So there is absolutely, definitely no point in the club making any preparation to ensure there is security at the ground at 4:00 in the morning, to cover all gates.

Does anyone else want to share things they are definitely not going to do? Just to ensure the club doesn't have to waste time and effort protecting against them?
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  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,998
    I will not be waiting next to the club shop from midday onwards so that I can welcome Daisy when she (eventually) arrives.
  • TellyTubby
    TellyTubby Posts: 3,550
    I won't be taking my .22 rifle during the night to shoot out the floodlights.
  • TellyTubby
    TellyTubby Posts: 3,550
    I won't be pelting the director's box with durian fruit.
    https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2014/feb/03/durian-worlds-smelliest-fruit-sale-britain
  • Atletico Addick
    Atletico Addick Posts: 5,843
    I definitely won't be flying a drone over the field of play carrying a Roland out banner.
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,031
    I won't be hanging a bed sheet over the squirrel's hooter!
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,912
    Chizz said:

    I am sure there are people who work for Charlton who look at this forum from time to time. Maybe for ideas about team and staff personnel, maybe to learn more about the mood of fans and quite possibly to see if they can learn intelligence about what plans there are for match disruption, as part of the protest against the ownership. So in fairness to the club, I thought it might be a good idea to let them know of some things that are *not* being planned. So they can concentrate their efforts on combatting more likely scenarios.

    So, I am prepared to go first. I am NOT planning to get to the ground at 4:00am on the day and superglue and padlock the gates shut. So there is absolutely, definitely no point in the club making any preparation to ensure there is security at the ground at 4:00 in the morning, to cover all gates.

    Does anyone else want to share things they are definitely not going to do? Just to ensure the club doesn't have to waste time and effort protecting against them?

    I'd recommend not using padlocks and chain rather than not using superglue.
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,031
    Arsenetatters said:

    I definitely won't be wearing a Tony the testicle costume

    Go as a camel, he always seems to have the hump.
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,912
    I'm not going to release 2000 pigeons in the SE corner.
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  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    edited October 2016
    I'm not releasing an army of killer moles with fireworks strapped to their moley backs which, when ignited, will see them emerge from below the centre circle at 3.15 and create a pyrotechnic display with the letters R A I L and an arrow.
    no.
    I wont be releasing them in front of the Jimmy Seed stand on Friday night, about 11pm,

    PS, and if you stop me and my moley mates you are without doubt the biggest bunch of Belgian wankers ever to walk the planet.

    And I wont be held responsible for my moley-mucker reprisals against you and your genitals.
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,912
    I'm not going to throw my pencil case in disgust.
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    I won't put a 'Kick Me' post-it on the match day ball.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    Arsenetatters said:

    I definitely won't be wearing a Tony the testicle costume

    You know you want too. ;)
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  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    Do not try and stop me. I have friends in high places.

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  • Ted\'s Addicksson
    Ted\'s Addicksson Posts: 555
    Arsenetatters said:

    I definitely won't be wearing a Tony the testicle costume



    Cheers Mrs Tatters, I would appreciate that!
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,912
    I will not be throwing tic tacs at Mare from an unnamed position.
  • Er_Be_Ab_Pl_Wo_Wo_Ch
    Er_Be_Ab_Pl_Wo_Wo_Ch Posts: 1,785
    I'm not going on the pitch.
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  • LoOkOuT
    LoOkOuT Posts: 10,855
    edited October 2016
    I won't be smoking in the Upper North Toilets whilst runnning the hot water taps and leaving them on, full blast, when I waltz out.
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,763
    I'm not going to be releasing stink bombs in the West Stand lounges.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,961
    I most definitely won't be taking delivery of several hundred urinal cakes with the SMTs faces printed on them
  • twiggyaddick
    twiggyaddick Posts: 1,564
    I definately wont be bringing in yellow cake uranium
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,990
    No one is going to smash up the toilets.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,845
    I definitely wont be going, so none of any shenanigans that may - or may not - go on are down to me, m'lud.
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,990
    No one will be bringing their rubbish for the tip and dumping it near the entrance.
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,559
    I won't be handcuffing myself to the gates to stop the away coach getting in or slashing their coach tyres at The Marriott, Bexleyheath.
  • IAgree
    IAgree Posts: 1,839
    I won't be going to the match.

    I will be mowing my lawn.
  • Lazy_eye_metaphor
    Lazy_eye_metaphor Posts: 1,959
    I can categorically state that I will not be doing an impersonation of Anthony Wedgwood Benn whilst simultaneously balancing a 60lb halibut on my head.

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