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Russell Slade's Birthday 10 October - what's on his present list?

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  • SDAddick
    SDAddick Posts: 14,535

    16,000 lol's is a nonsense, do you pay these people?

    You've definitely gotten a lot of lols off my @ricky_otto, where's my cash?
  • SDAddick said:

    16,000 lol's is a nonsense, do you pay these people?

    You've definitely gotten a lot of lols off my @ricky_otto, where's my cash?
    Knew it all along, bribery!
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited October 2016
    SDAddick said:

    16,000 lol's is a nonsense, do you pay these people?

    You've definitely gotten a lot of lols off my @ricky_otto, where's my cash?
    I've spent it on fine wine, high class hookers and Class A's.

    whatever was left over was spent by elfs in Bury.
  • Gastric band?

    Extra large of course.
  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,420
    edited October 2016
    Heated arm warmers so he can keep his arms folded for 90 minutes and still feel nice and cosy.
  • Steak and a blow job like most blokes

    I have a lot of birthdays, but I just don't get any blowjobs off of woman.
    There I've change it, don't want you getting upset.
    You are not funny Otto.
    You can tell not many people like him though ;)
  • SDAddick
    SDAddick Posts: 14,535

    SDAddick said:

    16,000 lol's is a nonsense, do you pay these people?

    You've definitely gotten a lot of lols off my @ricky_otto, where's my cash?
    I've spent it on fine wine, high class hookers and Class A's.

    whatever was left over was spent by elfs in Bury.
    That's fine, as long as it went to good use.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,174
    Patience....!
  • SDAddick said:

    16,000 lol's is a nonsense, do you pay these people?

    You've definitely gotten a lot of lols off my @ricky_otto, where's my cash?
    I've spent it on fine wine, high class hookers and Class A's.

    whatever was left over was spent by elfs in Bury.
    Don't you mean whine?!
  • Steak and a blow job like most blokes

    I have a lot of birthdays, but I just don't get any blowjobs off of woman.
    There I've change it, don't want you getting upset.
    You are not funny Otto.
    You can tell not many people like him though ;)
    I am surprised people have not tried to start a Ricky_Otto fan club!

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  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,876
    Did you not get the invite?
  • Did you not get the invite?

    I would have accepted the invite at Bury, it could happen at Gillingham. I am even bringing women for him.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,876
    Tonsupport his team right? Not actual Slade groupies thinking they are seeing the band...
  • Tonsupport his team right? Not actual Slade groupies thinking they are seeing the band...

    Definitely not!
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600

    Steak and a blow job like most blokes

    I have a lot of birthdays, but I just don't get any blowjobs off of woman.
    There I've change it, don't want you getting upset.
    You are not funny Otto.
    You can tell not many people like him though ;)
    I am surprised people have not tried to start a Ricky_Otto fan club!
    They have done. Members must be straight females between the ages of 25 - 45 (in age, not stone). And they have to under go a rigorous physical examination.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited October 2016

    Did you not get the invite?

    I would have accepted the invite at Bury, it could happen at Gillingham. I am even bringing women for him.
    I'd rather you didn't.
  • Did you not get the invite?

    I would have accepted the invite at Bury, it could happen at Gillingham. I am even bringing women for him.
    I'd rather you didn't.
    It will take your mind off the football.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 96,053
    edited October 2016

    Steak and a blow job like most blokes

    I have a lot of birthdays, but I just don't get any blowjobs off of woman.
    There I've change it, don't want you getting upset.
    You are not funny Otto.
    You can tell not many people like him though ;)
    I am surprised people have not tried to start a Ricky_Otto fan club!
    They have done. Members must be straight males between the ages of 25 - 45 (in stone, not age). And they have to under go a rigorous sexual examination.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600

    Steak and a blow job like most blokes

    I have a lot of birthdays, but I just don't get any blowjobs off of woman.
    There I've change it, don't want you getting upset.
    You are not funny Otto.
    You can tell not many people like him though ;)
    I am surprised people have not tried to start a Ricky_Otto fan club!
    They have done. Members must be straight males between the ages of 25 - 45 (in stone, not age). And they have to under go a rigorous sexual examination.
    Look mate, this is for my fan club, not yours.
  • Steak and a blow job like most blokes

    I have a lot of birthdays, but I just don't get any blowjobs off of woman.
    There I've change it, don't want you getting upset.
    You are not funny Otto.
    You can tell not many people like him though ;)
    I am surprised people have not tried to start a Ricky_Otto fan club!
    They have done. Members must be straight males between the ages of 25 - 45 (in stone, not age). And they have to under go a rigorous sexual examination.
    Look mate, this is for my fan club, not yours.
    :open_mouth: I have a fan club?

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  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,888

    Steak and a blow job like most blokes

    I have a lot of birthdays, but I just don't get any blowjobs off of woman.
    There I've change it, don't want you getting upset.
    You are not funny Otto.
    You can tell not many people like him though ;)
    I am surprised people have not tried to start a Ricky_Otto fan club!
    They have done. Members must be straight females between the ages of 25 - 45 (in age, not stone). And they have to under go a rigorous physical examination.
    That rules out the millers bexley then
  • Steak and a blow job like most blokes

    I have a lot of birthdays, but I just don't get any blowjobs off of woman.
    There I've change it, don't want you getting upset.
    You are not funny Otto.
    You can tell not many people like him though ;)
    I am surprised people have not tried to start a Ricky_Otto fan club!
    They have done. Members must be straight females between the ages of 25 - 45 (in age, not stone). And they have to under go a rigorous physical examination.
    That rules out the millers bexley then
    I keep telling Otto that women in their fifty's are more attractive.