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First they ignore you

Henry Irving
Henry Irving Posts: 85,477
in General Charlton
Then they laugh at you.

Then they fight you

THEN YOU WIN

Gandhi

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  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,301
    I am Spartacus.

    Kirk Douglas
  • mogodon
    mogodon Posts: 3,438
    Then they laugh at you.

    Then they fight you.

    Then they start manipulating the truth and suppressing discussion.

    The you win.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,824
    Stay out of the black
    And in the red
    There's nothing in this game
    For 2 in a bed

    Jim Bowen
  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,968
    Bournemouth Addick said:

    I am Spartacus.

    Kirk Douglas

    I'm Brian and so's my wife.

    Terence Bayler.
  • Addick Addict
    Addick Addict Posts: 40,443
    Roses are red
    So are Charlton
  • Valiantphil
    Valiantphil Posts: 6,427
    Gandi........one decent film and then he never made another.

    Trigger
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    To me

    To you

    The Chuckle brothers
  • Kap10
    Kap10 Posts: 15,640
    Valiantphil said:

    Gandi........one decent film and then he never made another.

    Trigger

    You never saw the Dhoti fights back!!
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,155
    I wonder how much grief Ghandi got from Raj apologists :wink:

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  • cafcnick1992
    cafcnick1992 Posts: 7,503
    Ghandi got relegated to league one the season after that quote
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,715
    Put on your loincloth and lead us Henry.
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,599
    To cum finish first, first you must cum finish

    my ex Rick Mears

  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,611
    "I’m just your Jack-in-the-Box
    You know whenever love knocks
    I’m gonna bounce up and down on my spring."

    Clodagh Rogers.

    Says it all for me.....
  • Addickted2TheReds
    Addickted2TheReds Posts: 7,783
    That was a lovely lunch

    Sue Parkes
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    The World's your lobster.

    Del Boy
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    FEED ME SEYMOUR

    Sue Parks

    Audrey II
  • alan dugdale
    alan dugdale Posts: 3,095
    Addickted said:

    The World's your lobster.

    Del Boy

    Arfur Daley ?
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,611
    "Someone's left the cake out in the rain
    I don't think that I can take it
    cos it took so long to bake it
    Now i'll never have that recipe AGAIN!!!
    Oh no."

    MacArthur Park ( well before Bake Off days)
  • Coyotejohn1947
    Coyotejohn1947 Posts: 1,164
    Bournemouth Addick said:

    I am Spartacus.

    Kirk Douglas

    I am Thomas Driesen.......

    or I might be...................or I might not be............

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  • I_was_Floyd
    I_was_Floyd Posts: 468
    alan dugdale said:

    Addickted said:

    The World's your lobster.

    Del Boy

    Arfur Daley ?
    A little dodgey maybe

  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,264
    War is a game played with a smile,
    if you can't smile grin.
    If you can't grin,
    Keep out the way till you can.

    Winston Churchill 1945 and Daisy 2016
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,459
    "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."

    9 May 1864, General John Sedgwick (d. 9 May 1864)
  • HarryLime
    HarryLime Posts: 1,295
    David Bowie sang this to Ricky Gervais on Extras.
    I think Gervais wrote the lyrics though:

    Little fat man who sold his soul,
    Little fat man who sold his dream...

    Pathetic little fat man,
    No one's bloody laughing,
    The clown that no one laugh's at,
    They all just wish he'd die.

    He's so depressed at being hated,
    Fatso takes his own life,
    He blows his stupid brains out,
    But the twat would probably miss.

    He sold his soul for a shot at fame,
    Catchphrase and wigs and the jokes are lame,
    He's got no style, he's got no grace,
    He's banal and facile, he's a fat waste of space

    See his pug-nosed face... Pug, pug, pug, pug,
    See his pug-nosed face... Pug, pug, pug, pug,
    See his pug-nosed face... Pug, pug, pug, pug,
    The little fat man with the pug-nosed face, Pug, pug, pug, pug,
    Little fat man, pug-nosed face, Pug, pug, pug, pug,
    He's a little fat pug-nosed face, Pug, pug, pug, pug.
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,264
    It's my Club, and I'll cry if I want to
    Cry if I want to, cry if I want to
    You would cry too if it happened to you

    Nobody knows where my NABBY has gone
    But Mel left the same time
    Why was he holding her hand
    When he's supposed to be mine
  • roseandcrown
    roseandcrown Posts: 7,593
    Addickted2TheReds said:

    That was a lovely free lunch

    Sue Parkes

    fixed it

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