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A Song For Roland - Some Festive Fun

mistrollingin
mistrollingin Posts: 3,868
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
I'll kick off with these from my misspent youth,

Stupidity - Solomon Burke
I'm A Nut - Leroy Pullins
Welcome To My World - Jim Reeves
Hello Goodbye - The Beatles
They're Coming To Take Me Away Ha-Haaa! - Napoleon X1V

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  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,590
    All I want for Christmas is my two white teeth.
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    All the Madmen - David Bowie
    Asylum - Disturbed
    Basket Case - Green Day
  • Anna_Kissed
    Anna_Kissed Posts: 3,302
    Traffic - Hole In My Shoe
  • Onlyme
    Onlyme Posts: 384
    I'm a W*nker by Ivor Biggun.
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,993
    I did it my way
  • Anna_Kissed
    Anna_Kissed Posts: 3,302
    Human League - Don't You Want Me?
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,993
    I'm always right - The Pigeon Detectives
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,993
    I'm a Fucking Genius - Supersuckers
  • Anna_Kissed
    Anna_Kissed Posts: 3,302
    For those who think that things can get better under Roland's ownership:
    The Stranglers - Something Better Change

    For those who don't:
    The Moody Blues - Go Now
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,019
    It might need a bit of work but...

    On the twelfth day of Christmas old Two Shats gave to me:
    12 chips per portion
    11 piggies flying
    10 squeezy stress balls
    9 nervous nightmeires
    Who 8 all the vol-au-vents
    7 sacked coaches
    6 times getting better
    5 beach balls
    4 unbadged goons
    3 years of hell
    2 duck-taped shoes
    and an absolutely rotten goalie
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  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Stig said:

    It might need a bit of work but...

    On the twelfth day of Christmas old Two Shats gave to me:
    12 chips per portion
    11 piggies flying
    10 squeezy stress balls
    9 nervous nightmeires
    Who 8 all the vol-au-vents
    7 sacked coaches
    6 times getting better
    5 beach balls
    4 unbadged goons
    3 years of hell
    2 duck-taped shoes
    and an absolutely rotten goalie

    Cracking effort @Stig
  • mistrollingin
    mistrollingin Posts: 3,868
    Anna_Kissed said:

    For those who think that things can get better under Roland's ownership:
    The Stranglers - Something Better Change

    For those who don't:
    The Moody Blues - Go Now

    Anna, great shout for Go Now, but please, please check out the superlative original version by the American soul diva, Bessie Banks.

    Recorded in 1964 for the Red Bird label it is one of the great deep soul records of all time.

    The M B's should be eternally ashamed they tried to pass it off as their own.
  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 5,970
    Feck off - Arsenetatters
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,222
    I'm dreaming of the old Charlton,
    Just like the one I used to know.
    Where the three points glisten,
    And owners listen,
    And we see Benty scoring goals!
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,222
    Away in a manger,
    No crib for a bed,
    The little lord Jesus woke up and he said,
    Weeeeeeeee hate Roland and we hate Roland, we hate Roland and we hate Roland, we hate Roland and we hate Roland. We are the Roland haters
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,222
    Katriene, are you listening?
    Fuck off home, we're all singing,
    Cos we're making a stand,
    Now fuck off with Roland,
    We ain't the customers, we're the fans!
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,222
    The owners right now are frightful,
    And the CEO is spiteful,
    The Valley's our place to go,
    So fuck of home, Fuck off home, Fuck off home
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,222
    Yeah, I'm that bored
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    Jingle bells, Roland smells
    Katrien caught a train
    Sue ate all the vol-au-vents
    And Tony has no brain... hey

    Jingle bells, Katrien tells
    Lots of steaming lies
    Roland is oblivious
    And Sue ate all the pies
  • illichassavedit
    illichassavedit Posts: 254
    The old traffic song 'Hole in my Shoe' seems quite appropriate?
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  • illichassavedit
    illichassavedit Posts: 254
    To the tune of Another Brick in the Wall:

    We don't need your, experimentation
    We don't need Network control
    No Katrien Meire in the Boardroom

    Hey, Roland, leave our club alone

    All in all we wish you'd ......Just go and buy Millwall
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    The Meire And The Damage Done (or something like that) Neil Young
  • bazjonster
    bazjonster Posts: 2,875
    Happy bloomin Christmas.....................

    O come all ye faithful,
    Come down to The Valley,
    O come ye, O come ye,
    To dy-stop-ia

    Come and behold the
    In-ept manage-ment team
    Oh come let us extract them
    O come let us extract them
    O come let us extract them
    Far from our club

    Sing Covered end choir
    Sing in exasperation
    Sing all that can out in the East and the West
    Give to our wishes that they should just piss o-o-off

    Oh come let us extract them
    Oh come let us extract them
    O come let us extract them
    Far from our club!!

    Right - off to MK Dons!!

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