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Comedians that are just not funny

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  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,476
    cblock said:

    ken Dodd, Jimmy Tarbuck, Stan Boardman

    Ken Dodd.....that's absolutely disgraceful!
  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    Romesh Ranganathan
  • Zaki
    Zaki Posts: 48
    Russell Howard, Michael McIntyre and Jimmy Carr.
  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,844
    edited December 2016
    Lee Evans - I just don't get it. I also have to wipe my TV down after he is on... So shiny.
    Chris Addison - We get it, you are left wing, hahahahah Tories are shit... Cool.
    Anyone who relies on their background as some ridiculous stereotype, eg people who have every joke as I am gay (One of the Carr's cant remember which), I am Asian (Russell Peters)

    And as I am on that list, more or less every single female comedian is at best, shit at standup, the humour in general relies on the fact they are female rather than that they are funny. They are there to meet a quota in most cases and not because they have any talent. There are a few exceptions to this, but they are the exception

    Stephen Fry - Literally just a diva who likes to throw a tantrum, but like most leftwing loudmouths has been given "national treasure" status meaning he can do no wrong when in reality, he just seems like a bit of a cock who throws his toys out of the pram.

    A lot of these people can be funny on TV shows, but on the stand up circuit are severely lacking.

    Unfortunately a lot of standup is split into two camps. Either deliberately provocative and trying to cause as much offense as possible for the sake of it (Boyle) or so unbelievably left wing and tolerant (most BBC shows). There are a few that fall outside this realm and are genuinely funny but they are few and far inbetween.

    Rich Hall and Jim Jefferies stand out to me as 2 who are exceptionally funny.

    A great example is Charlie Brooker, one of the biggest dickheads when he is trying to be funny on standup, so tedious, but Black Mirror is 10/10.
  • PopIcon
    PopIcon Posts: 5,970
    I think Stephen Fry is overatted.
  • Pretty much all of em to be fair.
    Back in the 70s they were racists and sexist.
    Nowadays they are mainly bleeding heart liberals.
    Give me a good sitcom instead like fools and horses or Blackadder or whatever

    What channel was whatever on?
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,476
    edited December 2016

    Pretty much all of em to be fair.
    Back in the 70s they were racists and sexist.
    Nowadays they are mainly bleeding heart liberals.
    Give me a good sitcom instead like fools and horses or Blackadder or whatever

    What channel was whatever on?
    Are you trying to be funny moosh?
  • Pretty much all of em to be fair.
    Back in the 70s they were racists and sexist.
    Nowadays they are mainly bleeding heart liberals.
    Give me a good sitcom instead like fools and horses or Blackadder or whatever

    What channel was whatever on?
    Can you be added to the list :smile:
  • Boysie
    Boysie Posts: 701
    Michael McIntyre, unfunny posh bloke and Kevin Bridges, relying on his accent for laughs. You're still not funny, mate.
  • Huskaris,I would assume(hope) that anybody on Charlton life wouldn't give a a hoot if you are male or female,black, white or Asian. gay or lesbian. live, love, laugh and be happy.ps I agree on Brooker!!!!
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  • dickplumb
    dickplumb Posts: 4,835
    edited December 2016
    Michael McIntyre and Dave Gorman. Both as funny as a hole in a parachute.
  • Huskaris said:

    Lee Evans - I just don't get it. I also have to wipe my TV down after he is on... So shiny.
    Chris Addison - We get it, you are left wing, hahahahah Tories are shit... Cool.
    Anyone who relies on their background as some ridiculous stereotype, eg people who have every joke as I am gay (One of the Carr's cant remember which), I am Asian (Russell Peters)

    And as I am on that list, more or less every single female comedian is at best, shit at standup, the humour in general relies on the fact they are female rather than that they are funny. They are there to meet a quota in most cases and not because they have any talent. There are a few exceptions to this, but they are the exception

    Stephen Fry - Literally just a diva who likes to throw a tantrum, but like most leftwing loudmouths has been given "national treasure" status meaning he can do no wrong when in reality, he just seems like a bit of a cock who throws his toys out of the pram.

    A lot of these people can be funny on TV shows, but on the stand up circuit are severely lacking.

    Unfortunately a lot of standup is split into two camps. Either deliberately provocative and trying to cause as much offense as possible for the sake of it (Boyle) or so unbelievably left wing and tolerant (most BBC shows). There are a few that fall outside this realm and are genuinely funny but they are few and far inbetween.

    Rich Hall and Jim Jefferies stand out to me as 2 who are exceptionally funny.

    A great example is Charlie Brooker, one of the biggest dickheads when he is trying to be funny on standup, so tedious, but Black Mirror is 10/10.

    Not sure I've ever caught Stephen Fry or Charlie Brooker's stand up tours...
  • Lenny Henry
  • Russell Brand just awful
  • Anna_Kissed
    Anna_Kissed Posts: 3,302
    George Osborne
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 50,974
    Roland Duchatelet. He has to be a sick joke surely and not very funny
  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,824
    ElfsborgAddick
    This
  • clb74 said:

    ElfsborgAddick
    This

    You're funny, when wearing your shorts in northern hovels whilst people are wearing scarves and wooly hats.
  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,824
    Southern softies mate
  • Russell Brand just awful

    as a comedian, perhaps, but as a philosopher?
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  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    markmc68 said:

    I can't do Michael McIntyre. Is he funny because I turn over as soon as I see him.

    Came here to say that.

    I just don't find him funny, the missus loves him but I find something really frustrating about him.. not sure whether it's voice or his face?
  • JaShea99
    JaShea99 Posts: 5,457
    Can't believe no one has said Ricky Gervais yet!! I don't agree, just remember it was the 'in' thing to say a few years ago. 'He's just like his character in The Office', 'he's racist, sexist, homophobic' etc.
  • Russell Kane
  • Jim Davidson

    Michael McIntyre

    Russell Brand
  • Russell Brand just awful

    as a comedian, perhaps, but as a philosopher?
    He is to life what Roland is to running football clubs
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    colthe3rd said:


    Charlie Brooker

    Not a comedian mate.
    Comedian / satirist, same thing
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,737
    edited December 2016

    Russell Brand just awful

    as a comedian, perhaps, but as a philosopher?
    Nope.

    As a grade A arsehole though Russell Brand is hard to beat.

    Like listening to Chris Eubank.....he's read some books and thinks he's Aristotle.

    I wonder what he thinks of the waste of public money at the Olympic Stadium?
  • colthe3rd
    colthe3rd Posts: 8,486

    colthe3rd said:


    Charlie Brooker

    Not a comedian mate.
    Comedian / satirist, same thing
    Not really.
  • kentaddick
    kentaddick Posts: 18,729

    Russell Brand just awful

    as a comedian, perhaps, but as a philosopher?
    If Russell brand is classed as a philosopher these days then humanity really is on its last dregs. The guy is the walking definition of a wanker.
  • kentaddick
    kentaddick Posts: 18,729
    Huskaris said:

    Lee Evans - I just don't get it. I also have to wipe my TV down after he is on... So shiny.
    Chris Addison - We get it, you are left wing, hahahahah Tories are shit... Cool.
    Anyone who relies on their background as some ridiculous stereotype, eg people who have every joke as I am gay (One of the Carr's cant remember which), I am Asian (Russell Peters)

    And as I am on that list, more or less every single female comedian is at best, shit at standup, the humour in general relies on the fact they are female rather than that they are funny. They are there to meet a quota in most cases and not because they have any talent. There are a few exceptions to this, but they are the exception

    Stephen Fry - Literally just a diva who likes to throw a tantrum, but like most leftwing loudmouths has been given "national treasure" status meaning he can do no wrong when in reality, he just seems like a bit of a cock who throws his toys out of the pram.

    A lot of these people can be funny on TV shows, but on the stand up circuit are severely lacking.

    Unfortunately a lot of standup is split into two camps. Either deliberately provocative and trying to cause as much offense as possible for the sake of it (Boyle) or so unbelievably left wing and tolerant (most BBC shows). There are a few that fall outside this realm and are genuinely funny but they are few and far inbetween.

    Rich Hall and Jim Jefferies stand out to me as 2 who are exceptionally funny.

    A great example is Charlie Brooker, one of the biggest dickheads when he is trying to be funny on standup, so tedious, but Black Mirror is 10/10.

    To be fair to Stephen fry he's bi polar, so him throwing his toys out the pram could be his illness manifesting itself.

    Charlie brooker I find irritating, but even more irritating is that I actually agree and find what he says funny a lot of the time.

    What female comedian was on his wipe last night? She was as funny as the shit I'm taking right now as I write on my phone. She almost sent me to sleep